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GUEST HOSTS: JLP fills-in for Hake first hour, taking calls, then Joel Friday second hour on Diddy and non-innocent accusers. Wayne: Multiple wives??The Hake Report, Monday, May 19, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start with Jesse* (0:01:15) Hey, guys!* (0:02:35) … Walk out of prison* (0:03:12) JOE, FL, quit job, withdrawals, nasty to my father, “he never looked for me”* (0:32:32) Supers from JLP, oops* (0:34:43) STEPHEN: evolution* (0:39:54) OLIVIA, HI* (0:50:05) WAYNE, Houston, TX: blacks just as smart as whites* (0:56:32) COLIN, TN: call JLP tomorrow* (0:59:52) Break* (1:01:40) Joel Friday in for hake* (1:02:44) Diddy trial, Cassie evil too* (1:27:49) PAM, NC: dad friendly w female friends, they were not innocent* (1:36:16) WAYNE, TX: We're supposed to have multiple wives* (1:54:05) OutroLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/19/hake-out-jlp-then-joel-friday-guest-host-mon-5-19-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/19/whats-antinatalism-jlp-mon-5-19-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on racial identity, who builds society, South African refugees, and our loss of bravery!The Hake Report, Friday, May 16, 2025 ADCrishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon - https://x.com/TheMisfitNation - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://shopmisfitnation.com/ TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:48) Anecdotes and lies... Job 12: 5* (0:10:28) Hey, guys!* (0:13:02) Crishaun is Anglo, Caribbean* (0:14:26) If whites left… High trust society* (0:22:30) MANUEL, CA: Joel, "bean," ape-ray, refugees* (0:29:04) MANUEL: Refugee "families"* (0:33:21) MANUEL: Super Mom… Formula babies?* (0:37:29) MARK, CA: Without our power structure… white decline* (0:50:22) LINGYU, L.A.: They call me names here, I'm from China* (0:55:18) SKRILL, MSFT, FL: If they left… fighting!* (1:03:02) Coffee: Soying out, Haka dance, white nostalgia* (1:13:29) Coffees…* (1:15:38) Super: Lin Yen Chin* (1:18:07) STEV'N, MD: India, Egypt, Poland* (1:25:46) ANTHONY, SoCal: Mark's race paradigm helpful? Mixed identity.* (1:32:31) ANTHONY: Ideology is more powerful. Islam…* (1:38:16) Supers: LYC on exercise and Mark* (1:41:00) DAVID, TX: "Maryland man"* (1:42:55) DAVID: Surprised by Joel; I was ex-homeless; parasite awareness* (1:47:09) MAZE, OH* (1:53:55) Crishaun, The Misfit Nation; Baixinha Forte - Hake News RapLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/16/crishaun-the-don-on-the-conversation-fri-5-16-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/16/jlp-fri-5-16-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Busy calls: The white plight worldwide! Don't cling to "sin" thinking you'll turn to God later. Does pork give you parasites?The Hake Report, Thursday, May 15, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:43) Right on, guys … War and false peace* (0:06:17) Hey, guys!* (0:07:46) DAVID, Ocala, FL: white decline* (0:12:11) MARK, L.A.: Fans, Afrikaners in USA; Courts against America* (0:17:27) MARK: Ronnie a good guy* (0:18:46) News… Voting rights … Child Care* (0:24:06) TikToker assassination?* (0:25:20) RFK: Don't take my medical advice* (0:28:23) Coffee* (0:32:00) Rumble: Ronnie is Joe* (0:34:23) DAVID: Pence, punchable, weak* (0:37:05) DAVID: Richard Ramirez, children of the Devil* (0:40:51) DAVID: Driving a car into Dollar Tree* (0:42:14) DAVID: Ted Bundy, 12yo; extreme crimes; sin, smoking* (0:46:37) DAVID, TX: Anecdotes; DFW, band kid, minority!* (0:49:21) DAVID: White population, South Africa* (0:51:54) DAVID: Parasites in the body, "health" stuff* (1:00:39) Somalis caught scamming, India-Indians, dishonest culture* (1:03:33) Puff ex-gf, puh* (1:06:25) Pray for Derek Chauvin* (1:11:22) WILLIAM, CA: Mark vs Ronnie, crime numbers* (1:15:55) WILLIAM… War, draft, men and women* (1:19:12) WILLIAM: Terrible crime, fatigue* (1:23:24) ALLEN, MI: Intelligence, Darwin: "…preservation of favored races…"* ​​(1:26:41) ALLEN: Parasites, be careful, pork, Biblical instruction* (1:31:30) ALLEN: Woman caught in adultery* (1:34:30) ALLEN: Reform the criminal?* (1:35:29) TERRI, OR: Love for me vs Mark* (1:40:10) TERRI: Pork* (1:43:14) MARI, CA: Hi! 15 years.* (1:47:30) JAIME, MN: Mark 300. Law of Power and Truth* (1:53:08) Priority: Stev'n, Maze; Bubbzlove - "Savage Hake - Las Vegas (Feat HCS)"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/15/the-hake-report-thu-5-15-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/15/jlp-thu-5-15-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

People are missing the obvious! If whites left, what would happen? Isn't being frustrating "mama"? Is Hake inconsistent?The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 14, 2025 ADCLIP: You'd be speaking Swahili eating grandma!

I thought you were against "refugees," Hake? With white disappearance, the world falls apart! But some won't see it. Don't be mad!The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 13, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Mess in the world, Heyy, Trump!* (0:02:06) Refugees and corruption* (0:07:38) CashApp: Don't know Anime* (0:10:11) Hey, guys! Zion* (0:15:53) RONNIE, OH: white disappearance, world in decline* (0:42:33) JEFF, LA: Is God racist?* (0:53:54) MARK, L.A. commie snake! Gets hung up on!* (0:58:00) The parable of the workers* (1:00:22) ROBERT, KS: If they disappeared* (1:05:23) ROBERT: Mark, Allen, shoutout to the older guys* (1:06:50) Super: LYC on Thoughts and Emotions* (1:13:29) Popcorn: SA refugees vs illegals and asylum seekers* (1:13:29) Coffees…* (1:28:25) MANUEL, CA: "Adolescent" and attack on whites* (1:37:56) MAZE, CA: mama taught you to be polite* (1:44:39) MAZE: South Africa refugees* (1:46:17) Super vs Maze: Lin Yen Chin* (1:48:36) JUSTIN, VA: Section 8 going away?!* (1:50:47) JAIME, MN: Ronnie grooming thoughts* (1:52:26) CHRISTIAN, UT: Can't stop smoking…* (1:54:02) ClosingLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/13/the-hake-report-tue-5-13-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/13/jlp-tue-5-13-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Eric Holder, guilty accuser! South African refugees, pooh-poohed by young Afrikaner! Soy is actually OK, Hake heard!The Hake Report, Monday, May 12, 2025 ADDaddy didn't leave you https://jesseleepeterson.shop/products/your-daddy-didnt-leave-you-t-shirt-black-inkTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:09) Eric Holder had me chuckling* (0:08:42) Hey, guys! Daddy didn't leave you* (0:11:21) ROBERT, KS: Candles, FE changes everything* (0:17:33) ROBERT: Hope in physical things? Deception* (0:21:52) MARK, L.A.: SA refugees!* (0:25:03) WILLIE, Jackson, MS, 1st: FE almost got me; Racism lie* (0:31:19) South African Refugees* (0:50:20) STEV'N, MD: White people, Eastern Europe* (1:05:50) Coffees* (1:12:53) Supers: LYC …* (1:16:40) Why not marry a p—n star* (1:18:04) CSAL, TX: Maze so rude* (1:22:25) CSAL: African white on reality* (1:28:42) ALLEN, MI: South African Soy guy* (1:30:55) ALLEN: The "God" behind the laws* (1:36:58) Cesar coffee* (1:39:24) Joel Friday TV: Welcome Adversity? (Hake says: Not Diversity)* (1:40:28) RICK, VA: Mother's Day vs Father's; Gaslighting law and race* (1:46:42) RICK: Biblical History, Adam and Eve ("Biracial"?)* (1:48:48) SEAN, CA, 1st, 63, Oakland to South African wife; Ailing father* (1:53:58) Priority PastPresentFutureLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/12/the-hake-report-mon-5-12-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/12/jlp-mon-5-12-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Brief Catholic shoutout. Race and pride. Ukraine and snakes in the USA! Love Jewish people. Only cells are alive, per science!The Hake Report, Friday, May 9, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:03) Shoutout to the Catholics* (0:06:55) Hey, guys!* (0:09:03) HADEN, TX: if one race left* (0:11:24) HADEN: Realization about race* (0:19:09) HADEN: Criticizing whites, lack of unity* (0:22:08) HADEN: May 2020, George Floyd, J6* (0:24:39) HADEN: Piers Morgan… Shiloh…* (0:29:41) HADEN: Deportations still low* (0:31:43) MANUEL, CA: "N—," guy at the park, 1A, 2A* (0:37:21) MANUEL: Dylan Burns, Ukraine, Russia, Snakes, Crisis* (0:47:46) MANUEL: Was high, said "N—a"* (0:49:34) Super, Coffee* (0:56:04) Free speech?* (1:00:25) Rumble Rants…* (1:02:02) ALLEN, MI: Jewish, black leaders, history, Love, 80yo* (1:18:16) Supers on Pilled* (1:20:59) MARK, L.A.: Putin vs Zelensky… Piers, UK against Free Speech* (1:29:36) MARK: Ed Martin got spit on; Jeanine; Pam Bondi; RINOs* (1:34:54) CJ, WA: Grok, James Tour, amino acids, can't create life* (1:40:56) CJ: Grok, US fiat, Gold, Silver …* (1:45:16) MAZE, OH: Education* (1:54:11) ClosingLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/9/shoutout-to-the-catholics-fri-5-9-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/9/jlp-fri-5-9-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

