BreakTime Podcast

The boolers made it out of the hospital! Once out they were immediately ganged up on by a gaggle of loose geese cosplaying as turkeys. Jay using his Spanish tongue seduces one of the main turkeys "Chad the Bad Lad" into giving us a ride to Miami. That's when Matty got hungry so we stopped at a farm for fresh ingredients. In order to infiltrate the boys pretended to be their favorite animals. Needless to say, the farm belonged to an ominous lady who galloped on all fours and immediately attacked Tristan's ankles and mid-shaft. Chad the Bad Lad is willing to take us to the hospital but he is asking for diesel money.

The booling boys invited an alien to the podcast but he had to cancel last minute. Therefore, Matty decided to talk about the horrendous conditions of the illegal alien camps at area 51 and what it means to not be able to maintain oral hygiene. That is when Tristan decided to do something about it, he told Jay to direct him with his compass to the nearest store to buy some mouthwash for the aliens. That is when Tristan ran into the ominous lady on all fours and immediately his ankle and mid-shaft were bitten. That is why we had to record the second episode of BreakTime at the hospital.

Today the boolers decided to go grocery shopping when the ominous old lady was spotted. She was on all fours and had rabies, she then bit Tristan in one ankle and his mid-shaft. He then yelped "its itchy bro" passively and asked for assistance and advice. However, Matty's hands were filled to the brim with sour cream and coins of every denomination, while Jay was busy looking for his favorite compass in one of his cargo short pockets. Anyways, that is why we are recording this episode at the hospital.