Listener Beware

The crew (minus Jake) takes a massive crap on "The Return of the Mummy" and the covert imperialist operation run by the monstrous Dr. Ben Hassad and his loser nephew Gabe. Follow us on Twitter @stinelovers

Will recounts the plot of "Return of the Mummy," perhaps the worst episode of Goosebumps we've sat through yet. This and more in our next episode "Mummy Milkie."

In this extremely long episode, the whole crew – Jamie (@BoyfriendJamie), Andrea (@AFBusch), Kip (@MyNeighborHimbo), Jake (@RustyNestler), Will (@Will_Most), and Sarah (@bbyhag) – discuss the BEST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODE OF ALL TIME, "Piano Lessons Can Be Murder." There will be twists. There will be turns. There will be uncomfortable hand fondling. Join us for all the fun. ***Technical difficulties forced us to scrap our episode on "The Phantom of the Auditorium" and we apologize that you are now unable to listen to our discussion of the worst episode we had seen so far.*** Also I know that it's called "Moonlight Sonata" not "Midnight Sonata" please do not get mad when I only refer to it as "mignifh

In this over-stuffed episode, Jamie (@BoyfriendJamie), Andrea (@afbusch), Kip (@myneighborhimbo), and Sarah (@bbyhag) discuss the two-parter "Welcome to Camp Nightmare," their love for the Twilight Baseball scene, and how many twists is too many before a story becomes incomprehensible. We also play our first official round of the catchily named "Goosebumps Book Titles Quiz."

Jamie (@BoyfriendJamie), Andrea (@afbusch), Jake (@RustyNessler), Will (@Will_Most), and Kip (@myneighborhimbo) discuss "The Girl Who Cried Monster," what makes a good meatball, and once again explore the queer subtext of a Goosebump's episode.

Jamie, Sarah, Andrea, Kip, and Jake discuss The Cuckoo Clock of Doom, R.L.'s political leanings, and whether or not they think the titular clock is a phallic symbol.

In the inaugural episode of Listener Beware, Jamie, Sarah, Kip, and Andrea talk about the two-part series premiere of Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask, and what we think of the gay thief Carly Beth