Kentucky Sports and Stuff

The 2nd round of the F.B.F.P.T.S.F. begins. This week: shooting guards. Terry's grandma makes another surprise appearance. She's a lovely person. I wish she were my grandma too. Listen.

Terry's grandma makes a surprise appearance this week. We also start the Four Best Friends Post Tubby Starting Five (F.B.F.P.T.S.F.) tournament this week! This episode features the point guards from 1998 on. We realize that it should be titled "Post Pitino," but accuracy is not what we're about here.

Ethan gazed straight into Terry's eyes as the moonlight reflected off his pale cheeks. "Terry," spoke Ethan, "I've never felt this way about anyone before. You really get me." The two embraced as the hood of Terry's Beetle mirrored the empty pizza box and dirty scissors that lied within.