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Two Middle-Aged, Middle-Class Dads. Real. Raw. Uncensored.

Drop-D Podcast Productions.

  • Feb 8, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
  • 50 EPISODES


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EPISODE #24: "A Slippery Situation."

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 56:20


IN THIS EPISODE~ The Guys kick back & unwind by discussing their Holidays; Rob gets Covid!; Rob recovers from Covid!; Another Douchebag wrecks another vehicle for Doug!; "The Gwyneth Paltrow Exploding Skank-Ass Candle"; "The Nashville Wal Mart Masturbating Bandit" (with Astroglide!); Douchebags doing Douchebag things in national parks!; PLUS~ Doug learns what a "ball-gasm" is, and Rob answers that age-old nagging question: Just how many pounds of impacted stool WAS Elvis Presley carrying around in his gut?JOIN US!-Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell-A Drop D Podcast Production-Song: "I Ain't No Joke", by Eric B. & Rakim

EPISODE #23: "Dinosaur Buttholes?"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 47:20


EPISODE #22: "Are You Jerkin' My Bobber?"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 63:40


HEY HEY! We're BACK! It's an all-new episode of BTFU! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/show/b-t-f-u-podcast Rob & Doug have alot of catching up to do; Rob goes on a Pandemic Big-Ass Steak Quest to Outback! Doug goes on a tear trolling rednecks, and the Boys reminisce about the bygone Glory Dayz Of Dayglo Spandex-Infused Hair Metal! PLUS~ "Rob's Tales Of Nudity Gone Awry", some douchebag backs into Doug's convertible and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded, Edited & Produced by Grant Wilson.Song:"I Left My Wallet In El Segundo", by A Tribe Called Quest

EPISODE #22: "Are You Jerkin' My Bobber?"

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 63:40


HEY HEY! We're BACK! It's an all-new episode of BTFU! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/show/b-t-f-u-podcast Rob & Doug have alot of catching up to do; Rob goes on a Pandemic Big-Ass Steak Quest to Outback! Doug goes on a tear trolling rednecks, and the Boys reminisce about the bygone Glory Dayz Of Dayglo Spandex-Infused Hair Metal! PLUS~ "Rob's Tales Of Nudity Gone Awry", some douchebag backs into Doug's convertible and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded, Edited & Produced by Grant Wilson.Song:"I Left My Wallet In El Segundo", by A Tribe Called Quest

EPISODE #21: "A Man Of Larger Carriage."

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 54:28


WE'RE BACK! AN ALL-NEW EPISODE IS UP AND READY TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR EARHOLES! IN THIS EPISODE~ The Facemask Wars of 2020! Sunburn Season is here! Rude-ass people! Witnessing Douchebags getting public ass-beatings! Plus: Leeches! Wieners! Leeches on wieners! Toad-vomit lozenges that cure disease and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong: "State Of The Union (STFU)", by Public Enemy

EPISODE #21: "A Man Of Larger Carriage."

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 54:28


WE'RE BACK! AN ALL-NEW EPISODE IS UP AND READY TO MAKE LOVE TO YOUR EARHOLES! IN THIS EPISODE~ The Facemask Wars of 2020! Sunburn Season is here! Rude-ass people! Witnessing Douchebags getting public ass-beatings! Plus: Leeches! Wieners! Leeches on wieners! Toad-vomit lozenges that cure disease and MUCH MORE!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong: "State Of The Union (STFU)", by Public Enemy

EPISODE #20~ COVID-19 PROTOCOL EDITION: "Jalapenos, Milk, & Cocaine."

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 72:43


AWWWWW YEAH, WE'RE BACK! BTFU RETURNS! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-20-covid-19-protocol-edi…The Boys are in Lock-Down Mode and talking sh*t about all kinds of nonsense! Topics discussed include:Bands we hate! True "underground" rock! What would Taylor Swift songs be about if she dated Rob for a year? STD's and hammers! Covid Madness! That Psycho with all the Tigers! Plus~ Cock-Ring Decisions gone horribly wrong, f**ked up stories that embarrass others, Easter Porn, and why Pink Floyd can kiss Doug's hairy half-Mexican ass!JOIN THE FUN!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell.Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson.Closing Song: "Scenario", by A Tribe Called Quest.

