Not A Pyramid Scheme

Dispatches from our final hours with our home for the last week — a boat!

ft. a (very) brief glimpse of podcast history, plus a sprinkling of facts. T for Trivia!

Must a podcast be 'good'? We explore this question with very special guest Sunshine McLaren.

And we didn't bother with a summary

this episode was brought to you by the concept of time. did you know that time is defined by a block of vanadium stored in a swiss cheese vault? at least, that's how it is for us. what defines time for you? write it in an envelope and throw it in the sea! (but not actually because we shouldn't throw shit in the ocean.) (#environmentalism) Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

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Presenting: our very first #sponsored episode :') Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

You know, like open mic. But with Mike. Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

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Today we are tired. Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

Send us your kale-based fun facts and novel uses! Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

Do you have a moment to talk about jorts? Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

We have returned! With slang, questionable accents, and a novelty keychain. Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

You'll never look at an emu the same way again! And tell us: are Ugg boots boots, or not? Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

Sometimes we manage to maintain a single cohesive theme throughout a whole episode! Cherish it now, because we don't know when (or if) it'll happen again. (This one's about music.) Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

A delightful deviation from the norm, featuring chickens, chips, and positions of power. (And yes! It WAS Diogenes.) Catch us on Twitter at @naps_podcast or email us on mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com!

Hello cronuts! Here's the third episode! Say hi and/or throw us your favourite food nicknames on Twitter at @naps_podcast. We'll also accept segment ideas, bad jokes, descriptions of your last dream, etc. If you prefer longer form correspondence (or don't use Twitter, which, fair) you can email us at mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com :)

Well would you look at us, we've only gone and recorded another episode! Tweet us at @naps_podcast, or email us at mike@notapyramidschemepodcast.com

The first ever episode of Not A Pyramid Scheme, the podcast that definitely isn't a pyramid scheme!