C is for Conspiracy

Connor and Pete reflect on their favourite kids TV theme songs of old.

Connor begrudgingly discusses a pedophile and Pete uncovers alternate dimensions.

Connor shits on a bald kid and Pete tells the tale of a penis professor.

Connor investigates a secret terrorist plot and Pete has a rant about a weasel.

Connor discovers James McAvoy as a child and Pete finds a creepy-ass doll.

Connor’s theory is full of holes and Pete takes down people who like themselves.

Connor explains a cat’s dark past and Pete makes a criminal out of the Fat Controller.

Connor defames a highly-respected pig and Pete exposes a child trafficking ring.

Connor gets offensive and Pete half-asses two things.

Connor reveals a famous explorer’s true fate and Pete says some shit about aids.

Connor attempts to crumble Bob the Builder's reputation and Pete suggests that Rugrats has parallels to sex cults.

Connor alludes to a murder plot against a New Zealand tech-marketing genius and Pete suggests that honey-based snacks are being used to create drug addicts.

Connor puts forward a drug-fuelled hostage situation, and Pete suggests that gospel songs are being used to get children to buy bottled water.