Roughly composed foreword: Before this is used as proof that I’m mad it’s basically a complete ‘stream of consciousness’ book. Written one word at a time there are a couple of slack rules. I can’t be fully assed to devise them right now but they’ll probably be something like: 1. Once started writi…
Sir Throsslewait was having a bad day. He had fallen over and lodged his head in an oven. Then a cat came over to him and said 'meow' - it had limited vocabulary. it went from worse to better as he fell in love with the inside of an oven. He never got his head out as - once you're in love there's no escape. Until the gas runs out - which meant he would stop dying and live again!
in 1422 a new person backward evolved into a sheep.
A volcano explodes! A monkey farts! everything happens in this episode! (except that)
An allotment fairy with spades for wings - he dug out my potatoes - very helpful