Podcast by Cepheid
Chapters 5 and 6, in which Ann and William go on a second date and Ann yells a lot.
Chapters 3 and 4 in which we meet a lot more characters, William uses the term "m'lady," and Ann's little sister turns out to be weirdly violent.
The first two chapters of the anti-Twilight novel I wrote back in Jr. High/High School.