Follow the Twits through the first three seasons as they save the world from a monstrous invasion. Watch the video version on svod.roosterteeth.com.
"I shall protect you and then we will have sex."
"She's just naked all the time. That doesn't mean she's a slut."
"Aaw... that's not very party, bro."
"He can pound trout with the best of them!"
"It's gonna smell, just so you know."
"It's just a biological pile of beef."
"He's carrying an angry load right now."
"It's still okay to bang, but they're different."
"This old lady makes sex clothes?"
"Man, that's a lot of ass damage."
"If you panic you're going in the meat hut."
"I'm going in, Shattercock. Deeper than ever."
"We asked about the harvest, not the... 'Whore-vest'."
"Let us go forth with reckless abandon."
"I actually had to pee, I wasn't masturbating."
"Those were some huge... attacks... Shattercock."
"Smells like somebody wrapped a steak in a garbage bag."
"...you got the measurements of a human ladle!"
"What happens if I show him a little nipple?"
"You're definitely into that ass, right there!"
"Just... uh... cover yourselves in poop and pretend yer the poop-goblin!"