GUEST: Dylan Burns takes calls on the Ukraine-Russia war, Trump, and a little on immigration enforcement vs judges.The Hake Report, Thursday, May 8, 2025 ADDylan Burns https://www.youtube.com/@DylanBurnsLIVE | https://x.com/DylanBurns1776 | https://www.instagram.com/dylanburnstv | https://linktr.ee/dylanburnstvTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:05) Dylan Burns coming* (0:04:30) MARK, L.A.: IQ, Ed Martin, not Tom Tillis; Dylan Burns* (0:08:01) MARK vs Dylan Burns: Zelensky, Putin* (0:10:15) Dylan Burns: Ukraine corruption? Zelensky, Paddington Bear* (0:14:08) In Ukraine, documentaries, Human Safari* (0:26:58) Still no peace under Trump?* (0:36:44) Pro-war? Give up Crimea? What Putin wants?* (0:43:49) Coffee: Documentary requests: Ukraine corruption* (0:48:22) Coffee: Sick mullet?* (0:48:43) KEVIN, NY: Corrupt Globalists; Want Ukraine to win?* (0:55:21) USA, den of snakes?* (0:57:26) WILLIAM III, CA: Corrupt Ukraine, like South Vietnamese?* (1:04:26) Ukraine-US appreciation?* (1:05:36) RYAN, IL, shoutout to Marilyn, or Maryland?* (1:07:00) ROBERT, KS: Territory* (1:10:15) ROBERT: Jewish people* (1:11:27) Defining yourself… Rainbow Flags* (1:13:54) JAIME, MN: Obligation to Ukraine? U.S. national security?* (1:22:49) JAIME: Russia and Ukraine, the same?* (1:25:33) "The Ukraine"? Rumble: MS-13 Kilmar? DOGE?* (1:29:22) MAZE, OH: Toilet seat people, put a shield around partners* (1:32:43) ARDENE, CO: Appreciation* (1:36:58) Supers: War Perv! Ukrainians kidnapped? Investigative Journalist?* (1:41:07) Supers… Ceasefire?* (1:43:37) Dyan Burns TV documentaries* (1:45:50) Trump enforcing deportations, vs judges* (1:49:44) RICK, VA: Trump vs Biden … ClosingLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/8/dylan-burns-trumps-return-and-endless-war-thu-5-8-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/8/jlp-thu-5-8-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Ladies, chill! But we understand. Free speech should not have consequences. Trump picks good battles! (MS-13 knuckles) Be fit and healthy!The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 7, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:54) Ladies, calm down; Gents* (0:07:44) FE… shoutout* (0:09:44) N-word truth* (0:13:39) What process are they due?* (0:15:25) Hey, guys!* (0:17:19) CHASE, TX: Dave Portnoy* (0:27:37) TERRI, OR: I understand Bagel Queen* (0:41:15) RONNIE, OH: Free speech* (0:46:25) RONNIE: Trump, tariffs, uniter?* (0:55:10) RONNIE: Trump MS-13 picked battle…* (1:02:25) RONNIE won't defend violent criminals* (1:04:29) DAVID, Ocala: Ryan Hinton, Larry Henderson* (1:09:45) DAVID: Indian guy in Walmart, white gal motorized cart* (1:12:09) Coffees…* (1:20:55) DANIEL, TX: Diet, fitness* (1:32:42) STEPHANIE, NY: Angry at mother, didn't go on Dr. Phil* (1:37:05) WILLIAM 7, CA: Angry activists; Pearl on Punchie TV* (1:41:59) WILLIAM: Fat and fit…* (1:45:09) WAYNE, Houston: Silent Prayer and fear* (1:53:19) Priority: Mark; Ryan, IL… Baixinha ForteLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/7/the-hake-report-wed-5-7-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/7/jlp-wed-5-7-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

DoD is lib! Israel strikes Houthis post-ballistic missile! Bagel Queen calls-in, gets crazy! J.B. Stoner Wikipedia vs Infogalactic.The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 6, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS (Recording)* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:50) Hey, guys!* (0:06:20) News: Pope, Liberal Defense Dept* (0:11:11) …Hegseth generals cleanup* (0:14:50) Israel vs Houthis strikes* (0:21:06) ALLEN, MI: Left a hole.* (0:25:48) ALLEN: Family dysfunction* (0:29:55) ALLEN: Wouldn't go to Israel* (0:31:09) Coffees* (0:34:23) Coffees: Alcatraz* (0:43:33) STEPHANIE, NY: "Bagel Karen" sour grapes: "B.A.N."* (0:55:31) WILLIAM, CA: Ladies, quiet! Alcatraz* (0:59:55) WILLIAM: Iron Dome; Gaza* (1:03:25) WILLIAM: No big deal* (1:03:57) JEFF, LA: Me, me, me. Dave Portnoy, Ben Shapiro, Alcatraz/Trump* (1:11:35) Coffee: Bagel Queen, drop the jealousy* (1:13:53) MARK, Los Angeles: Shiloh, Chauvin, Shapiro* (1:18:48) MARK: Constructive criticism, debanking, race mess* (1:22:43) MARK: Hot water lady cop: Sean Grayson, Sonya Massey* (1:27:06) JB Stoner per Infogalactic* (1:35:47) Ballistic missiles* (1:38:48) RICK, VA: DOGE ... Pence: Courage or cowardice?* (1:50:47) Closing… Baixinha Forte - Hake News rapLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/6/the-hake-report-tue-5-6-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/6/jlp-tue-5-6-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO Rumble* - Pilled - YT - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump: Alcatraz! "I don't know!" Hake disavows all historical figures! Pence, Profile in Courage?! Will the USA go anti-Israel?The Hake Report, Monday, May 5, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:50) Trump Alcatraz* (0:06:14) Pearl on Punchie TV* (0:07:04) Hey, guys!* (0:08:33) JOE, AZ: Work in retirement; Trump* (0:12:43) JOE: whites moving into Harlem; Disavow* (0:19:06) ALLEN, MI: "From each…" and Revelation* (0:25:20) ROBERT, KS: Perceived enemies* (0:28:37) ROBERT: Revenge against police; Military education* (0:37:48) Supers/Coffee* (0:42:56) Hake's scorpion and snake dream(s)* (0:45:40) MARK, L.A.: blacks everywhere; J.B. Stoner, Anti-commies* (1:00:21) TERRI, OR: T-shirt info, being tan or white* (1:05:58) Supers… Krav Maga … Trump …* (1:09:40) JAIME, MN: President is king* (1:20:39) Hake News* (1:22:44) Pence, Courage* (1:28:00) Israel's "Conquest"* (1:35:16) Popemobile for Gaza* (1:36:02) Guy who fell off stands at baseball game* (1:39:07) Trump: "I don't know"* (1:40:23) AARON, MD: Pro-Israel* (1:47:06) ANTHONY, SoCal: CNN, Genocide Watch, Israel* (1:54:05) Last Super / ClosingLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/5/the-hake-report-mon-5-5-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/5/jlp-mon-5-5-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Calls: Lots of reaction to Third Rail with Omar yesterday. Ketanji Onyika Jackson talks a lot, accusing Trump of what she supports!The Hake Report, Friday, May 2, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:50) These judges* (0:06:23) Hey, guys! Mildly Attractive Hake tee* (0:09:52) DAVID, FL: Omar yesterday. Not gonna repent? Hard-hearted?* (0:33:57) CHASE, TX: Other adults disciplined us as kids* (0:42:36) JEFF, LA: EO: English; Omar, pro-Palestinian; Froerin* (0:51:01) Coffee: Economic Times: DOGE $4.7T sketchiness* (0:54:09) Ketanji running her mouth on Trump* (1:02:16) MANUEL, CA: Schools using kids for money; Baby mama math* (1:13:03) Supers: Pilled.net* (1:16:26) WILLIAM III, CA: Palestine, Courts* (1:22:01) WILLIAM III: How would the country do?* (1:24:19) AARON, MD: Omar ep was electrifying* (1:31:11) AARON: Victims want war; Losing; Eritrea* (1:39:29) Pilled: Emotional Cognitive Override* (1:42:13) WILLIAM 7, CA: Jesus* (1:48:49) JAIME, MN: Interfaith prayer* (1:53:32) Bye! Priority: Robert, Allen, JoeLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/2/the-hake-report-fri-5-2-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/2/jlp-fri-5-2-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YT - Rumble* - Pilled - FB - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