EPISODE #20~ COVID-19 PROTOCOL EDITION: "Jalapenos, Milk, & Cocaine."

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 72:43


AWWWWW YEAH, WE'RE BACK! BTFU RETURNS! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-20-covid-19-protocol-edi…The Boys are in Lock-Down Mode and talking sh*t about all kinds of nonsense! Topics discussed include:Bands we hate! True "underground" rock! What would Taylor Swift songs be about if she dated Rob for a year? STD's and hammers! Covid Madness! That Psycho with all the Tigers! Plus~ Cock-Ring Decisions gone horribly wrong, f**ked up stories that embarrass others, Easter Porn, and why Pink Floyd can kiss Doug's hairy half-Mexican ass!JOIN THE FUN!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug Campbell.Recorded & Produced by Grant Wilson.Closing Song: "Scenario", by A Tribe Called Quest.

EPISODE #19: "Saffron Man."

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 67:10


FINALLY! A SENSE OF NORMALCY IN AN OTHERWISE ABNORMAL WORLD! THE BOYS are BACK and here to help you forget momentarily about your contagious neighbors! Items up for discussion include:This guy Doug meets poops his pants! Embarrassing high school stories! Rob drinks from a bottle of Skoal-spit! Doug drinks from a bottle of motor oil! Gwyneth Paltrow gets high and sells some Stank! Plus stupid state laws! Weed stories! Cows! And fish that look like weiners!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong:"Run's House", by Run-DMC

EPISODE #19: "Saffron Man."

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 67:10


FINALLY! A SENSE OF NORMALCY IN AN OTHERWISE ABNORMAL WORLD! THE BOYS are BACK and here to help you forget momentarily about your contagious neighbors! Items up for discussion include:This guy Doug meets poops his pants! Embarrassing high school stories! Rob drinks from a bottle of Skoal-spit! Doug drinks from a bottle of motor oil! Gwyneth Paltrow gets high and sells some Stank! Plus stupid state laws! Weed stories! Cows! And fish that look like weiners!JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonSong:"Run's House", by Run-DMC

EPISODE #18: "Lovable, Strokable Silicone."

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 57:38


AWW YEAH, AN ALL NEW BTFU HAS UPLOADED! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN & HANG OUT WITH DOUG & ROB! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-18-lovable-strokable-sil…IN THIS EPISODE~ Crazy chicks doing stupid sh*t in retail outlets! Rob falls asleep on his wife...again! Why Doug is CERTAIN that both Limp Bizkit AND Korn sucked! Rock musicians who have the NERVE to f**k with the classics! PLUS, Sex robots, sex robot group action, crappy home improvement warehouses and an all new edition of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant WilsonClosing Song: "Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em", by Eric B & Rakim

EPISODE #18: "Lovable, Strokable Silicone."

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 57:38


AWW YEAH, AN ALL NEW BTFU HAS UPLOADED! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN & HANG OUT WITH DOUG & ROB! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-18-lovable-strokable-sil…IN THIS EPISODE~ Crazy chicks doing stupid sh*t in retail outlets! Rob falls asleep on his wife...again! Why Doug is CERTAIN that both Limp Bizkit AND Korn sucked! Rock musicians who have the NERVE to f**k with the classics! PLUS, Sex robots, sex robot group action, crappy home improvement warehouses and an all new edition of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob!JOIN US!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant WilsonClosing Song: "Let The Rhythm Hit 'Em", by Eric B & Rakim

EPISODE #17: "Horny Old People".

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 52:49


BTFU IS BACK! CLICK HERE TO HANG WITH US! https://www.spreaker.com/…/7338…/episode-17-horny-old-peopleIN THIS EPISODE~ The Flu Bug hits the Doug & Rob Households full tilt, Rob's Lovely Wife stops by for a surprise visit, and Rob gets chastised by a Bible Thumper!PLUS~ Septuagenarians with Super sex-drives, really offensive jokes, GIGANTIC male members and the weird stuff Americans crammed into their own orifices in 2019...ON PURPOSE.JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonOutro Song:"Ghost Deini", by Ghostface Killah

EPISODE #17: "Horny Old People".

