Documenting the end of the American experiment with humor, insight, and utter terror.
Glue Boys touch Glue Bases and compare their fabulous antifa lifestyles. We spend our time talking about sports, TV shows, and how our rude flesh delights in such folly. Houston and media horse-racing is discussed. We lament the fall of the sinister mastermind behind Harvey (and all other human suffering) Sebastian Gorka. We end by discussing what we've learned this semester and promise to be friends forever even after we leave camp.
The Glue Boys Guild says goodbye to Hollywood Steve Bannon in the only way we know: disrobing by lottery. We discuss the Internet Nazis: a thousand polo shirts and no chins. We speak of Charlottesville and how the New Reich will not come from Applebees. Finally, Trump's Phoenix LARP campaign is mentioned.