St. Agnes Catholic Girls School erupts into scandal after three fourth graders are caught reading a book about "doing it." A comedic coming-of-age tale following the aftermath as it ravages friendships, careers, and grades K-12.
Three fourth graders are brought to Principal Murphy's office after they're caught reading a book with, well... doing it in it.
When the editors of St. Agnes' high school publications hear about the librarian's suspension, they think it might be an ALL CAPS HUUUUGE story. Censorship is like crack to student journalists. It’s career-making stuff, and there's no way they'll be sharing this story.
Heeeeeee-eeeey, you! Miss Adeyemi attempts to leave her fiancée a voicemail explaining why she was suspended from work today. But really, when you think about it, that's just like a two-day vacation!