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 52:49


BTFU IS BACK! CLICK HERE TO HANG WITH US! https://www.spreaker.com/…/7338…/episode-17-horny-old-peopleIN THIS EPISODE~ The Flu Bug hits the Doug & Rob Households full tilt, Rob's Lovely Wife stops by for a surprise visit, and Rob gets chastised by a Bible Thumper!PLUS~ Septuagenarians with Super sex-drives, really offensive jokes, GIGANTIC male members and the weird stuff Americans crammed into their own orifices in 2019...ON PURPOSE.JOIN US!Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced By Grant WilsonOutro Song:"Ghost Deini", by Ghostface Killah

EPISODE SIXTEEN: "Josh Brolin's Pucker Hole."

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 65:43


Hey Hey! BTFU is BACK! CLICK HERE to hang with us! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-sixteen-josh-brolins-puc…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob gets fit, and Doug gets horrified by weird stuff celebrities do with their extremities! (Of which ROB seems to have an unhealthily detailed knowledge).PLUS~ we'll play another round of "Shut The F**k Up, Donnie!", LSD gone wrong in an amusement park, The World's Worst Haunted Attraction, fossilized Viking Poop and MORE!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant Wilson

EPISODE SIXTEEN: "Josh Brolin's Pucker Hole."

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2019 65:43


Hey Hey! BTFU is BACK! CLICK HERE to hang with us! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-sixteen-josh-brolins-puc…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob gets fit, and Doug gets horrified by weird stuff celebrities do with their extremities! (Of which ROB seems to have an unhealthily detailed knowledge).PLUS~ we'll play another round of "Shut The F**k Up, Donnie!", LSD gone wrong in an amusement park, The World's Worst Haunted Attraction, fossilized Viking Poop and MORE!Written & Hosted by Rob Clark & Doug CampbellRecorded & Produced by Grant Wilson

EPISODE FIFTEEN: "Well...She's 'German'-Hot..."

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2019 55:12


AW YEAH! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/…/…/ep-fifteen-well-shes-german-hotIN THIS EPISODE~ Doug gets conscripted into hard labor by a lazy cop! Rob busts his ass! Social Media Weirdness! Plus: Cocaine makes the news~Twice! Fugitives! Rob's personal hygiene routine! Strange chicks with questionable proclivities! JOIN THE FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Song~ "Smash The Crowd", by Public Enemy

EPISODE FIFTEEN: "Well...She's 'German'-Hot..."

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2019 55:12


AW YEAH! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN: https://www.spreaker.com/…/…/ep-fifteen-well-shes-german-hotIN THIS EPISODE~ Doug gets conscripted into hard labor by a lazy cop! Rob busts his ass! Social Media Weirdness! Plus: Cocaine makes the news~Twice! Fugitives! Rob's personal hygiene routine! Strange chicks with questionable proclivities! JOIN THE FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Song~ "Smash The Crowd", by Public Enemy

EPISODE FOURTEEN: "Too Thick To Be Paralyzed."

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 55:03


THE BOYS ARE BACK! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD: https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-fourteen-too-thick-to-be…Rob...uh...digs midgets! Doug mocks vegans! Psychotic dwarf chicks! Plus, the world goes lawsuit crazy, Barbie gets Woke, Rob gets offended, and an irate listener lets Rob have it!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Song~ "Sabotage", by Beastie Boys

EPISODE FOURTEEN: "Too Thick To Be Paralyzed."

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2019 55:03


THE BOYS ARE BACK! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD: https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-fourteen-too-thick-to-be…Rob...uh...digs midgets! Doug mocks vegans! Psychotic dwarf chicks! Plus, the world goes lawsuit crazy, Barbie gets Woke, Rob gets offended, and an irate listener lets Rob have it!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Song~ "Sabotage", by Beastie Boys

EPISODE THIRTEEN: "That's Alot Of Crabs."