GUEST: Third Rail with Omar criticizes Trump's EOs, tariffs, and pro-Israel. It gets heated with callers talking Islam, Palestine, and "oppression"!The Hake Report, Thursday, May 1, 2025 ADLINKS: Third Rail with Omar https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail | https://x.com/thecomforter_1TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:05) Coming up: Omar on Trump* (0:04:15) Coffees: Greggatron, Carver* (0:08:49) Hey, guys!* (0:11:12) Third Rail with Omar* (0:12:16) Trump 100 Days failure: Slashing govt* (0:16:47) Israel, Immigration, Trade, Tariffs* (0:29:00) Slash agencies, Govts gangsters, Congress* (0:36:07) Universities, Anti-Semitism, Palestinian victims* (0:45:41) Are Palestinians so innocent?* (1:03:10) More yelling* (1:07:02) ANTHONY, SoCal: Hamas… No peace* (1:17:34) ANTHONY: Islam, Judaism, Christians* (1:19:46) ANTHONY: Coptics, Yemens* (1:24:08) ANTHONY: No hate …* (1:25:02) Coffee: May Day! …* (1:26:45) JUSTIN, CA: Fathers, don't provoke children to anger* (1:34:35) JUSTIN: Dominating vs equality, Jizya tax* (1:40:14) Coffees: 4.7T* (1:45:12) JEFF, LA: American; Trump success; China* (1:53:07) Closing - Listen to Hake News - Baixinha ForteLINKSBLOG https://http://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/5/1/third-rail-with-omar-trump-thu-5-1-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/5/1/jlp-thu-5-1-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee* - Pilled (accidentally deleted!) PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Some serious mess!The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 30, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:04:00) Trump vs anti-Trump* (0:06:27) Hey, guys! Hake Printify tee* (0:09:23) WILLIAM III, CA: Trump 100 Days… Elon Musk* (0:18:30) RONNIE, OH: Trump* (0:26:06) RONNIE: Inferior, superior?* (0:35:01) RONNIE: Like the autistic brother* (0:37:54) RONNIE: If whites left?* (0:44:02) MARK, L.A.: Look at Haiti, South Africa* (0:46:50) MARK: Trump, Judges, Susan Rice,* (0:58:44) Supers 1: barbells, graduate* (1:05:27) Supers 2: Hard workers? Xian song tip, others, graduate* (1:10:39) ALEX, CA: In a blink of an eye* (1:12:54) MAZE, Dayton, OH: No more envy* (1:25:19) Joel Friday TV* (1:25:57) Die-in HRC* (1:31:07) Tamla Horsford drama* (1:35:48) SHAWN, FL: different race families, division* (1:41:31) SHAWN: The dollar, other currencies* (1:44:06) KEN, IL: They wouldn't survive!* (1:47:10) Supers 3* (1:48:20) KAREN, NY: I like men* (1:52:37) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Chicken Lips"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/30/the-hake-report-wed-4-30-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/30/jlp-wed-4-30-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live?) - Odysee* PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

RIP Virginia Giuffre. Ever wanted to run away? Canada and JB Pritzker against Trump! Do you attract stalkers? Question for black listeners…The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 29, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start …* (0:02:00) Virginia Giuffre RIP, runaways* (0:10:25) Hey, guys!* (0:19:01) "Free press," J6, DOJ* (0:21:49) Oh, Canada!* (0:25:39) Gaza hungry* (0:28:07) Illinois crash at after-school* (0:30:35) JB Pritzker exposed* (0:38:42) CHRISTINE, NM, 1st: Why do I get stalkers? Divorced* (0:49:47) JEFF, LA: JB's trans cousin "Jennifer";* (0:51:55) JEFF: Karmelo Anthony moved* (0:54:10) JEFF: Trump trolling* (0:57:58) Trump for the Chiefs, Massapequa, Long Island* (0:59:45) BRIAN, NOLA: One race, the human race, differences unique* (1:16:05) MARK, L.A.: "Free Trade," diverse workers, regulations* (1:27:43) ANDREW, Scotland: Catholics, Muslims* (1:31:26) ANDREW: Singers turning to Christ* (1:37:15) Supers / Coffees* (1:43:52) ALEX, CA: What if whites went away? No-snitch lawlessness* (1:47:37) ROBERT, KS: Socialism, not Capitalism; Superset* (1:52:30) Bright Lights - "Come Out" - 2014, Summer FireLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/29/the-hake-report-tue-4-29-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/29/jlp-tue-4-29-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live?) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Slightly less LGBTQ DC? "We're resilient!" Kristi Noem's purse stolen! Mugshots on the WH lawn. Pro-illegal judges! Fitness and diet.The Hake Report, Monday, April 28, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:29) Signs on the lawn* (0:04:20) Kennedy Center cleanups* (0:07:15) It's not gonna stop* (0:08:41) Hey, guys!* (0:10:24) CSAL, TX: Kristi Noem lost her purse, stolen! Trump women!* (0:19:06) Mugshots on the White House lawn* (0:21:42) JOSH, GA: Making decisions, Wanting to marry? Buy a house?* (0:34:24) WILLIAM 7, CA: Church gal, "sinning"* (0:45:04) Kennedy Center* (0:49:33) Iran port explosion* (0:52:15) Filipino parade attack* (0:57:49) KYLE, MA: Bitcoin?* (1:08:49) MARK: Judges arrested* (1:18:26) Coffees 1* (1:26:20) DANIEL, TX: Proper diet… Vegan* (1:37:54) JAIME, MN: Skinny-fat; Cortisol* (1:46:53) JAIME: Central Banks, BTC* (1:49:09) Coffees 2* (1:52:47) Mary Rice Hopkins - "No One Else I Know"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/28/the-hake-report-mon-4-28-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/28/jlp-mon-4-28-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

"Protect the Dolls." Calls: Socialist Canada. Black-white issues. Activist mother is "tired, but still here."The Hake Report, Friday, April 25, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:33) Protect the dolls* (0:05:05) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Printify* (0:09:38) "Protect the Dolls," Pedro Pascal's tee* (0:16:46) MICHAEL, Canada: Dolls, Socialism vs social mobility* (0:34:16) RYAN, IL: Fake space trip? Metcalf hero? "Loving" all* (0:45:08) RYAN: Trump isn't doing it* (0:47:15) JAIME, MN: Low-T, soy, blacks* (0:56:01) Coffees… Tula,* (1:04:38) HADEN, TX: Trump our last hope?* (1:08:53) HADEN: So-called judges; Illegal due process; Trump 2028; AOC?* (1:13:53) Hung up on words* (1:14:46) JEFF, LA: DEI NBA? Do-nothing Congress?* (1:18:25) JEFF: Karmelo Anthony culture* (1:23:05) Charles Manson people's victim* (1:30:43) Canada hasn't friends* (1:37:26) Black activist mother woman, so tired* (1:43:21) Bad phone; Relatable black gals* (1:44:49) TONY, CA: why the hate, bad front* (1:47:11) TONY: The truth, brotha* (1:53:44) "Rockin' the Truth - The Hake Report" - Jake HusdonLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/25/the-hake-report-fri-4-25-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/25/jlp-fri-4-25-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers with bad news! Pot legalization? Capital punishment? Harvard "anti-Semitism." Uvalde victims' "families" paid? Simone Biles, "Sportswoman"!The Hake Report, Thursday, April 24, 2025 ADStay with it JLP tees https://jesseleepeterson.shop/products/stay-with-it-unisex-softstyle-t-shirtTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:35) The dolls* (0:06:13) The "chicks" are neat at the beach* (0:08:11) Hey, guys! Stay with it JLP tee* (0:11:36) Coral reef bleaching blah blah blah* (0:13:38) The Ukraine mess* (0:20:13) JAMES, MD, 1st (Space Cadet), Gen X, black entertainment* (0:24:56) WILLIAM III, CA: Bobbie Mitchell stabbing of grandparents* (0:34:46) MARK, L.A.: Judge blocks Trump; Colorado gone to pot* (0:45:08) MARK: Pot legalization?* (0:51:44) Oops* (0:52:17) JEFF, LA: Hemp seed; Illegal DUI death; Punishment* (1:07:59) Ways to "Super Chat"* (1:09:57) Get rid of FEMA* (1:13:45) Harvard "anti-Semitism"* (1:22:44) Uvalde victims' families* (1:32:37) Joel Friday TV* (1:33:34) Simone Biles congrats* (1:45:36) Ketanji: You don't have to send your kids to school* (1:47:56) RICK, VA: Frivolous lawsuits, losers pay* (1:53:42) DJ Hardmaus - The Hake Report RemixLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/24/the-hake-report-thu-4-24-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/24/jlp-thu-4-24-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast on the Frisco track meet incident…The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 23, 2025 ADGUEST LINKS: https://x.com/crishaunthedon | https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast | https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ | https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNationTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Rough Start* (0:02:44) Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation* (0:08:10) Hey, guys!