Dog Eggs

Dougie deals with an unrequited love that has resulted in an abduction and an unwanted gift in the post. We hear about a woman who thinks she is vomiting frozen chips and another lady who can only pass wind in an unusual manner. A man dressed as a pigeon has come into the studio to play a new song - but is it just the same old song after all?

Dougie helps a lady who has begun producing cheese on various parts of her body. We hear about an elderly gentleman who is getting nostalgic about the self gratification aides of yesteryear and Dougie is confronted by a colleague about his behaviour in the staff toilets. Fleshy Seagull comes back into the studio to right a few wrongs and sing a new song....

Dougie has some sad news in this little update episode. We hear about the life of a creepy man whose fate was decided by his oddly shaped trouser gear.

In this episode Dougie deals with a woman whose husband wants her to dress up as a furniture shop, a child born 9 years overdue and a conundrum involving a dead dog and a love triangle. We are treated to a live performance by a local musician who has just been released from prison, following an incident on the beach...