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 76:24


AHOY! ALL NEW EPISODE THIRTEEN IS UPON THEE! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-thirteen-thats-alot-of-c…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob's Subconscious jacks with his head! Something isn't quite kosher in New Hampshire! Intern abuse! An all new politically-charged-sure-to-be-controversial segment! Steroid-ManBoobs! And Rob goes to the movies!JOIN US!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Closing song~ "M*therf*cker", By Faith No More

EPISODE THIRTEEN: "That's Alot Of Crabs."

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 76:24


AHOY! ALL NEW EPISODE THIRTEEN IS UPON THEE! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-thirteen-thats-alot-of-c…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob's Subconscious jacks with his head! Something isn't quite kosher in New Hampshire! Intern abuse! An all new politically-charged-sure-to-be-controversial segment! Steroid-ManBoobs! And Rob goes to the movies!JOIN US!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson*Closing song~ "M*therf*cker", By Faith No More

EPISODE TWELVE: "300 Yards From My Succulent Ass."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 68:00


ATTENTION! BTFU PODCAST IS BACK! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-twelve-300-yards-from-my…Join us as Rob & Doug catch up! Rob goes on vacation! So does Doug! Stephen King! Sharks! Drunk a**holes and redneck music! Nasty beer! Nasty water! And Rob catches the flack after Doug offends a Snake-Handler! TONS OF FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

EPISODE TWELVE: "300 Yards From My Succulent Ass."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 68:00


ATTENTION! BTFU PODCAST IS BACK! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-twelve-300-yards-from-my…Join us as Rob & Doug catch up! Rob goes on vacation! So does Doug! Stephen King! Sharks! Drunk a**holes and redneck music! Nasty beer! Nasty water! And Rob catches the flack after Doug offends a Snake-Handler! TONS OF FUN!~Written & Hosted By Rob Clark & Doug Campbell~Recorded & Produced By Grant Wilson

EPISODE ELEVEN: "You Might Catch A Charge For That."

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 104:50


HEADS UP! AN ALL-NEW BTFU is upon thee! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-eleven-you-might-catch-a…JOIN US as the Boyz discuss shattering the safe & comfortable illusions of children, why the Moon Landing looked kinda fake, why Skype still kinda sucks, KISS, the Ace Frehley show Doug recently caught, and meeting Bona Fide Rock & Roll Legends!PLUS~ is the Earth flat? Did Hitler die? Where the hell does Stephen King live? Air BnB nightmares and MUCH MORE!

EPISODE ELEVEN: "You Might Catch A Charge For That."

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2019 104:50


HEADS UP! AN ALL-NEW BTFU is upon thee! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-eleven-you-might-catch-a…JOIN US as the Boyz discuss shattering the safe & comfortable illusions of children, why the Moon Landing looked kinda fake, why Skype still kinda sucks, KISS, the Ace Frehley show Doug recently caught, and meeting Bona Fide Rock & Roll Legends!PLUS~ is the Earth flat? Did Hitler die? Where the hell does Stephen King live? Air BnB nightmares and MUCH MORE!

EPISODE TEN: "It's Too Early For This Sh*t."

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 89:59


OHHHHHHH SNAP! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-ten-its-too-early-for-th…Waffles! Weirdos! Crappy movies! Auto accidents! Rob gets road rage and...uh...theater rage!Plus, Doug meets a celebrity! Rob falls asleep (again)! Rob backs a Douchebag down with nothing but a vape-pen and just flat being a BadAss! The joys of slapping big-ass hams (and ham-asses) and MUCH MORE! JOIN US

EPISODE TEN: "It's Too Early For This Sh*t."

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 89:59


OHHHHHHH SNAP! ROB & DOUG ARE BACK! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-ten-its-too-early-for-th…Waffles! Weirdos! Crappy movies! Auto accidents! Rob gets road rage and...uh...theater rage!Plus, Doug meets a celebrity! Rob falls asleep (again)! Rob backs a Douchebag down with nothing but a vape-pen and just flat being a BadAss! The joys of slapping big-ass hams (and ham-asses) and MUCH MORE! JOIN US

EPISODE NINE: "Aw Man, That's Brutal."