* (0:09:35) Austin-Karmelo incident* (0:12:33) Crishaun's warning to whites, Austin's confrontation* (0:27:53) Racial identities and dysfunction… hustlers* (0:38:33) Security … Austin vs his dad* (0:48:00) MARK, L.A.: Dad guilt-ridden? Race hustlers? Punishment?* (1:00:31) WILLIAM, CA: Why bring a knife? Not a two-parent home* (1:11:21) Coffees, Supers* (1:15:36) Coffees, Supers* (1:21:01) JEFF, LA: Karmelo's daddy? Benefits single mothers* (1:25:08) ALEX, CA: Cell phones seized!* (1:29:42) Fourth Amendment…* (1:33:19) WILLIAM 7, CA: Can't interfere with investigation* (1:35:37) ROBERT, KS: Who started it?* (1:43:50) ROBERT: Going after Crishaun* (1:44:34) Check out Crishaun the Don, The Misfit Nation* (1:46:18) JUSTIN, CA: Capital punishment?* (1:52:39) The Hake Report Theme - A.I. Golardo / CarverLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/23/crishaun-the-don-karmelo-austin-drama-wed-4-23-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/23/would-you-be-with-a-woman-who-makes-more-jlp-wed-4-23-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 22, 2025 ADI Disavow tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356961/i-disavow-monkey-covering-mouth-t-shirt-gildan-5000-heavy-cottonTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:21) Accusers* (0:11:38) Hey, guys! I Disavow mint green tee* (0:15:26) STEPHEN, IN: W. Bush, Austin-Karmelo theory* (0:28:45) BRIAN, NOLA: Tariffs? Trump for himself? Deported Abrego Garcia* (0:46:33) TERRI, OR: Earth Day: Ira Einhorn killed ex-gf. Activist misery. Nurses.* (1:09:39) MEADE, Richmond: Fort Bragg renamed but not to Braxton but Roland* (1:16:43) MEADE: Ride a horse, shoot a gun, girls invading!* (1:20:07) Super…* (1:21:08) Coffee: "ridiculous" that Karmelo cried self-defense?* (1:26:50) CHASE, TX: Women; Angels or Aliens* (1:35:11) HADEN, TX: Trump a criminal? "Self defense"? Jesus is God?* (1:47:31) Anchor Baby coming* (1:48:25) Covid dot gov redirect … No Ardene* (1:58:30) ALLEN, MI: Earth Day, Lenin's b-day; Commies marking their territory* (2:09:01) RICK, VA: Lose a fight right; The truth, Fox News, JLP* (2:19:18) Anchor Baby next; Joel Friday back tomorrow* (2:20:06) WAYNE, TX: Baptism of the Spirit* (2:24:40) WAYNE: Istanbul, tariffs… Ephesus* (2:30:31) ANTHONY, CA… Jesus is God question, Orthodox* (2:48:28) News: Robbie Williams anxious scurvy, FSU female students* (2:53:10) PastPresentFuture - "The Hake Report"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/22/the-hake-report-tue-4-22-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/22/jlp-tue-4-22-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Biblical misunderstanding: Snakes, Jesus… Stephen Miller, top J! BTW: Tap water is OK! Austin Metcalf protest drama!The Hake Report, Monday, April 21, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:10) Fave J's* (0:05:11) Hey, guys! Better…Not Bitter (TBA)* (0:10:03) MIT, Australia: Easter, picking up snakes, Mark 16, Windowpane* (0:22:22) STEPHEN, IN, 1st: Jake Lang, Dominique Alexander, setup* (0:39:59) HADEN, TX: They mocked Austin and Jesus; Jeff Metcalf mad* (0:48:04) JEFF, LA: Felon? Reparations for US citizens: Stephen Miller* (0:52:00) Stephen Miller on Abrego Garcia* (1:01:44) Tap Water is cool* (1:08:05) TYLER, Little Rock, 1st: Hypocrisy, calling out hate* (1:12:47) TYLER: Picked on b/c voice, back at judgmental Church* (1:19:28) Top 100 fave J* (1:20:16) Coffees* (1:24:40) More coffees* (1:29:38) One more coffee* (1:32:22) MARK, L.A.: J's for w's. Commie vs Nazi?* (1:37:23) MARK: "Justice"* (1:39:24) WILLIAM 7: One good homeless; "Jesus is God" preaching* (1:47:10) RICK, VA: Waitress beaten* (1:51:32) Hake News rap - Adriana "Baixinha Forte"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/21/the-hake-report-mon-4-21-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/21/jlp-mon-4-21-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Busy calls! Yet more Karmelo Anthony press conference talk. Dem visits illegal in El Salvador. Psalm 22: Happy Easter!The Hake Report, Good Friday, April 18, 2025 ADHake's tee https://hake.printify.me/product/19356602/knowledge-is-poison-black-ink-t-shirt-gildan-64000-softstyleTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:15) Psalm 22 shoutout* (0:05:02) Hey, guys! Knowledge is Poison "Lime" tee* (0:10:59) AUSTIN, VA: Run for office? Town's going up!* (0:19:37) ROBERT, KS: Lack of knowledge? BQ: Consciousness Temple* (0:23:40) ROBERT: Self-defense principles* (0:29:37) Austin's dad shouldn't have been there? How about Karmelo?* (0:38:23) MICHAEL, Canada: Honorary black? Youth. Immigrants.* (0:47:58) Coffee: Greggatron* (0:53:38) Supers: LYC* (0:55:55) Coffee: Sion* (0:57:00) Coffee: Sun* (0:58:43) JEFF, LA: Minister Dominique Alexander* (1:00:43) JEFF: "Maryland man," Rachel Morin* (1:08:51) JEFF: Injunctions on Trump, power grabs* (1:12:12) TIM, Dallas: Jobs, immigration* (1:15:51) MANUEL, CA: Metcalf; Anti-Segregation power, Data* (1:23:21) MANUEL: Don't be a cop. Pray for Chauvin and Karmelo* (1:25:18) Psalm 22* (1:33:16) Popcorn, Coffee* (1:37:22) JOE, Phoenix… Stagflation* (1:47:01) DAVID, TX: Okay, Marty Anderson, Absolutely Kosher Records* (1:48:27) CHASE, TX: Jobs* (1:50:20) MARK, L.A.: black fatigue* (1:53:54) PastPresentFuture - "The Hake Report"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/18/good-friday-with-hake-fri-4-18-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/18/jlp-fri-4-18-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Surprise, the world's evil! "Judges" against Trump. Great calls: Was Karmelo's case self-defense? Chad O. Jackson calls-in and shares some wisdom! (P.S. Does Hake have white guilt?)The Hake Report, Thursday, April 17, 2025 ADCLIP: Was Karmelo self-defense gone wrong? (28-min) YouTube | Rumble TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:17) Evil in the world* (0:06:56) Hey, guys! Hake La la la tee* (0:11:35) Shingles vaxx* (0:18:31) Harvard not respectable* (0:22:17) Plenty of money… Trump truth…* (0:28:44) MARK, L.A. the race issue's gotten worse, Hake censorship* (0:37:23) MARK: Chicago the worst; Immigration; Judges* (0:48:27) DENZEL, NM, 1st: Karmelo Anthony, Austin Metcalf* (1:02:58) CHAD O JACKSON, Dallas, 1st: Soft-on-crime; Social justice mindset* (1:18:35) Coffee: white Meme* (1:27:23) Coffees… Humpty Dumpty, Bigotry, Christian Love …* (1:33:12) JEFF, LA: Dallas school shooting, Karmelo merch, speak English "hate"* (1:40:19) WILLIAM III, CA: White guilt? Letitia James. "Black Republican" Judge?* (1:48:44) RICK, CA: Metcalf* (1:53:14) Bright Lights - "Come Out" - 2014, Summer FireLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/17/the-hake-report-thu-4-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/17/jlp-thu-4-17-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee* PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Callers on the track meet incident and drama. Is it true that all musicians liberal? She's mad at Joel for turtle abuse!The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 16, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start - Liars* (0:05:43) Hey, guys!* (0:09:13) HADEN, TX: Trump's persecutors* (0:14:46) HADEN: Karmelo Anthony house arrest* (0:26:06) ALEX, CA: Karmelo case: Vengeful WOC's* (0:32:22) Coffee/Super on callers and love/hate* (0:38:09) MARK, L.A.: Segregation, being nasty* (0:41:10) JEFF, LA: Gay guy; black female judge; New house, new car* (0:46:04) TERRI, OR: Liberal musicians; Joel's cruelty to animals* (1:05:40) CHASE, TX: Talking Marxism with a black worker* (1:15:11) DENNIS, NJ: Metcalf incident.* (1:25:33) DENNIS: Taxes* (1:29:02) KEVIN, NY: Body is a temple, refuge in prayer* (1:33:20) ARDENE, CO: Rolling Stones, Prince booed off the stage, music* (1:40:41) NICK, FL, 1st: track meet incident, kids, the home* (1:48:13) RYAN, IL, 1st: Katy Perry… Not race? Don't act tough!