My names Scarlet and I like to tell stories in hopes to make you laugh.

I swear I didn’t eat that guys hotdog! #thisismyreallife #hotdogs #howwasyourweekend #cornerbakeryistrash #swordswallowing

like Mike Myers IM BACK Y’ALL!!!!! #happyhalloween #bangs #thisismyreallife #lol #cute

Sometimes cute things give me the good kind of anxiety and also I have no problem looking like a dumbass. #lol #comedy #ThisIsMyRealLife

Hey if you need help drying your ass, I got you! #helpinghand #witches #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife

It’s all in the tittle. Also it's not friday but whatever lol #comedy #lol #thisismyreallife

I just wanted to make sure my friends card wasn’t getting charged! #imadeascene #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife

Sorry it’s been a few days but I’ve been in a terrible mood. On another note don’t forget to hit me up if you need any light auto body/ mechanic work.... my prices are reasonable. #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife

I come from a long line of people who think they’re funny

Sand is gross. Dudes who yell at you in Target parking lots are gross and.... people who don’t turn in your debit card at Peter Piper’s are also gross. #thisismyreallife #summer #sunscreen #target #thebeach

It’s just a Wednesday! Also hey Kelly, i read your message while i was at work so i didnt get to check out your profile, but i am now aware that you're a fella, and a handsome one at that so.... sorry about that!!!! #sorrykelly #whateven #ThisIsMyRealLife #ihatethebeach

I thought the adult denture program was self explanatory.... but like does it cover Dentures? Also have you ever woken up from a dream embarrassed cause that’s something new to me!!!!

Some Tuesday’s are just Tuesday’s but this Tuesday kicked ass, and here’s why!!! #comedy #cute #recap #ThisIsMyRealLife #river #tuesday #speedingticket #fish

Would you believe me if I told you my first kiss was Batman? #lol #batman #dccomics #kiss #cute #funny #comedy

I was just trying to be helpful and now I need a new hand. #lol #comedy #thisismyreallife