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 75:05


YO HO HO! THE BOYS ARE BACK! CLICK THIS LINK https://www.spreaker.com/…/7338953/episode-nine-aw-man-that… TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE!IN THIS EPISODE~ Mail-order chocolate Naughty Bits! McDonald's drive-thru fistfights! The fast-food/poop ratio! An all-new segment of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob! Ridiculously insanely fast cars! Plus the joys of online Christmas shopping, the woes of Skype, Doug's bad driving leads to hurtful insults, and Rob gets rudely corrected...again

EPISODE NINE: "Aw Man, That's Brutal."

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 75:05


YO HO HO! THE BOYS ARE BACK! CLICK THIS LINK https://www.spreaker.com/…/7338953/episode-nine-aw-man-that… TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE!IN THIS EPISODE~ Mail-order chocolate Naughty Bits! McDonald's drive-thru fistfights! The fast-food/poop ratio! An all-new segment of "How Bad Does It Suck?" with Rob! Ridiculously insanely fast cars! Plus the joys of online Christmas shopping, the woes of Skype, Doug's bad driving leads to hurtful insults, and Rob gets rudely corrected...again

EPISODE EIGHT: "A Black, Gellatinous Mass."

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 126:31


PRAISE THE LAWD AND PASS THE MASHED POTATOES! Episode Eight is HERE! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-eight-a-black-gellatinou…IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys reflect back on Classic Hip Hop Days Of Yore, which leads to the inescapable questions: Is Tupac alive? Did Suge whack Biggie? Did Dre try to whack Suge? What DID Suge mean by "...that Eazy-E thing..."?PLUS, Politically Incorrect action figures, what happens when a man and his son duel with a chainsaw and a lawnmower, Monty Python trivia, Delmar gets irritated with Doug, a Decent, God-Fearing American takes offense, Rob goes gaga over Gaga, and Peanut chases a chicken!JOIN US

EPISODE EIGHT: "A Black, Gellatinous Mass."

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 126:31


PRAISE THE LAWD AND PASS THE MASHED POTATOES! Episode Eight is HERE! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-eight-a-black-gellatinou…IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys reflect back on Classic Hip Hop Days Of Yore, which leads to the inescapable questions: Is Tupac alive? Did Suge whack Biggie? Did Dre try to whack Suge? What DID Suge mean by "...that Eazy-E thing..."?PLUS, Politically Incorrect action figures, what happens when a man and his son duel with a chainsaw and a lawnmower, Monty Python trivia, Delmar gets irritated with Doug, a Decent, God-Fearing American takes offense, Rob goes gaga over Gaga, and Peanut chases a chicken!JOIN US

EPISODE SEVEN: "The Bigger The Better."

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2018 85:41


OH HAPPY DAY! THE BOYS ARE BACK! ALL-NEW EPISODE #7 IS HERE! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE! https://www.spreaker.com/user/7338953/episode-seven-the-bigger-the-better IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys dive right in with Tales Of Jack-Leg, Fly-By-Night, Douchebag Lyin' Thievin'-Ass Contractors, and Doug recounts the Sweet Taste of busting the lying idiots in the act, red-handed. PLUS, Rob can't get a friggin' steak, Doug can't get a friggin' fork, smart-alleck tire shops, smart-ass waitresses, Paul Manafort calls Rob from prison~COLLECT, no less~ people get wise to Carlos Mencia, and a BIG new segment with an even BIGGER new sponsor!

EPISODE SEVEN: "The Bigger The Better."

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2018 85:41


OH HAPPY DAY! THE BOYS ARE BACK! ALL-NEW EPISODE #7 IS HERE! CLICK THIS LINK TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE! https://www.spreaker.com/user/7338953/episode-seven-the-bigger-the-better IN THIS EPISODE~ The Boys dive right in with Tales Of Jack-Leg, Fly-By-Night, Douchebag Lyin' Thievin'-Ass Contractors, and Doug recounts the Sweet Taste of busting the lying idiots in the act, red-handed. PLUS, Rob can't get a friggin' steak, Doug can't get a friggin' fork, smart-alleck tire shops, smart-ass waitresses, Paul Manafort calls Rob from prison~COLLECT, no less~ people get wise to Carlos Mencia, and a BIG new segment with an even BIGGER new sponsor!

EPISODE SIX: "Amy Schumer And The Scented Testicular Cream."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2018 77:39


PRAISE THE LAWD, EPISODE SIX IS HERE! https://www.spreaker.com/user/7338953/episode-six-amy-schumer-and-the-scented- The Boys get Rudely Corrected! Rob negotiates Dream Scenarios! Doug gets ripped off by a Douchebag! Rob embarks on The Quest For The World's Freshest Sack! Doug comes to terms with his Amazon addiction! Plus: Snakes! Spiders! And Amy Schumer gets even MORE annoying!

EPISODE SIX: "Amy Schumer And The Scented Testicular Cream."

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2018 77:39


PRAISE THE LAWD, EPISODE SIX IS HERE! https://www.spreaker.com/user/7338953/episode-six-amy-schumer-and-the-scented- The Boys get Rudely Corrected! Rob negotiates Dream Scenarios! Doug gets ripped off by a Douchebag! Rob embarks on The Quest For The World's Freshest Sack! Doug comes to terms with his Amazon addiction! Plus: Snakes! Spiders! And Amy Schumer gets even MORE annoying!

EPISODE FIVE: "Porn Cone."

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 75:35


Hey Hey! It's time! EPISODE FIVE of #BTFUPod HAS UPLOADED! CLICK HERE https://www.spreaker.com/u…/7338953/episode-five-rock-bottom TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE!! IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob sees himself on the Internet and is freaked the f**k out, Doug tells us why he thinks Ted Nugent is a prick and why he thinks "Sarah Sanders-Eye" is a little creepy, The Boys read a bevy of scintillating #SecondCivilWarLetters, Bill Clinton buys a Cadillac, Rob gets harassed by a nerd on the phone, and Doug offends a Civil War Re-Enactor!JOIN THE FUN!

EPISODE FIVE: "Porn Cone."

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 75:35


Hey Hey! It's time! EPISODE FIVE of #BTFUPod HAS UPLOADED! CLICK HERE https://www.spreaker.com/u…/7338953/episode-five-rock-bottom TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE!! IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob sees himself on the Internet and is freaked the f**k out, Doug tells us why he thinks Ted Nugent is a prick and why he thinks "Sarah Sanders-Eye" is a little creepy, The Boys read a bevy of scintillating #SecondCivilWarLetters, Bill Clinton buys a Cadillac, Rob gets harassed by a nerd on the phone, and Doug offends a Civil War Re-Enactor!JOIN THE FUN!

EPISODE FOUR: "That's What Hippies Do With Leaves."

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2018 87:24


REJOICE! PRAISE THE LAWD! EPISODE FOUR HAS ARRIVED! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE: https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-four-thats-what-hippies-…IN THIS EPISODE~ Star Wars! Fast & Furious! Hatchet Murders! White House Gate Crashers! Amy Schumer! Rich a**holes! Plus, Delmar calls in backup for another big case, we hear Doug's true-life tale of a Douchebag Politician and his "Inconvenient Leaves", and Rob hears The Word & catches The Holy Spirit from a southern minister who takes "Keeping It Real" to a new level. JOIN US

EPISODE FOUR: "That's What Hippies Do With Leaves."

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2018 87:24


REJOICE! PRAISE THE LAWD! EPISODE FOUR HAS ARRIVED! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE: https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-four-thats-what-hippies-…IN THIS EPISODE~ Star Wars! Fast & Furious! Hatchet Murders! White House Gate Crashers! Amy Schumer! Rich a**holes! Plus, Delmar calls in backup for another big case, we hear Doug's true-life tale of a Douchebag Politician and his "Inconvenient Leaves", and Rob hears The Word & catches The Holy Spirit from a southern minister who takes "Keeping It Real" to a new level. JOIN US

EPISODE THREE: "Rampant Douchebaggery Run Amuck."

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 98:11


Holy crap! Is it that time already?!?! EPISODE THREE OF BTFU IS HERE! CLICK HERE: https://www.spreaker.com/user/7338953/episode-three-rampant-douchebaggery-run- TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE! IN THIS EPISODE~ DOUCHEBAGS ARE EVERYWHERE! You can't go outside without tripping over some Shmuck actin' like a Douchebag. And on Episode Three, The Boyz are gonna prove it. From the car wash to the arcade, from getting ripped off at Dave & Buster's to dodging traffic hazards caused by entrail-soaked random joggers(True story! For real!), they're EVERYWHERE. Tune in, as we rail against Douchebaggery in all it's forms. PLUS, Doug goes off on Hollywood re-boots, a thug tries to shake Rob down, and a listener calls Rob to complain (some more).

EPISODE THREE: "Rampant Douchebaggery Run Amuck."

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2018 98:11


Holy crap! Is it that time already?!?! EPISODE THREE OF BTFU IS HERE! CLICK HERE: https://www.spreaker.com/user/7338953/episode-three-rampant-douchebaggery-run- TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD FREE! IN THIS EPISODE~ DOUCHEBAGS ARE EVERYWHERE! You can't go outside without tripping over some Shmuck actin' like a Douchebag. And on Episode Three, The Boyz are gonna prove it. From the car wash to the arcade, from getting ripped off at Dave & Buster's to dodging traffic hazards caused by entrail-soaked random joggers(True story! For real!), they're EVERYWHERE. Tune in, as we rail against Douchebaggery in all it's forms. PLUS, Doug goes off on Hollywood re-boots, a thug tries to shake Rob down, and a listener calls Rob to complain (some more).

EPISODE TWO: Amy Schumer Is Not A Disgusting Pig.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 96:36


Hey Hey! All-new Episode Two has arrived! Click here to listen/download! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-two-amy-schumer-is-not-a…This week~Hollywood remakes, game-changing sausage products, more Dollar General Store Mayhem, Rob gets rudely corrected and calls out Amy Schumer over her unbridled Comic Thievery! PLUS~**BONUS! SPOT THE STOLEN JOKES** : In an effort to demonstrate this Comedy Theft Technique known as "Schumering" (or "Pulling A Mencia"), Doug blatantly & shamelessly steals 3 jokes and drops them into the conversation as if they were his own! Are YOU smart enough to spot the stolen jokes? FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!! PLAY WITH FRIENDS

EPISODE TWO: Amy Schumer Is Not A Disgusting Pig.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2018 96:36


Hey Hey! All-new Episode Two has arrived! Click here to listen/download! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-two-amy-schumer-is-not-a…This week~Hollywood remakes, game-changing sausage products, more Dollar General Store Mayhem, Rob gets rudely corrected and calls out Amy Schumer over her unbridled Comic Thievery! PLUS~**BONUS! SPOT THE STOLEN JOKES** : In an effort to demonstrate this Comedy Theft Technique known as "Schumering" (or "Pulling A Mencia"), Doug blatantly & shamelessly steals 3 jokes and drops them into the conversation as if they were his own! Are YOU smart enough to spot the stolen jokes? FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!! PLAY WITH FRIENDS

EPISODE ONE: Rob Vs. The Surprise Equine Speculum."

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 130:59


EPISODE ONE HAS ARRIVED! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-one-rob-vs-the-surprise-…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob & Doug discuss (among other things) rude cows, junk Chevrolets, weird stuff dogs eat, lesbian love-tips for straight dudes, and dating app misadventures. PLUS, Rob interrupts Delmar on a big case, and Doug offends a snake-handler!

EPISODE ONE: Rob Vs. The Surprise Equine Speculum."

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2018 130:59


EPISODE ONE HAS ARRIVED! CLICK HERE TO LISTEN/DOWNLOAD! https://www.spreaker.com/…/episode-one-rob-vs-the-surprise-…IN THIS EPISODE~ Rob & Doug discuss (among other things) rude cows, junk Chevrolets, weird stuff dogs eat, lesbian love-tips for straight dudes, and dating app misadventures. PLUS, Rob interrupts Delmar on a big case, and Doug offends a snake-handler!

BTFUs First Celebrity Endorsement!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2018 0:42


BTFUs First Celebrity Endorsement!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2018 0:42


Delmar Sloppahaag: Sneakey Motherf***er.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 2:34


Delmar Sloppahaag: Sneakey Motherf***er.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 2:34


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