* (1:52:05) Societá Anonima - "Crime & Said Punishment" - 2001, The (51) TorpedoesLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/16/the-hake-report-wed-4-16-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/16/jlp-wed-4-16-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Track meet suspect got house arrest! These people's politicians are a MESS! Everybody falling into the pit of anger. Busy calls today!The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 15, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:25) It's a big mess* (0:09:50) Hey, guys! Henley* (0:11:33) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Boston councilman; Karmelo Anthony* (0:21:34) DAVID story: "Foreigner"* (0:23:37) Taking sides on Karmelo Anthony* (0:29:35) WILLIAM III, CA: these different situations, these black gals* (0:36:09) WILLIAM: China is shut down* (0:36:55) Supers/Coffees… Nicknames, s— harassment* (0:46:15) MARK, L.A.: Communist takeover incoming* (0:52:12) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Your history is your problem* (1:03:47) RICK Pt 1, Hampton, VA: Track meet incident* (1:09:13) JEFF, LA: Building the country; Karmelo bail* (1:13:11) JEFF: China tariffs, Cutting regulations* (1:23:03) JEFF: L.A. city council meeting trolls* (1:24:28) RICK Pt 2: Leaving black cities; Gary, Indiana* (1:31:14) Coffee: Haterrrr* (1:36:42) STEV'N, MD: A BUNCH OF MESS!* (1:48:20) Psalters - "The Lord's Prayer" - 2006, Divine Liturgy of the Wretched ExilesLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/15/the-hake-report-tue-4-15-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/15/jlp-tue-4-15-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Lots of tech issues. PA gov mansion set afire! Illegal "wrongly" deported, female Obama judge. Hard to know the truth in war and disease!The Hake Report, Monday, April 14, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:19) I shake my head* (0:06:07) Hey, guys!* (0:09:00) UBI* (0:17:35) Jake Hudson Lighthearted song* (0:20:45) Josh Shapiro PA gov mansion set afire!* (0:23:50) Bright Lights - Heart Will Break* (0:27:10) Incompetence* (0:29:20) Illegal and Greek judge woman* (0:35:24) The Ukraine* (0:40:25) Christians in Palestine vs Israel* (0:45:16) Baseball* (0:51:47) I forget* (0:53:44) Measles* (0:59:44) Autism increase? Why?* (1:01:50) Heart Will Break …* (1:05:08) Coffees…* (1:13:46) Hake site* (1:14:57) Deported illegal* (1:15:31) HHS vs 'immigrant' SSA* (1:17:59) Emotional support parrot, was stuck in Puerto Rico* (1:20:50) JEFF, LA: Bill Maher, Trump; RFK wife; Tariff stuff* (1:27:24) Places are different. Min Wage, Taxes* (1:33:30) MAZE, OH: crimes* (1:44:06) ROBERT, KS: AI, UBI, outlaw homelessness* (1:50:14) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Easter Rise Up"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/14/the-hake-report-mon-4-14-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/14/your-greatest-enemies-in-your-own-family-jlp-mon-4-14-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute (Live) - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Illegal "accidentally" deported. Is Trump too pro-Israel? Separation based on practical fear? Callers making questionable "points"...The Hake Report, Friday, April 11, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:17) Stuff* (0:03:06) Idk illegal* (0:06:39) Anchor Baby* (0:07:57) Hey, guys! …* (0:10:34) "Maryland man"* (0:20:17) KT, D.C.: Trump "unfettered" support for Israel* (0:40:21) MICHAEL, Canada: I distrust them; Israel, China, JFK, Canada* (0:54:27) FREDERICK, Los Angeles: Kemet. Separate or overcome?* (1:05:54) WILLIAM III, CA: Trump doing it; black Americans; Elon* (1:13:53) Coffees… Fob Friday, Wisdom, Disregard…* (1:21:14) MAZE, OH: All over the place* (1:35:52) ALEX, CA: Practical fear of dangerous people* (1:44:24) Super/Coffees: Bibi, Backstreet Boys, Mama non-resentment?* (1:48:47) RICK, VA: Will Smith, perp sympathizing* (1:53:37) PastPresentFuture - "The Hake Report" (AJ cover)LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/11/the-hake-report-fri-4-11-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/11/hake-news-fri-4-11-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Is forgiveness from false guilt? Solutions for the racial conflict? "Druggie" has a can't-do attitude! Fake history got nothing to do with me!The Hake Report, Thursday, April 10, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:17) Restless* (0:04:27) Hey, guys! Hake la la la tee not available* (0:07:04) HADEN, TX… Forgiveness "white guilt"?* (0:13:43) HADEN: Jewish people of* (0:19:12) JOSEPH, MO, 1st: Ship 'em out* (0:33:17) Pray for Derek Chauvin; Joseph in the Bible* (0:35:46) JEFF, LA: "Self-defense"? No weapons on campus!* (0:39:35) JEFF: Story of a school vs cops… Tiffany Cross vs Scott Jennings* (0:44:06) Super, Greggatron: Pinnochio's Helicopter K—n Train Boogie* (0:47:25) Coffee: Lake Lanier, GA, Oscarville drowning folklore?* (0:48:45) Coffee: "Pro-white" good or bad? In power?* (0:54:20) CHASE, TX, 1st: Player's hell* (1:06:58) Can-do attitude vs Can't do attitude… James 1* (1:13:26) MAZE, Dayton, OH: Mark's problem, your history* (1:19:46) MAZE: Something* (1:23:14) MAZE: Love blacks …* (1:31:39) ALLEN, MI: Old days were different! Separation?* (1:37:54) MARK, L.A.: Chauvin petition? Indoctrination* (1:48:51) Closing: Catch Joel Friday TV* (1:49:59) Mary Rice Hopkins - "Walk Like Jesus"LINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/10/the-hake-report-thu-4-10-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/10/hake-news-thu-4-10-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute / LIVE - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

The First Amendment, RME. Evil anti-discrimination! Y'all 'bout to make boomers R—cist! Is the Frisco victim's dad's forgiveness "wh— guilt"?The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 9, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:01) AP “News” and 1A* (0:03:50) Uber type antidiscrimination* (0:09:35) Hake Printify* (0:13:36) Anchor Baby* (0:14:49) Hey, guys!* (0:16:06) DAVID, Ocala, FL: They tryna make me racist* (0:23:23) DAVID: Inbred… Living for a reaction…* (0:27:36) DAVID: Anxiety and anger* (0:28:08) DAVID: American Psycho–looking girl* (0:30:29) Rumble Rant on J's* (0:31:58) JEFF, LA, Trump: Countries our A— … / Eric Liddell* (0:40:47) MARK, L.A.: Need to show videos of these crimes* (0:48:55) Coffee: Forgiveness: Austin Metcalf dad* (0:59:30) Coffee: Greggatron …. Graduate* (1:03:18) Rumble Rant: Community Relations Service, DOJ; Hake getting lost* (1:10:11) News… NWS translations* (1:14:50) Carbon Monoxide* (1:22:03) DANNY, UK: Jimmy, Jimbo, Baz, C-word-racker, N-word* (1:26:50) ALEX, CA: Independent music business on YouTube* (1:32:36) Joel Friday TV, chat: C-word-racker* (1:34:39) KEN, IL: track meet stabbing; Rosewood, John Singleton* (1:45:38) KEN: NAACP in Hollywood, how we're presented* (1:49:37) Wrapping up…* (1:50:30) LINDSEY, CO, 1st: CPS mess* (1:53:59) Bright Lights - "Living in a Fantasy" - 2011, ConnectLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/9/the-hake-report-wed-4-9-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/9/hake-news-wed-4-9-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

No finger guns! Communism: Aborsh "defined." Bibi: Free trade should be fair! Trump tariffs: Be patient and courageous, not weak and stupid!The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 8, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start… No freedom to guns.* (0:04:53) HEy, guys!* (0:06:45) Ja Morant, finger "guns"* (0:11:35) NY law* (0:13:54) Firing of Shoshana* (0:22:11) The punch between ladies* (0:25:33) Communism: Aborsh defined* (0:31:23) ALEX, CA: Pot; Tariffs; Supplements* (0:39:30) JAIME, MN: 100 years ago vs today* (0:47:24) JEFF, LA: Tariffs, world bows down. China* (0:54:59) Based Bibi* (1:02:16) Patient and courageous, not Weak and stupid* (1:08:27) Coffee: Australia* (1:10:02) Coffee: Traitors … Graduate… punk* (1:19:19) STEV'N, MD: 20s. Women? Maryland. NATO.* (1:32:18) STEV'N: Communism, Trump* (1:38:04) Joel Friday TV* (1:40:14) Coffee crybabies over Tariffs* (1:45:42) ROBERT, KS: Trump a crazy man, competing w/ Asians* (1:51:51) Bright Lights - "4 O O" - 2016, Dreams of Where You Came FromLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/8/the-hake-report-tue-4-8-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/8/hake-news-tue-4-8-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Don't respond! They're condoning violence on pro-lifer! Trump drone: OK? Seals getting sick! Anti-Trump protests. Trump voter betrays Trump!The Hake Report, Monday, April 7, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:50) Violence justified* (0:06:51) Hey, guys!* (0:10:49) Nimitz library book bans, de-DEI* (0:16:20) Tariffs economy* (0:18:46) Israel smeared* (0:21:25) Trump drone of Houthi "terrorists"* (0:28:02) Punched over aborsh comments* (0:41:57) Seals/Sea Lions sick/dying, attacking!* (0:52:33) MIT, Australia, 1st: Seals from Fukushima?* (0:57:23) Coffee: Segregation* (1:02:41) Coffees… Secular culture? Supps* (1:09:00) Trump supporter got DOGED, felt betrayed* (1:24:43) TERRI, OR, whatever: "Hands off!" protests; Homeless* (1:41:03) MAZE, OH: Southern strategy, BLM vs whites* (1:53:41) Bright Lights - "Come Out" - 2014, Summer FireLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/7/the-hake-report-mon-4-7-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/7/hake-news-mon-4-7-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Calls: Gypsies, immigration, and health. Pence given "courage" award! If Obama loved America… Ball Earth distraction!The Hake Report, Friday, April 4, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Spare me the Trump tariff crying* (0:03:40) Hey, guys!* (0:06:28) DENNY, Bulgaria: Gypsies and segregation here, pools* (0:21:52) HECTOR, CA, 1st: Jasmine Crockett… 80s vs now… Immigration* (0:31:57) JAIME, MN: Apples, nutrient deficient* (0:41:44) "Savage Hake" - Bubbzlove w/ HCS - 2020* (0:50:21) MICHAEL, Canada: Fitness and health, and economics* (1:02:22) Pence so courageous* (1:10:49) MMR vaxx* (1:14:02) If Obama loved America* (1:18:18) HAYDEN, TX: Pence. Austin Metcalf, Karmelo Anthony. Trump. Tesla Terror.* (1:35:31) Coffee: Earth shape* (1:42:21) Coffees, Supers…* (1:46:09) ROBERT, KS: J-blaming* (1:51:28) slightly - "creeping things" - 2005, Wolfgang TangerineLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/4/the-hake-report-fri-4-4-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/4/hake-news-fri-4-4-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong!The Hake Report, Thursday, April 3, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:10) Ball Earth* (0:04:53) Hey, guys!* (0:06:53) JAMES, CT, 1st: Nick? Ye. Charlemagne.* (0:20:35) News… Elephant Seals* (0:25:49) 3K killed … Richter scale* (0:32:34) RIP Azzmador* (0:33:22) Heather McDonald fell* (0:37:15) Robert, KS… FE baiting* (0:51:30) Coffees…* (0:54:03) Reagan air traffic controller arrested* (0:59:28) Ladies at the Skimm: Liberation Day* (1:02:24) Sickness propaganda* (1:11:36) The ladies are scared* (1:20:22) Reddit bros blaming themselves* (1:27:16) She divorced him over glass by the sink* (1:34:29) Plus sized past* (1:40:27) Harry Sisson, chad betrayed by friends* (1:45:35) TERRI, OR: fat exes, having a type* (1:54:04) Bright Lights - "Without Your Love" - 2014, Summer FireLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/3/the-hake-report-thu-4-3-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/3/hake-news-thu-4-3-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

RIP Val Kilmer! Man engaged to a woman talking about breaking up! Fat, liberal, low-T society!The Hake Report, Wednesday, April 2, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:49) Val Kilmer died!* (0:04:09) Andrew Jackson or Harriet Tubman?* (0:09:44) Fave acting: Doc Holliday …* (0:12:40) HEY GUYS! Blue collar* (0:15:37) DEMETRI, Estonia, 1st: Postponed wedding 2x* (0:33:00) DEMETRI: Russians, Estonia female politician* (0:36:40) DEMETRI: Fiancée spills the peas, break-up talk, 1 Cor 7: 32-34* (0:50:19) DEMETRI: Kingdom of Heaven: not dressed properly* (0:54:34) Coffee: Dr. Detroit!* (0:55:37) Val Kilmer lips, Batman, etc.* (1:00:36) RICHARD, NC: Pneumonia; Tariffs, Oil Futures; WI libs; Trump admin* (1:11:59) MEADE, VA: Fat acceptance vs anti-obesity SJW right-wingers; CHM* (1:19:58) Rumble Rant: Val Kilmer, The Saint, Gary Oldman* (1:22:43) Coffee: Yung Joc, "It's Goin' Down"* (1:24:15) news… Mexico's childhood obesity… Connection with gorilla* (1:35:18) JAIME, MN: Low T… Sups… Frankincense and Myrrh* (1:47:45) RICK, VA: Govt waste, raise debt, keep spending; Wisc* (1:53:47) Bright Lights - "Dreamanow" - 2016, Dreams of Where You Came FromLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/2/the-hake-report-wed-4-2-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/2/hake-news-wed-4-2-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

WI and FL elections. Calls support gym bros. TN black Rep Justin Pearson and KY U.S. Rep Thomas Massie: Showboaters? Fun calls?The Hake Report, Tuesday, April 1, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:39) MS-13 or not?* (0:05:28) Hey, guys!* (0:08:36) News… Tariffs* (0:10:43) Wisconsin, Florida elections* (0:14:29) Cory Booker yappin'* (0:17:48) ALEX, CA: Attack on gym bros by libs* (0:27:02) JAIME, MN: Supps, Vitamins; Jesus fragrant oils* (0:39:36) CARL, MA: Irish slavery?* (0:44:28) DLive: Frankincense* (0:50:26) Coffee / Bigg Bump* (0:53:16) Coffee / Justin Pearson* (1:03:18) Coffees… John Adams.* (1:08:00) Ron Paul, Thomas Massie* (1:11:53) CARL: Trump, Massie, George Floyd* (1:19:33) ROBERT, KS: Ross Perot!* (1:28:00) Matt Gaetz out* (1:29:45) CHUCK, Detroit: black people* (1:51:15) Closing: Call me tomorrow!* (1:52:02) Jon Parfitt / Bright Lights - Edgy Summer Pop RockLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/4/1/the-hake-report-tue-4-1-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/4/1/hake-news-tue-4-1-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

A Trump third term? Obama birtherism? Bros under attack, promoting fitness! Exodus: Fairy tale or history? Poor Egypt!The Hake Report, Monday, March 31, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:03:43) Spotify knocked my music* (0:06:59) Hey, guys!* (0:08:41) News… Amber Ruffin nixed* (0:11:36) More news… Myanmar earthquake, Trump 3rd term?* (0:20:30) ROBERT, KS: Myanmar, William Cohen, weather* (0:31:44) JEFF, LA: Trump third term… Earth's system…* (0:37:37) RONNIE, OH, 3rd term: Andy Ogles, anti-Obama beta?* (0:52:28) RONNIE: Gerrymandering and immigration* (0:55:54) Coffee: Hake music* (0:57:15) Rumble Rant… Obama, Biden, presidencies overturned* (0:58:58) Arpaio* (1:01:50) Police suicide in Houston* (1:07:21) Bros under attack… fitness inspiration per CNN* (1:19:38) DANIEL, TX: Exodus is suspect…* (1:32:01) DANIEL: Statue reconstruction act: Lee statue* (1:33:28) Rumble Rant: Trump 3rd term* (1:33:40) ALLEN, MI: Weather weapons* (1:36:36) ALLEN: Jewish people, south Chicago, beliefs, hate* (1:45:56) ANTHONY, SoCal: Not necessarily meant to be historical* (1:51:01) Bright Lights - "Without Your Love" - 2014, Summer FireLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/31/the-hake-report-mon-3-31-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/31/hake-news-mon-3-31-25-QbKDoHake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Do you respect the veterans? Selena's killer fan, denied parole! Fentanyl victimhood. Is there a cause for anger, per Jesus?The Hake Report, Friday, March 28, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Rough Start … Myanmar quake* (0:04:22) Disloyal Trump voter employees* (0:09:46) Trump vs Smithsonian, Collective Bargaining* (0:14:21) Selena (RIP) vs Yolanda* (0:21:53) Christians made feminism and did Jesus* (0:22:45) DENNIS, NJ: Respect soldiers* (0:26:01) DENNIS: Fentanyl, George Floyd, Borders, victimhood* (0:33:30) DENNIS: George Floyd arrest* (0:43:30) RONNIE, OH: Joy Reid, War of 1812* (0:45:49) RONNIE: Psalm 22, My God… why have you forsaken me?* (0:51:56) Isaiah 30: 15* (0:53:52) WILLIAM 7, CA: Veteran, Gulf War, trigger discipline* (1:00:23) WILLIAM 7: War vs Christianity* (1:03:39) WILLIAM: Anger without cause?* (1:11:45) Rumble Rant: Fentanyl fact checks…* (1:13:28) Coffees: California wildfires mess* (1:24:08) Coffees: Go to the meetings?* (1:26:21) JEFF, LA: Respect the veterans* (1:34:05) MGK 34, Megan Fox, 38* (1:39:34) Chinese glacier shrinking fast!* (1:45:51) MICHAEL, Canada: French malfeasance, ince* (1:49:01) Andy Lau - 沒有人可以像你, Mei You Ren Ke Yi Xiang Ni, "No one can be like you" - 1994, Tian YiLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/28/the-hake-report-fri-3-28-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/28/hake-news-fri-3-28-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Bullfighting: Savage. Interesting calls on health. Anti-2A news. Chemtrails? What truth Trump exposes…The Hake Report, Thursday, March 27, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: Shoutout to the Internet* (0:03:41) Yemen group chat drama: CNN* (0:07:01) Newsflash! Covid is over! … more on Internet* (0:10:32) Hey, guys! Hake tee, Cameos* (0:13:35) ALEX, CA: Bullfighting savagery* (0:16:54) ALEX: George Foreman died young; brain health* (0:25:10) DAVID, TX: Art; Covid, LA Times owner* (0:35:50) Supers… email; Greggatron* (0:40:44) Ghost guns: Supreme Court 7-2 against 2A* (0:54:35) ROBERT, KS: Armorer* (0:59:29) ROBERT: Geoengineering, will Trump admit contrails?* (1:05:15) ROBERT: Longevity, XX vs XY, men vs women* (1:08:49) CARL, Boston: JFK? Bad phone?* (1:09:29) ARDENE, CO: Medical MJ, meds mixing supps, affecting body* (1:22:28) Rumble Rant: 4H kids; FE; JFTV* (1:25:40) Punchie.TV, Jim in AK, 2A* (1:26:49) CARL, MA: Pharma* (1:30:24) CARL: Metals in the sky? 9/11, JFK? Oct 7…* (1:33:54) CARL: Trump vs neo-Marxists* (1:37:39) ALLEN, MI: ATF?!... Biblical war: Dividing the spoils* (1:42:31) ANTHONY, SoCal: Houthi sarkha; Media; 3rd Rail Omar, USA* (1:48:45) ANTHONY: Ancient Egyptians and the Bible* (1:50:46) 16 Horsepower - "American Wheeze" - 1996, Sackcloth 'n' AshesLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/27/the-hake-report-thu-3-27-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/27/hake-news-thu-3-27-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Gaza Palestinians protest Hamas! Children SHOULD do hard labor! RIP George Foreman: Schmaxxed? Lifespan of the big and strong?The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 26, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:28) Illegal discomfort, "child labor"* (0:06:18) Hey, guys!* (0:08:14) News: South Korea wildfires* (0:13:59) Gaza protests and war* (0:31:14) Illegal voter suppression* (0:42:18) Women rarely lie; Snake pit stereotypes; More on illegals/* (0:48:08) Child labor laws in FL* (0:59:43) Coffee: Ark found by remote viewing CIA* (1:10:06) Ivanka Trump fights Jiu Jitsu* (1:15:22) George Foreman died, promoted Schmax: AJ* (1:28:04) ROBERT, KS: Efficiency for life* (1:30:14) ROBERT: Psychic stuff?* (1:32:36) ROBERT: FE vs curve math* (1:39:24) MEADE, VA: Bodybuilders* (1:44:06) MEADE: 19yo w 14yo: S— before marriage … being fit* (1:46:09) Coffee: Ark stories … artifacts* (1:50:13) Okay - "Hungry" - 2002, High Road, Absolutely Kosher RecordsLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/26/the-hake-report-wed-3-26-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/26/hake-news-wed-3-26-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat?

The Hake Report, Monday, March 24, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start, small talk* (0:07:06) Hey, guys!* (0:08:55) Libs want Democrats angry!* (0:12:24) News… Food banks DOGED* (0:18:11) News… Peace by Easter? Deportations* (0:24:10) Jasmine Mooney long sob story* (0:32:01) Super: LYC* (0:35:11) JAIME, MN: Tesla… Short women in power* (0:41:14) JAIME: Tesla vs emotions* (0:42:45) Respect for the worldly powerful* (0:47:59) Coffee: Hakenomics and slavery kids abused* (1:02:01) Coffee: Ukraine nuclear? …* (1:08:51) Obamacare communism* (1:20:25) Non-political gals… (Censored)* (1:26:01) Rumble: Shoutout B-day, Joel Friday TV, talking to girls* (1:29:24) Weed, drinking, shmorn, etc…* (1:32:24) SpaceX splashdown: Astronauts home!* (1:36:17) Is this Mars?* (1:38:05) RICK, VA: DEI vs earning it…* (1:42:30) RICK: Projecting their issues on us!* ​​(1:47:10) RICK: Whites and J's* (1:48:35) Virus - Luna de Miel en la Mano - 1985, LocuraLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/24/the-hake-report-mon-3-24-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/24/rip-george-foreman-hake-news-mon-3-24-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Nitpick the "right"; let the wrong go wild! Subsidized housing for failures? Death penalty prayers. Parental alienation?The Hake Report, Friday, March 21, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:24) Stuff falling apart, airplane and airport incidents* (0:06:23) Skype replacement? Google Voice?* (0:09:30) Hey, guys! Willow Beach, AZ…* (0:14:03) ANDREW, Scotland: Edinburgh, Glasgow; Tommy Robinson* (0:24:21) Tommy Robinson "libel" case: Be careful!* (0:26:41) Venezuelan soccer player asylum-seeker in El Salvador prison?* (0:34:41) Focusing on the little wrongs, ignoring the big wrongs* (0:36:52) JEFF, LA: Social Security fraud; Infrastructure bill subsidized living* (0:44:32) JOSH, GA: Being white? Brainwashing against other groups* (0:50:46) JOSH: love conquers all…* (0:51:25) Death Penalty, firing squad, Brad Sigmon* (1:04:55) Prayer? That's not prayer! Death Penalty* (1:12:40) JAIME, MN: Housing subsidies; tax the rich mess* (1:20:00) MAZE, OH vs JAIME: Giving money to Elon?* (1:26:50) MAZE: What have whites done? ….* (1:34:27) Supers: Tommy sis… Thought Hake was racist!* (1:36:50) ALLEN, MI: whites on welfare, all failures! Staying in "school"! Stories…* (1:41:46) ALLEN: LBJ undermined Christian charity!* (1:44:34) Parental alienation: A right or privilege to your adult children?* (1:48:33) Trump hit in face with mic* (1:48:46) Jacky Cheung - 遙遠的她 - She Is Far AwayLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/21/the-hake-report-fri-3-21-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/21/hake-news-fri-3-21-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Fighting to keep waste and fraud in gov't! Illegal "taxpayers"! Bullfighting drama! Tesla under attack! Muslim students in Chicago university!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 20, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:00:44) Pro-tips. Trump vs enemies. Be healthy!* (0:07:34) Hey, guys! Hake Printify* (0:10:36) Hake News… Happiness* (0:23:31) Dept of "Education" and "Defense" downsizing* (0:29:02) IRS to DHS: Illegal info* (0:34:15) Bullfighting made girly in Mexico City?* (0:40:53) Tesla under attack! Vancouver show discrimination!* (0:52:56) JEFF, LA: Tesla, Elon Musk, X; Illegal; Lady Liberty* (0:59:55) JEFF: Being white or black? America, Trump* (1:04:55) JEFF: Lil Yachty donated? Said BLM is a scam?!* (1:08:21) Supers… LYC on Warp Speed… Illegal tax returns* (1:13:49) News… Bruce Willis brain decline and his daughters* (1:19:04) Will Smith, oh no! New album?!* (1:22:56) Tesla bumper sticker: "Didn't know Elon was crazy!"* (1:25:46) John Roberts scolding Trump over impeachment of judge talk* (1:32:24) Muslim sermons at University of Illinois, Chicago (UIC)* (1:42:25) RICK, VA: Allowing mess into America* (1:50:53) Stephen Wiley - Why I Rap - 1988, Rap It UpLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/20/the-hake-report-thu-3-20-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/20/hake-news-thu-3-20-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Lib "judges" against what's right. Call-heavy day: JLP's message. Jim Breuer and pot culture? Being white vs being black in America…The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 19, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:07) Trump, Elon vs judges* (0:06:21) Hey, guys!* (0:09:23) Female Latina LGBT "judge"* (0:31:44) Another "judge"* (0:38:09) DANIEL, TX: Irish independence* (0:44:10) DANIEL: JLP says the same thing as 1996* (0:52:09) DANIEL: Nagging preachers? Sermon…* (0:57:07) DANIEL: Jim Breuer on TFS* (1:06:09) DENNIS, NJ: Pot relaxed me, but I quit.* (1:10:08) DENNIS: What it like being white?* (1:31:01) DENNIS: "Savages" - Christopher Columbus* (1:38:51) ALEX, CA vs DENNIS: being white, being black, privilege* (1:47:24) DENNIS: Law enforcement business* (1:48:01) WILLIAM, CA: Not normal to think like that. Elon!* (1:51:21) Supers: LYC, Columbus truth* (1:53:37) Closing… Baixinha Forte - Hake News rapLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/19/the-hake-report-wed-3-19-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/19/hake-news-wed-3-19-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Black girls becoming victim-perpetrators! News and calls from the "lovely ladies"! Why do "I feel like..."? Trump appreciation — versus "judges" and the ACLU!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 18, 2025 ADJLP tees and mugs, etc. — jesseleepeterson.shop TIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:37) Appreciate Trump* (0:05:23) Baton relay racing* (0:09:02) Hey guys! Sacred Cove. JLP tee "Crying"* (0:13:57) News… Israel shatters ceasefire* (0:22:41) Trump vs judges and ACLU* (0:27:13) KAYA, NC: 14yo girl allegedly did-in girl, Killeen, TX: Victims* (0:37:27) KAYA: Why you say, "I feel like…"?* (0:41:28) TERRI, OR: Community example… Alaila black girl with baton* (0:54:30) TERRI: Community thinking?* (0:58:07) Coffee: Kankakee pronounce* (1:01:04) Anchor Baby heard Kaya* (1:02:06) Stranded astronauts home today hopefully* (1:09:06) News…* (1:09:50) Harvard free tuition for "poor"* (1:15:18) WILLIAM 7: "Bullying," school silence; "I feel like…" Spirit of Truth* (1:26:36) John 16: 13, the Spirit of Truth* (1:28:10) Coffee: Terri lying* (1:31:03) DAVID, Ocala: black girl crying; Propaganda; Preachers; BHI "special"* (1:39:17) Feeling special* (1:40:02) MAZE, OH: Special? Like y'all? Color of dead? Y'all the problem…* (1:48:53) Closing: "Priority" for Rick, Daniel, Justin…* (1:50:02) Rigo Tovar - Quizá, Quizá, Quizá - 1973, Cómo Será la MujerLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/18/the-hake-report-tue-3-18-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/18/hake-news-tue-3-18-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict *SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Kenyans who? Righteous deportations. Space horrors! Irish pronunciations. Anti-mummy propaganda! Sleep privilege? Caitlin Clark's vs Hake's arms.The Hake Report, Monday, March 17, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:12) Trump did it anyway* (0:04:28) Hey, guys!* (0:08:04) White man won LA Marathon!* (0:17:25) News…* (0:17:56) Illegal deportation?* (0:29:55) Chinese love Trump* (0:43:01) Irish name pronunciations* (0:51:22) Skype closing down, overseas callers!* (0:55:10) Space is so real; 1971 fatalities; stranded astronauts coming home* (1:11:20) Coffee: Different types of Indians in farm context?* (1:13:12) Coffee: Roots, love for Jews, Christ* (1:18:45) Coffee: St. Patrick's Day, four-leaf clover?* (1:20:18) LYC revisited: Bruce Lee* (1:22:05) UK libs against mummies, bc "colonialism"* (1:28:29) Libs want Dems to stop Trump* (1:31:09) Sleep deprived? Body clock, tips, anxiety, "sleep privilege," Bible* (1:42:16) Saudi Arabia funds "maternity leave" for women's tennis players* (1:45:11) Whose arms are bigger: Caitlin Clark or Hake's?* (1:50:13) "Cumbia Sampuesana" - Aniceto MolinaLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/17/the-hake-report-mon-3-17-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/17/hake-news-mon-3-17-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Calls on "history." Happy Purim! NEWS: Chuck Schumer vs AOC? Plane fire! Govt mess. Dwyane Wade cancer feelings. Bayer exec home arson? Wombat traumatized?The Hake Report, Friday, March 14, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:32) Gonna compare arms… (Forgot!)* (0:03:58) Hey, guys!* (0:05:32) MICHAEL, Canada: Your French is horrible* (0:10:49) MICHAEL: Op-Ed: "H— wanted peace too"; WWII "history" propaganda* (0:21:27) ALLEN, MI: Perfidious Albion. Founders. Red Ronnie. Washington.* (0:38:42) Super Rumble Rant: Happy Purim* (0:47:26) Coffee: Shut down that gossip…* (0:49:51) Coffee: Hank podcast cheating* (0:54:39) Coffee: Haman's ears* (0:58:00) Supers Lin Yen Chin* (1:00:55) News: Chuck Schumer vs AOC* (1:05:13) Birthright Citizenship* (1:06:09) Plane fire! Engine shaking. Passengers on wing!* (1:14:29) IRS downsizing; 2nd judge orders fired workers rehired* (1:19:43) Dwyane Wade on cancer and feelings* (1:32:46) Coffee: Engines* (1:36:33) Bayer exec home set afire* (1:42:44) American tourist picks up wild baby wombat in Australia* (1:49:11) Jacky Cheung - 每天爱你多一些, I Love You More Day by DayLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/14/the-hake-report-fri-3-14-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/14/hake-news-fri-3-14-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Trump's righteous "climate" rollbacks! Stuck in space! Stepmother arrested! Rosie in Ireland. Calls on climate fear!The Hake Report, Thursday, March 13, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:02:09) Climate rollbacks* (0:07:41) Hey, guys!* (0:10:37) Climate rollbacks, more* (0:28:15) Stuck in space* (0:35:54) STEVE'N, MD: DEI, Conservatives, Big Mama, Sports* (0:48:56) Hake News… Mahmoud Khalil, etc.* (1:00:43) Man allegedly held captive by stepmother* (1:17:17) Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland* (1:26:45) ANN, Canada: Ireland. Ocean windmills.* (1:34:03) ROBERT, KS: Windmills infrasound; Climate mind control* (1:43:29) Supers* (1:48:28) Blackball - "Here We Are" - 1995, HopeLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/13/the-hake-report-thu-3-13-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/13/climate-rollbacks-hake-news-thu-3-13-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network: JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Ne-Yo, ugh. Ocean species and coral! Wife and children content creators? Trump tariffs. "Conversion therapy." Terror sympathy speech? Congress mothers.The Hake Report, Wednesday, March 12, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start: News…* (0:04:38) Hey, guys!* (0:06:38) News…* (0:09:08) Billy Joel* (0:11:37) Titanium heart* (0:16:00) Ne-Yo dating 4 women, he's previously married* (0:20:15) Ocean species discovered… Coral* (0:30:53) JOHN, AL: Punchie TV, role of wives, kids* (0:51:26) JEFF, LA: Ceasefire? Your boy Zelensky. Doug Ford.* (1:02:18) Trump tariffs: Canada bends* (1:12:40) anti-"Conversion Therapy" selective propaganda* (1:26:52) JUSTIN, Fullerton: Mahmoud Khalil vs Christian nation* (1:45:09) Coffee: Keep it up* (1:45:56) Mom Caucus: Anna Paulina Luna, Brittany Pettersen* (1:50:54) … Havalina - Leica - 2002, Space, Love & BullfightingLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/12/the-hake-report-wed-3-12-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/12/tariffs-are-working-hake-news-wed-3-12-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe

Duterte arrested for "crimes against humanity"! Caller ladies! Canada, Gaddafi, Philippines, maturity. Polluted cities. Defund "antisemitism"!The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 11, 2025 ADTIMESTAMPS* (0:00:00) Start* (0:01:06) Duterte… Hake News* (0:06:15) Hey, guys!* (0:08:00) Duterte arrested by Philippines for the ICC* (0:24:00) ANN, Canada, 1st: Anglophile* (0:28:21) ANN: New PM unelected Mark Carney, liberal* (0:38:27) ANN: Don't buy American! Booing the anthem…* (0:43:38) TERRI, OR: Portland are not "scum of the earth"!* (0:49:52) TERRI: Gaddafi … Hillary remix Placeboing* (0:54:43) TERRI: Philippines … women and marriage …* (1:05:49) ALLEN, MI: Shoutouts, Punchie's coffee, tees* (1:07:08) ALLEN: Cycle of 40, of 7s: immaturity, indoctrination* (1:11:15) ALLEN: JLP, "You are evil!" Or fallen?* (1:15:16) ALLEN: Tony community* (1:18:05) Coffee: Something to sip on!* (1:20:05) Coffee: Sion* (1:22:55) Polluted cities and countries!* (1:32:30) Defund colleges for "antisemitism"* (1:36:49) WILLIAM 7, CA: Open your heart; Multiple wives; Baron Trump* (1:43:13) WILLIAM: Church, accountability, nobody working on self, correction* (1:47:00) WILLIAM: Kirby story in a rich house* (1:50:11) Rigo Tovar - "La Sirenita" - 1976, Amor y CumbiaLINKSBLOG https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2025/3/11/the-hake-report-tue-3-11-25PODCAST / Substack HAKE NEWS from JLP https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2025/3/11/hake-news-tue-3-11-25Hake is live M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) Call-in 1-888-775-3773 https://www.thehakereport.com/showVIDEO YouTube - Rumble* - Facebook - X - BitChute - Odysee*PODCAST Substack - Apple - Spotify - Castbox - Podcast Addict*SUPER CHAT on platforms* above or BuyMeACoffee, etc.SHOP - Printify (new!) - Spring (old!) - Cameo | All My LinksJLP Network:JLP - Church - TFS - Nick - Joel - Punchie Get full access to HAKE at thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe