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On another special episode of Hammer Time, presented by Hard At Work, Nick and T-Dog hammer out the details of "Journey Into Mystery" issue 84, starring The Mighty Thor and introducing "The Executioner"! Thor may have the strength to stand up to the deadly Executioner, but does Donald Blake have the courage to share his heart with the lovely nurse Jane Foster? In the tiny country of San Diablo, political leader The Executioner has developed an international reputation for curelty, can Thor fight through an entire country's miliary forces to save the day? Other topics discussed include Peter Piper, pickles, Dr. Pepper, belching, gut health, THORections vs THORdendums, thongs, forgetful Stan Lee, Communism, doctors without borders, lameness, muscles and hair, firing squads, allergies, Planter's Dill Pickle Cashews, packaging sucks, propaganda, drinking and smoking in the office, Marvel recipes, T-Dog's sound effects, and of course, can a tent be used as a weapon?! No longer Presented by The Pyramid: The Pyramid | creating podcasts | Patreon Want to make suggestions for future topics or show segments? Join our Discussion Group: The Break Room | Facebook
This week we're continuing our fanfiction journey with Chapters 16-19 of ‘All The Young Dudes', and it seems like some emotions are really starting to simmer among our beloved Marauders. Plus, we interview our 8 year-old niece- currently making her way through the books for the first time! Support the Show.Support FFH on Patreon: patreon.com/thefoxandthefoxhoundFollow us!IG: @thefoxandthefoxhoundTikTok: @thefoxandthefoxhound
The half episodes are now........The Weekly Harvest! Still same great insights with Jeff Fell and Produce Pro Frank Perri, different name.This week Frank had a request to talk about Peppers, specifically Bell Peppers. Is is a fruit, is it a vegetable? Why are they different colors? And is there really a difference between Male and Female Bell Peppers? Follow Jeff:YouTube: https://youtube.com/@FellIntoFoodLinkedin: linkedin.com/company/fell-into-foodInstagram: http://instagram.com/fell_into_foodFacebook: https://facebook.com/fellintofoodFellintoFood.com
Brownie returns to Sydney and joins Ronnie & Neil from the Podcast Studio. All things Spurs, Everton, PSR, and style of football. How football has evolved during the last 20 years. With the Internationals this weekend, who will Southgate select.
Peter Piper picked a peck… ay, iba pala. Alamin kung ano ang tongue-twisting turbulently titillating charotscopes niyo for March! Nasa mountaintop ka ba o nasa deep abyss for this month? ‘Di mo sure! --- Tsaastrology is part of the BUNK Collective. Discover more podcasts at https://thebunkph.com and connect with us through social media @thebunkph Tsaastrology Main Theme by Kindred @kindredism Advertise with us! BAKA NAMAN! Hit us up at wassup@thebunkph.com and baka basahan pa namin kayo ng kapalaran ninyo! For inquiries and partnerships, e-mail us at tsaastrology@thebunkph.com Connect with Tsaastrology https://facebook.com/tsaastrology https://twitter.com/tsaastrology https://instagram.com/tsaastrology
Barry, Abigail, and special guest Derek Hummel, Sr., (Abigail's uncle and Barry's brother) discuss Derek's Jukebox submission, He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, and sample Main Character Energy, #Adulting, Challenge Accepted, and Purple Monkey Dishwasher from Evil Genius Beer Company in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. A Nightmare on My Street was originally supposed to be a collaboration with the studio that produced A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. Read about the legal battle that ensued. Hip Hop Dancer's Theme samples Peter Piper by Run-D.M.C., which sampled Take Me to the Mardi Gras by Bob James. This TikTok makes the connection even more obvious! Our next Jukebox episode will be Diorama by Silverchair, submitted by Ian Rees. This episode is scheduled to drop on May 3, 2024. Listen to our episode featuring Ian's own music, Bonus: Friendship Induced Pod. Up next… A Very Special Christmas 3 Jingles are by our friend Pete Coe. Visit Anosmia Awareness for more information on Barry's condition. Follow Barry or Abigail on Untappd to see what we're drinking when we're not on mic! Facebook | Instagram | X | YouTube | Website | Email us | Virtual Jukebox --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pops-on-hops-podcast/message
Another game 5 classic, and another pennant just one game away.
To be a real voice for fitness, an advocate for health and behavior change, your voice quality will matter. As AI-driven voice-overs may be able to make you sound better than you actually sound, this may be a podcast who's time is past, yet I think if you can make your voice become something that conveys confidence, authority, and simultaneously inspires hope and action steps in your audience, I bet you'd say, yes please. And the truth is there are voice qualities that make it difficult for people to want to listen to you. If you want your voice to be music to someone's ears, there are things you can do. One obstacle you'll have to overcome is awareness of it. It's nearly impossible to hear our own voices as someone else does. Definitely when we're speaking we have a very different experience than anyone else might hearing us. The input is coming through a combination of the skull bones internally and through the air externally. A 2005 study showed our own reality of our voice tends to be much different than what other listeners hear. We are more harsh judges and tend not to like our voices. So do cut yourself a break. Do listen to your own video, audio but also realize we have a unique experience listening to ourselves compared to someone else's experience. Be a Voice for Fitness : How to Fix Your Flaws Get feedback. If you've ever had someone say, it's hard to hear you, speak up, or a mean-girl (it's almost always a woman unfortunately, not everyone has gotten the message that we're being nice to each other now) say something like, “I can't stand to listen to a voice like that - like fingernails on a chalkboard” then listen.. A little. You don't have to be the voice for everyone just for those who are going to love working with you. And sometimes sound quality can be fixed! With a combination of free, low cost or higher investments, even voice exercises. So, if you discover or know that your voice isn't as smooth or as strong as you'd like it to be, what can you do? There are some ways to improve what you're doing. A Better Mic Back in 2012 when I first started podcasting, someone said the best mic was the Blue Yeti. I got one. I hadn't a clue about what I was doing or how I was doing it, but I knew if it was going to be listened to, it had to sound good. And that thing is way more reasonable today, and actually I retired mine, because even after careful packing it was not producing the kind of sound I needed. So, during the pandemic the entire podcast set up at Voice for Fitness changed. You may want and need a mixer, headphones and a high quality mic. But at the very least you want a high quality microphone and a room set up for acoustics - with carpet or rugs, things on the walls and ceilings, or I've known podcasters who record in a closet. If you want the list of items I use as a part of my setup from platform to tech, stay tuned til the end and I'll share those. Improve Your Voice Quality Some of the same things that make the difference behind a richer more powerful voice are also going to support your pelvic floor muscles. Any hints? Breathing. Deeper breathing that comes from your diaphragm supports your voice too. You may be doing planks all day every day but if you're not doing diaphragmatic breathing your core is missing the foundation it needs! And so is your voice. Singers sing and cheerleaders project from their diaphragm and you should too even when your mic is 2 inches from your mouth and you could whisper. Cheat Use the audio adjustments available to you in your movie editor and garage band (anyone using that anymore?). This isn't ideal because sooner or later you're going to be asked to speak… or do a media appearance or keynote or lead a breakout session. Voice Tips for Health & Fitness Pros Before You Record: Hydrate Posture - try standing! Or move for a few minutes before ! (working out is easy, sitting is not) Smile! Warm ups: lala, tikita takata or Peter Piper picked.. , papapa, dadada, bababa, ar-tic-u-late Diaphragmatic breathing Know your script OR … bullet points so you're NOT reading Some good rules: Sound when sound, quiet when quiet. Try video even when audio podcast Leave it out. Instead of “um…” or? Do you ? My Sound TechDeck for Health & Fitness Content Creators: Room: carpeted, surrounded by bookshelves on three walls iMac Desktop 24” Mic: Heil Pro40 Mixer: Focusrite Scarlett Headphones: Sennheiser HD 280 Pro Podcast recording platform: Zencastr.com Podcast Platform: Libsyn Post production team of contractors Mic For Video with Sony Alpha 7: RODE wireless Mic For Video with iPhone: RODE wireless and SmartMike+ You might also like: Descript.com Other Episodes You Might Like: 4 Steps to Creating Video for Marketing: https://www.fitnessmarketingmastery.com/fitness-marketing-videos/ 4 Ways to Grow Your Email List with Fitness Videos: https://www.fitnessmarketingmastery.com/grow-your-email-list/ Resources: Business Scorecard: https://www.fitnessmarketingmastery.com/scorecard Marketing to Women: https://www.fitnessmarketingmastery.com/copywriting-course
Quizmasters Lee and Marc meet for a trivia quiz with topics including Cooking, Anatomy, Science, Classic TV, History, Music and more! Round One COOKING - What is the main ingredient of the Italian dish frittata? ANATOMY - What is a common term for the intergluteal cleft? MEASUREMENTS - Rounding up or down to the nearest number, if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many gallons did Peter Piper pick? CLASSIC TV - A big band jazz arrangement of which English nursery rhyme served as the theme song during the opening credits for The Three Stooges? HISTORY - In 1994 the U.S. lifted a 19-year trade ban with which country? CYCLING - What cycling term, that shares a name with a popular fitness company, is used to describe a large group of riders clustered together on a race route? Round Two AEROSPACE - First operated by the Soviet Union and later by Russia, what was the name of the space station that operated in low Earth orbit from 1986 to 2001? HISTORY - Over which desert did France test its first atom bomb in 1960? MAGIC: THE GATHERING - In Magic: The Gathering, a goblin deck would be made primarily of cards of which mana source or color? BASKETBALL - In 2016, which basketball player gained the title Mr. Triple Double in the NBA? 70's MUSIC - Which rock opera, released by The Who in 1973, is the only Who record composed entirely by Pete Townsend and tells the story of a young model named Jimmy? U.S. PRESIDENTS - Occuring in the 1840's, who was the first president to be photographed? Rate My Question MUSIC - Who was the oldest musician to have a #1 song in the billboard top 100 at 62 years old, ending the Beatles run of three consecutive number one songs at the time? Final Questions PRO WRESTLING - In 1905, George Hackenschmidt was the first professional wrestler to wear what? GEOGRAPHY - Which country in Europe is only one of two in the world that has no legally defined capital city? Upcoming LIVE Know Nonsense Trivia Challenges August 8th, 2023 - Ollie's Pub - 6:00 pm EST August 9th, 2023 - Point Ybel Brewing Co. - 7:30 pm EST August 10th, 2023 - Fathoms Restaurant & Bar - 6:30 pm EST You can find out more information about that and all of our live events online at KnowNonsenseTrivia.com All of the Know Nonsense events are free to play and you can win prizes after every round. Thank you Thanks to our supporters on Patreon. Thank you, Quizdaddies – Gil, Tim, Tommy, Adam, Brandon, Blake, Spencer, Rick G, Cazz Thank you, Team Captains – Kristin & Fletcher, Aaron, Matthew, David Holbrook, Lydia, Skyler, Hayden, Edd Thank you, Proverbial Lightkeepers – Elyse, Kaitlynn, Frank, Trent, Nina, Justin, Katie, Ryan, Robb, Captain Nick, Grant, Ian, Tim Gomez, Rachael, Moo, Rikki, Nabeel, Jon Lewis, Adam, Lisa, Spencer, Hank, Justin P., Cooper, Sarah, Karly, Lucas, Mike K., Cole, Adam, Caitlyn H, Sam, Spencer, Stephen, Cameron, Clay, JB, Joshua, James, Paul, Marit, JV, Jesse, Nathan, Steve, Tim, Michael, John Thank you, Rumplesnailtskins – Mike J., Mike C., Efren, Steven, Kenya, Dallas, Issa, Allison, Kevin & Sara, Alex, Loren, MJ, HBomb, Aaron, Laurel, FoxenV, Sarah, Edsicalz, Megan, brandon, Chris, Alec, Sai, Andrea, Ian, Aunt Kiki, Clay, Littlestoflambs, Seth, Bill, Marc P., Holgast, Nora, Joe, Emily, Andrew H., Joe, Cara, Nathan, Joey, Brian K., Zoe, Kristy, Kinkalot, villain749 If you'd like to support the podcast and gain access to bonus content, please visit http://theknowno.com and click "Support."
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled poems, A peck of pickled poems, Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled poems, Where's the peck of pickled poems that Peter Piper picked? Hi, I'm Grace, and this is the Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Poems podcast! Or you can just call it the Pickled Poems Podcast for short if you want. I'm a kid like you, and I really love poems. And I hope you do, too. Or if you don't know if you like them yet, I hope you'll at least be willing to listen to my podcast and take a chance. It's ok if you don't like pickles. But I think you should at least be willing to give poetry a try. I like silly poems and serious poems. Poems that make me laugh, and poems that make me cry. Long poems that tell a story, and short poems that are kind of like jokes. Once, when I was little, I got a little overwhelmed at the playground. Do you know what I did? I found a quiet corner and recited “My Shadow” (one of my FAVORITE poems, by the way) to my mom. That poem helped me feel happier, and I went back to playing. Because another thing about me you should know? I LOVE climbing REALLY HIGH on things like trees and playgrounds and anywhere else it might be kind of dangerous but also really fun. My mom says I'm basically a monkey. (I wonder…do you think monkeys like poems, too?) So, what can you look forward to with my brand new Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Poems podcast? Every week I'll bring you a new poem to enjoy. I'll read it twice (maybe 3 times if it is super short). And that's all there is to it! You can listen every day if you want to memorize them, or just listen once if you want. There's no lessons. No homework. Just another kid sharing her favorite poems with YOU! Make sure you're subscribed to this podcast so you don't miss a single poem. And I would love to hear what poems YOU enjoy! Do you have a favorite? Email me at pickledpoemspodcast@gmail.com and let me know. Maybe your favorite poem will show up on a future episode! So, to review: This is a poetry podcast by a kid, for kids Every week, I'll bring a new poem for you to enjoy, so make sure your family is subscribed to this podcast feed and you've told all your cousins and friends, too Email me your favorite poem, and I might add it to a future podcast episode! Oh, and I should mention that this podcast is sponsored by the Homeschool Conversations with Humility and Doxology podcast, which is hosted by my Mom. So if you have a parent listening, they should probably check that one out, too. Until next time, go pick a peck of pickled poems for yourself!
What separates Peter Biondo from Peter Piper? Mental toughness. In this episode, I discuss how some of the best racers in our sport deal with overcoming mistakes, and how it may be one of their greatest advantages.
Pastor Steve's Sermon from 7/16/23: “Peter Piper the Purifying Preacher Series” Scripture Reading: 2 Peter 1:16—2:2, 15-19
Pastor Dave's Sermon from 7/9/23: “Peter Piper the Purifying Preacher Series” Scripture Reading: 2 Peter 1:1-11
Welcome to Dem Vinyl Boyz, a space where the essence of hip-hop comes alive through the crackling sound of vinyl records. Today, we embark on a sonic adventure by immersing ourselves in the iconic album "Raising Hell" by the legendary rap group, Run DMC. Strap on your headphones, adjust the volume just right, and let's transport ourselves to a time when the urban streets reverberated with the raw energy of these hip-hop pioneers. "Raising Hell," released in 1986, marked a pivotal moment in the history of hip-hop. It shattered barriers, redefined the genre, and brought rap music into the mainstream consciousness. As the third studio album from Run DMC, it stands as a testament to their unparalleled talent, sharp lyricism, and innovative musical approach. This album became a game-changer by infusing rock elements into the rap genre, incorporating electrifying guitar riffs and heavy drum beats that blended seamlessly with the group's lyrical prowess. The opening track, "Peter Piper," sets the tone with its infectious beat and Run DMC's trademark rapid-fire delivery, leaving no doubt that they were here to revolutionize the rap scene. Throughout "Raising Hell," the lyrical genius of Run DMC's members—Joseph "Run" Simmons, Darryl "DMC" McDaniels, and the late Jason "Jam Master Jay" Mizell—shines bright. Run's commanding presence, DMC's deep, resonant voice, and Jay's impeccable turntable skills combine to create an unstoppable force. Their verses tackle themes of social commentary, personal struggles, and the unapologetic celebration of their urban roots. One of the album's most iconic tracks, "Walk This Way," became a genre-defying collaboration with rock legends Aerosmith. Run DMC's reimagination of this classic rock anthem introduced hip-hop to a wider audience, bridging the gap between two seemingly disparate worlds. The fusion of Aerosmith's guitar riffs and the infectious rhythm of Run DMC's delivery transformed the music landscape forever. As we continue our vinyl journey, tracks like "My Adidas" and "It's Tricky" resonate with a rebellious spirit, embodying the essence of Run DMC's influential impact on pop culture. These songs, with their infectious hooks and captivating wordplay, inspire head-nods, foot taps, and a genuine appreciation for the artistry and innovation that the group brought to the table. Run DMC's chemistry as a collective is palpable throughout the album, elevating "Raising Hell" to legendary status. Their distinctive voices complement each other flawlessly, creating an unparalleled sonic experience. The album's production, courtesy of Rick Rubin, captures the raw energy and authenticity of their performances, painting a vivid sonic landscape that immerses listeners in the streets of New York City, where hip-hop was born. "Raising Hell" represents a seminal moment not just for Run DMC but for the entire hip-hop genre. It solidified their status as trailblazers, paving the way for future generations of artists to embrace the power of rap and push the boundaries of what was considered possible. Today, as we spin the vinyl and absorb the revolutionary sounds of "Raising Hell," we pay homage to the timeless artistry and indelible legacy of Run DMC. So sit back, let the needle find its groove, and allow yourself to be transported to a bygone era where hip-hop roared through the streets, courtesy of the vinyl magic conjured by the vinyl boyz. Dem Vinyl Boyz invites you to experience the sheer brilliance of Run DMC's "Raising Hell" like never before. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Run-DMC's 1986 album, Raising Hell, was nothing short of a cultural landmark, so Moulz & Mel slid on their Adidas and ran back in time to evaluate it. SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: @Dart_Adams ----------------------- Intro (0:00) -- The Rating System, Explained (9:17 - 11:59) -- The Rap Rankings Game (42:06) -- RAB Express: Warren G, In The Mid-Nite Hour (1:50:04) -- This Week In Moulz & Mel (2:27:29) -- Raising Hell Info (2:46:18) -- Track 1: "Peter Piper" (3:07:15) -- Track 2: "It's Tricky" (3:53:55) -- Track 3: "My Adidas" [w/ @Dart_Adams] (4:31:23) -- Track 4: "Walk This Way" (6:01:10) -- Track 5: "Is It Live" (6:58:18) -- Track 6: "Perfection" (7:11:27) -- Track 7: "Hit It Run" (7:16:01) -- Track 8: "Raising Hell" (7:38:19) -- Track 9: "You Be Illin'" (7:50:17) -- Track 10: "Dumb Girl" (7:57:08) -- Track 11: "Son Of Byford" (8:17:20) -- Track 12: "Proud To Be Black" (8:18:58) -- Ranking Raising Hell (8:27:17) -- Outro (8:29:16)
Can Peter Piper go fast casual? This week's episode of the Restaurant Business podcast A Deeper Dive features David McKillips, CEO of CEC Entertainment, the parent company of Chuck E. Cheese and Peter Piper Pizza. CEC has had an almost literal roller coaster ride in the three years since David became CEO. The pandemic pushed it into bankruptcy and then the reopening helped it come back remarkably strong as fun-and-games chains proved popular among consumers who wanted to get out of the house. We talk about those issues and we also talk about Peter Piper, the regional pizza chain CEC operates. David talks about the company's efforts to break out of its core market. Specifically, he talks about a new type of fast-casual concept based on the Peter Piper name that CEC has started to test. That could give the company a third brand it can grow with. It's a newsy discussion on pizza and games on A Deeper Dive so please have a listen.
These original nursery rhymes recount the latest adventures of Jack and Jill, Humpty Dumpty, Old King Cole, Old Mother Hubbard, Little Boy Blue, Little Bo-Peep, Yankee Doodle, Georgie Porgie, Peter Piper, and other best-loved Mother Goose characters.Written by a gang of gifted poets including Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Linda Knaus, and Darren Sardelli, these rhymes are guaranteed to delight children of all ages. It's the most popular book of funny, contemporary nursery rhymes in the English language.Double the Fun with Twice as many Silly Rhymes! We've added a Second Helping: 40 Hilarious Poems from Peter, Peter, Pizza Eater. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avant-garde-books/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avant-garde-books/support
Jade and Keia welcome speaker, facilitator, and leadership coach Jovian Zayne to the kitchen table for a crash course in defining and pursuing purpose. Day of purpose.org @JovianZayne JovianZayne.com Shout Out: https://instagram.com/jk_soulfood?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Support the Show Ensure your next purchase is the real deal with eBay's Authenticity Guarantee. Everyone deserves real. Visit www.ebay.com for terms. Throughout the year, join Walmart in amplifying the voices of Black brands and creators, giving them a stage to spotlight their unlimited brilliance. Walmart is committed to supporting Black brands and creators today and Every day. That's Black and Unlimited. Visit www.Walmart.com/BlackandUnlimited to learn more. https://gettingrown.co/ https://www.patreon.com/gettingrown Email: GettinGrownPodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @GettinGrownPod IG: @GettinGrownPod
This week, Isi takes the test in our Last Week's Episode section to try and identify all 12 accents from the British Isles... can YOU beat her score? Later, Mitch and Isi talk about the success of hosting their first ever, members-only pub quiz and answer your questions about our language learning history and what we think is the most beautiful sounding language. Interactive Transcript Support Easy English and get interactive transcripts and bonus content for all our episodes: easyenglish.fm/membership Show Notes Watch the 12 accents challenge video: 12 BRITISH ACCENTS... 1 VIDEO (https://youtu.be/cm-MV3qSv3E) (Easy English 149) Transcript Mitch: [0:25] Hello and welcome to the Easy English Podcast. Isi: [0:28] Hello, hello, hello. Test, test, one, two. Mitch: [0:32] Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Isi: [0:36] Yed... already done. Red lorry, yellow lorry. Red lorry, yellow lorry. No, I can't. Mitch: [0:43] Peter Piper picked a pickled pepper. Isi: [0:45] Okay. Episode 11. Nice number, isn't it? In Germany, we say Schnapsal. (What, sorry?) Schnapsal. Mitch: [0:53] What's this? Isi: [0:54] Schnaps number. Mitch: [0:55] Eleven? Isi: [0:56] Yeah, everything with like, the same numbers. Eleven, three hundred and thirty three. Mitch: [0:59] It makes me think of number eleven from Stranger Things. Isi: [1:04] There we are again. Mitch: [1:05] Mike! Mike! Isi: [1:08] Okay, what's our topic, Mitch? Mitch: [1:10] Okay. Isi: [1:11] You said you prepared everything. I'm just here. Mitch: [1:13] This is good though. We can surprise each other with topics, maybe. Isi: [1:17] Nola's just sitting in front of me, waiting for me to give her F-O-O-D. We cannot say the word, because then she will get excited. Mitch: [1:25] The magic word. Feed me! (Okay.) First topic is related to one of our past week's episodes, in which, I went down onto the streets and I had some pre-recorded local British people, including British Isles, including Ireland, reading out a transcript and I made people from Britain, guess where they're from. And now I want to test you. You've been in Britain for some time now. Isi: [1:55] Oh God! Mitch: [1:57] How do you fancy your chances? Isi: [2:00] Not good. . Mitch: [2:11] Okay. (Let's go.) Let's try some. (Let's try, yeah.) Support Easy English and get interactive transcripts and bonus content for all our episodes: easyenglish.fm/membership
Life is short! Who doesn't want to seize the day? Squeeze as much life as you can out of it? But, if you can't live in the moment, you can't squeeze the life out of it. If you can't pause in the day, you can't seize the day. And, if you can't maintain what you've accomplished, you'll never keep what you've gained. In this episode we speak of a concept you probably won't hear many other places. I know I've never heard anyone else speak about it. But it is a strong concept, and will grant you great reward.The song we use in this episode is "Peter Piper" by Run-D.M.C.. We don't own any rights (but we love the song)!Contact usLinktree: www.Linktr.ee/HappyLifeStudiosEmail: Podcast@HappyLife.StudioYo Stevo Hotline: (425) 200-HAYS (4297)Webpage: www.HappyLife.lol YouTube: www.YouTube.com/StevoHaysTikTok: www.tiktok.com/@happylifestudiosFacebook: www.Facebook.com/HappyLifeStudios Instagram: www.Instagram.com/HappyLife_Studios Twitter: www.Twitter.com/HappyLifStudios If you would like to help us spread the HappyPayPal: www.PayPal.me/StevoHaysCash App: $HappyLifeStudiosZelle: StevoHays@gmail.comVenmo: @StevoHaysBuy Me A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/HappyLifeStudioCheck: Payable to Hays Ministries or Steve Hays and send to PO Box 102 Maple Valley, WA 98038
Introduction: Tongue twisters are a fun way to see how clever you are with using your words. Most of you probably know the ones like: “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.” These are actually great exercises for building up your enunciation. It's also a great way to work out your brain. We often…
Introduction: Tongue twisters are a fun way to see how clever you are with using your words. Most of you probably know the ones like: “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.” These are actually great exercises for building up your enunciation. It's also a great way to work out your brain. We often…
Grab your floating hatchet and join Jack Hammer in making some noise for an all new LIVE! What are some inanimate objects you hope never come alive? Nail guns don't know their own strength. Pat is a serial cereal flusher. Peter Piper picked a pair of pants. Plus, who wins in a fight between pens and ants? Who is the podcast tone setter? Is Pat just David Harbour with all the sad sucked out? Spool up and roll out on an all new LIVE!
S3Ep100 - Looking Back As We Move Pastor Bill And Pastor Newms Transcript Pastor Bill: [0:00] Hello and welcome to season 3 episode 100 of the breed Manifesto faith hope and love but the modern Christian, my best to build I'm joined as always by Pastor newms other Corner pastor newms, see what I'm looking at the screen no you're over here at then wait no you're over here. Where did bills hair go what do you mean where did my hair go my hairs right here here here. Pastor Newms: [0:36] So when you're sitting the way you're sitting we can't see the top of your head. Pastor Bill: [0:42] Yeah I don't know why if I guess if I move way back. Pastor Newms: [0:46] Now you have to move the microphone properly you can't move your camera up because of your thing he's right. Pastor Bill: [0:54] Yeah there's stuff you see the clips holding this this drop cloth off and stuff like that. Pastor Newms: [1:12] Yeah see end of season three I think that means we each have to do four cards right is that what that means. Pastor Bill: [1:18] Oh my gosh no please no. So we started this podcast in 2017. [1:36] Yeah I would I would release an episode and then we would talk about it in our life meeting you know we would talk about you know the. Pastor Newms: [1:42] Yep. Pastor Bill: [1:44] Back then I was actually doing an episode of day for a while and that's be too much it was too much too much to do too much to talk about, and so we went to one episode a week and here we are now, we did 100 episodes in season 1 100 episodes in season 2 and now one of the episodes on season 3, and then we had that one Easter sets. [2:16] With that one Easter set where I did a whole week of episodes where I typed them episode I don't know season 1 episode 65 point 1.2.3.4 for the whole week so, so you know yeah so we're we're past 300 episodes for sure but here we are so, yeah so tonight we're gonna we're gonna sound too far away uman Mike a little bit more how's that is that better. Pastor Newms: [2:46] Um yeah I'll turn you up a little more. Pastor Bill: [2:49] Sound like I'm up so far away now. Pastor Newms: [2:51] I turned you up a little too I tried to fix it beforehand but I guess I did not fix it. Pastor Bill: [2:58] Okay my bad sorry is 80 we didn't mean to not have good microphone settings before we started. Pastor Newms: [3:05] Plus your sinus infection makes it sound like you're far away even though I can hear you clearly you're so lucky. Pastor Bill: [3:09] Yeah massage it's wreaking havoc with my brain with my face. Pastor Newms: [3:15] Back here all the way through all of your nasal cavities don't do that. Pastor Bill: [3:21] Robin I've been doing a lot of sleeping trying to catch up to make the sinus infection better yeah that's what I'm sick with the flu and that just that knocks me out 100 percent perlite, so we can have two weeks and then this time it's I know it's a science infection I can actually feel it, you know and then when my immune system tries to fight something that affects my whole body my whole body starts to act like I've got a fever even when I don't, I have a fever so I get all the eggs in the pains and the that weird stuff so, and then I'm so susceptible to medicines like, so I started taking acetaminophen and ibuprofen because that's a really good mixture you know but then I'm so susceptible to medications that, yeah. Pastor Newms: [4:14] You at night for a while. Pastor Bill: [4:17] Well well I sleep in the nude right and. Pastor Newms: [4:19] It's too much information but thank you. Pastor Bill: [4:22] Well hold on hold on this morning I remember here in the puppy whining I remember looking out the window and seeing there were sunlight and I remember looking at my phone, 7:33 and then the next thing I knew I was sitting on the couch fully dressed and it was several hours later I had an unopened monster sitting next to me and I was holding the puppy and I was like, I think I took too much cinnamon often and ibuprofen because I have no idea how I got out here and and I don't remember putting on clothes. Pastor Newms: [4:53] Well at least. Pastor Bill: [4:54] I left her at least I put on clothes before I win. Pastor Newms: [4:56] Exactly exactly at least you did the right steps and you didn't just you know you do live in the country but. Pastor Bill: [5:05] That you have blood you have children. Pastor Newms: [5:07] Right so you don't want to be standing out on your porch with your grandma across the street waving just everything waving you know just. Pastor Bill: [5:18] So maybe I need a dial back up just just a bit on the administer this sort of benefit and ibuprofen mixture because because I'm pretty sure acceptable to, the case that didn't number. Pastor Newms: [5:41] There it is that box yep the Box you have no recollection of actually purchasing. Pastor Bill: [5:47] Box I have no red but you were there you remember it so I highly at least then at least there I have you know. Pastor Newms: [5:49] I do remember it I fully remember. Pastor Bill: [5:55] For evidence of what happens because you were there. Pastor Newms: [5:57] Let me show you this cool little shop that I go to that you've never been to and then next thing I know we're it's the next day and you're going we're just Box come from. Pastor Bill: [6:09] This is where I keep all the love notes my wife wrote me while we were dating. In that box right there. Pastor Newms: [6:21] Nope don't put it there then we can't see Jessie. Pastor Bill: [6:23] Your face is covering that whole part of my desk so they can't see Jesse anyway. Pastor Newms: [6:29] Oh yeah we'll still move it slightly over because I can't see Jesse thank you. Pastor Bill: [6:36] Move you can see Jesse. Pastor Newms: [6:39] Selfish but hey deal with it y'all. Pastor Bill: [6:44] I keep three pictures of people in my bedroom I keep Jesse my father-in-law I keep a picture of my grandmother right up there and I keep a picture of my mom over there and that's it that's all I got as far as pictures, anyway yeah so, how was your week pastor newms. Pastor Newms: [7:15] I worked for days and then part of the fifth day but we were technically close as a company. Pastor Bill: [7:26] Closed for Veterans Day. Well I can't play games right now, so there's that. Pastor Newms: [7:55] Do we have an ETA on your computer. Pastor Bill: [7:59] No they sent me a list of parts they wanted me to buy and then they're going to do the labor putting it all together but I have to go get the part. Pastor Newms: [8:11] Amazon is your friend. Pastor Bill: [8:14] Yeah they sent me a on links. Pastor Newms: [8:16] Or I could send you a different link to another company that can actually compare it's called PC part picker it's what we typically use. Pastor Bill: [8:24] Is he part picker. Pastor Newms: [8:37] Aspects and then I buy the parts and. Pastor Bill: [8:44] Imagine if your name was Peter Piper and you worked for a PC company called part picker. [9:00] So my week was you know this this nonsense. Pastor Newms: [9:04] Aha. Pastor Bill: [9:05] This infection nonsense the puppies doing great driving me nuts at night one to go out that's expected when you're housebreaking a puppy. Pastor Newms: [9:22] Better him waking you up than him not waking you up her her. Pastor Bill: [9:27] We've got it yeah her we've got her in this kennel and she doesn't absolutely hate it so that's good, during the day the other day it was the middle of the day and she wanted to go out and instead of going to the door and she hasn't quite figured that out yet she went to her kennel, and got into her kennel and started yapping and when I went over there she started doing Tippy Toe tippy toes, and I put the collar higher you know the thing on her we went outside and she went to use the restroom she she went to the kennel to let me know she needed to go outside so that was kind of funny. Pastor Newms: [10:04] That's fine so Kaiju you know all of her 60 found Pound gloriousness, everyone can be downstairs on the couch watching a TV both her mama's so my sister and my wife downstairs on the couch watching something she will come, upstairs and bark at me and it's like what do you need, and she has me go to the stairs and yelled down someone please let Kai out and she'll go out as opposed to just telling them so puppies are weird, I thought that would change when I moved my office upstairs because she used to do what my office was downstairs thought it would change it hasn't she still comes and tells. Pastor Bill: [10:55] It's like man I'm just gonna go find you. Pastor Newms: [10:57] Yeah, which is really funny she does the same thing when both me and her mom might my sister who we both had their lives upstairs and she will. Come into my office from the bedroom to tell me she needs to go out and it's like. Pastor Bill: [11:23] You're like you were just in the bedroom with a human being. Pastor Newms: [11:26] Yeah yeah why does daddy have to be the one yeah. Here we go my favorite segments. Pastor Bill: [11:42] You ready your favorite segments in the whole wide world. Pastor Newms: [11:44] With my most hated cards. Pastor Bill: [11:47] What's the cheesiest movie moment or line you can think of. [12:17] Question was what's the cheesiest movie moment or line you can think of. [12:42] So what pops into my head immediately you know without doing much searching or trying to think about it would be the anal but monkey from Bruce Almighty. Pastor Newms: [12:52] I do. Pastor Bill: [12:54] That's some super cheesy stuff right there. Pastor Newms: [12:56] I don't remember that. Pastor Bill: [12:58] You don't remember that. It's the gangsters and they're like we're going to mess you up bottle and he's like. Pastor Newms: [13:12] I don't know zadie says if you're a bird I'm a bird which I have no idea what that's from. Pastor Bill: [13:20] Me either. Pastor Newms: [13:21] Phoenix says you had me at hello that one is pretty cheesy oh it's from The Notebook that's a movie. [13:39] We don't need no badges from bigs that that works. Pastor Bill: [13:44] We don't need no stinking badges. Pastor Newms: [13:46] I can think of one and I'm just going to say part of it and it's just dingdong and that that's all I'm going to say like a doorbell ding dong. [14:07] That's that's that's a that's a something I don't know if that's cheesy yeah I can't think of anything real cheesy I'm not doing well thinking of cheesy. Pastor Bill: [14:20] Should we pull another car or. Pastor Newms: [14:22] I think we should. Pastor Bill: [14:27] Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life. Pastor Newms: [14:33] Tacos that's a stupid question. Pastor Bill: [14:36] Really tacos. Pastor Newms: [14:36] I don't like sushi it's uncooked most of. Pastor Bill: [14:40] I love sushi. Pastor Newms: [14:45] Now the thing about it it's a valid question because we're Sushi there's a lot of different kinds, so many and same with tacos there's a lot of different kinds of tacos and so with the sushi or the tacos you could have arguably not the same meal, every day even though it's all you can eat. Pastor Bill: [15:12] And technically you could have sushi Taco because Sushi is just a word that means with rice. Pastor Newms: [15:22] Yes senior poopy bottom there is cooked sushi, I haven't had any I am not a sushi person my daughter is a sushi person Biggs eats sushi. With there's a there's a place we go here where, Biggs share sushi with my daughter when we go there there's a Hibachi place that also does sushi pretty good so, but yeah that's um I'd say tacos though so would you actually say Sushi over tacos. Pastor Bill: [16:05] Yeah I would actually choose Sushi I guess I've had enough tacos in my life though and I would I would choose, unless unless it's just that Sushi they sell at Walmart from that really awful brand that warmer went with where The Rice literally tastes like cardboard. And then I guess I would choose tacos. Pastor newms walked away. Pastor Newms: [16:31] I'm sorry I had to I had to walk away for anyone to say a Blasphemous statement like, I've had too many tacos in my life I just I, I can't even fathom I've had too many tacos in my life I just I, I think I'm legitimately offended we've had full on arguments, on here about deep religious comments and the thing I think that has offended me the most is. Pastor Bill: [17:32] Is my statement about Taco intake. Pastor Newms: [17:35] I've had too many tacos, who we might have just lost the all of our viewers over that one I think everyone else has left us now because you've had too many tacos, no I'm just that's just it hurt but I get it. Pastor Bill: [17:57] Or maybe me. Pastor Newms: [17:59] I get it, I understand because I mean you've had a lot of tacos I get that it. Pastor Bill: [18:11] I mean I grew up in in Texas and there's a you know when you when you live in a small town where one of the only fast food options is a Taco Bell. Pastor Newms: [18:22] Those aren't tacos. Pastor Bill: [18:23] You eat there a lot just like us. Pastor Newms: [18:25] Those aren't tacos no those aren't tacos. Pastor Bill: [18:29] Okay let me let me let me reiterate the question. If you could only have Jack in the Box deep-fried tacos or sushi for the rest of your life. Pastor Newms: [18:42] Sushi cuz I won't eat Jack-in-the-Box deep-fried tacos. Pastor Bill: [18:45] Right that's nasty that ain't taco. Pastor Newms: [18:47] Well there are people who love those but know at that point I would have to force myself to eat sushi I don't like which here's the funny thing about sushi. Pastor Bill: [18:59] I don't know I don't understand how anybody it's Jack in the Box it's just dog food. Pastor Newms: [19:03] You got to be really high anyway the I mean they leaned into it when you have a meal called the Munchie Meal you just you know who your target audience is it's just one of. Pastor Bill: [19:16] Your target audiences. Pastor Newms: [19:17] So the thing about sushi that I don't like here's the really funny part everything is in sushi I like right. [19:29] But with sushi it's all touching and I don't like that necessarily. Pastor Bill: [19:36] It's all touching and Tacos as well. Pastor Newms: [19:38] That's the funny thing that I was going to step that's the that's the Paradox that I was just going to say is the reason I don't like sushi sits everything rolled up in it but I love burritos I love tacos, we're just contemplating whether or not we're going to make tamales for Christmas or not, you know and we were at the store today and zaidi was like should we make tamales this year and I'm like I think we should so we're probably going to make tamales this year for Christmas but. Pastor Bill: [20:09] But can we can we both agree that Chicago deep dish pizza is actually just marinara soup. Pastor Newms: [20:19] No Pastor Bill: [20:36] There's this video go to rat on Tick-Tock of a Chicago-style deep-dish being made and they cut it and they go to pick up the piece of pizza and all the marinara sauce just falls off into the pizza and they just have, thin piece of crust and some cheese and they're like oh that looks delicious that's amazing I love that and I was like, you need a spoon to eat that that is not pizza. Pastor Newms: [21:00] And that is not deep dish that is not deep dish, yeah that's not deep dish pizza either that no that's that's something else that's that's, yeah I think I think I think Biggs is going to start I think I actually heard him scream from across town and I think I heard my mother gasp from in the same household, as Biggs types that is not Chicago Pizza being. Pastor Bill: [21:33] Brother I'm a tick tock talking about this is the best Chicago deep dish pizza you can buy this is amazing I've been there and having it amazing. Pastor Newms: [21:41] Blasphemy, the internet disagreed with you so much you froze there for a second even the internet was like now we got to make him be quiet he's got a quit big says that's fake news. Pastor Bill: [21:56] Those fake that's fake news close. Pastor Newms: [22:01] There is a place that Biggs enjoyed in downtown Fort Worth. Pastor Bill: [22:12] Risen who knows yeah. [22:29] To wrap up season three we're looking back at season 3. Pastor Newms: [22:36] Oh not all the way back okay. Pastor Bill: [22:37] Not quite two years worth of content but. Pastor Newms: [22:40] No no it's over two years worth of content episode 14 season, three was in October of 2020. Pastor Bill: [23:07] Well newms picked his best his favorite episodes for the season and I was supposed to do the same thing but then this whole thing and I just slept so, so I went through his list and I picked out my for favorites from his list. Pastor Newms: [23:27] I was I only supposed to pick for. Pastor Bill: [23:29] No I didn't give you a number. I just that's what I picked out my favorite for. Pastor Newms: [23:35] All right do you want to talk about your favorite for first. Okay so let's go in order backwards what do you think where do you want to go in order for words. Pastor Bill: [23:47] I don't know what you mean by backwards or forwards because it depends on where you're starting from. Pastor Newms: [23:49] You want me to start with 91 or do you want me to start with one. Pastor Bill: [23:54] We should start with one. Pastor Newms: [23:55] Okay so episode one of season three I listed as my favorite because it's where we talked about Halloween now we've talked about Halloween several, we're short for Halloween twice in this series in this, but this one was one that you shared some of your Halloween Thoughts From the Past, and like like the reason why we exchange Halloween cards which is a really funny situation because when I say exchange Halloween cards what I mean is billiam sends me a Halloween card every year, except for this year which he did not mail me a Halloween card but I was in Texas and so I gave him a Halloween card not knowing. Pastor Bill: [24:41] Somewhere still the exchange of Halloween. Pastor Newms: [24:43] That he didn't get me one which is just humorous but one of the big, takeaways from that episode overall was to not be fearful of things that are not, understood or not known by you and those types of things and that was one of the big takeaways, what do you want to say about that episode. Pastor Bill: [25:17] No yeah the the the big takeaway there is absolutely right just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean you have to fear it you should be you should be grasping a hold of what you do understand, and as a Christian what you do understand is that the light has one God is one the darkness is lost, you should be embracing that instead of freaking out that oh my gosh I knew Hocus Pocus movie came out, and. Pastor Newms: [25:49] Let's just lean on the understanding that it wasn't as good as the first and. Pastor Bill: [25:54] Actually. Pastor Newms: [25:56] You did not enjoy it more. Pastor Bill: [25:59] Will you let me talk I understand what. Pastor Newms: [26:02] Taco comment earlier. Pastor Bill: [26:05] Sending me I understand what you're saying but my kids be eight year old and a three year old, had zero interest in Hocus Pocus after seeing hocus-pocus one but then when they saw hocus-pocus to they were like oh my gosh these are the best two movies ever and they wanted to re-watch hocus-pocus one and two and one and two, but it wasn't until I saw two that it really spoke to their worldview you know. Pastor Newms: [26:42] And we'll move on from there so the next one I picked was episode 13 episode 13 was entitled the Berean lifestyle and, I I loved the discussion that we had around the Brie and lifestyle because this is called the Berean Manifesto we talked about bereans a lot we've talked about the bereans a bunch, but in that episode we really dug into what that means, and those types of things and as Biggs just said on Twitch it did Leave It Wide Open for next year I'm pretty sure they're going to do a Disney Channel spin-off or something with the three new girls or something but that's fine, yeah I really that's what I think they're going to lead into a TV show and I'm okay but I loved the discussion that we had around the Brie and lifestyle and why we do it and what it truly means so yeah. Pastor Bill: [27:46] Awesome. Pastor Newms: [27:49] Okay so then episode go ahead. Pastor Bill: [27:54] It's really important to me the whole Berean lifestyle issue, you sleep it's the name of the whole podcast after it you know and so any time where we get to really just dive into well what does that mean and what are the implications and why do we choose that, it's really a good a good time a good time for me and a good time for me to express. [28:24] A lot of the way I see that life should be lived but then like we were talking about last week you know we're just kind of. [28:34] Preaching to the choir at this. Pastor Newms: [28:37] That we can talk about that in a minute but yeah I I was a little saddened in looking over the last year statistically, but we can talk about that later when we do wrap up at the end. Okay the next one, I skip to episode 39 so I skipped like half a year and it was called Progressive, quotation mark line quotation mark dot dot dot right and what we talked about in that episode was around the, the disc deconstruction movement things that we saw things that we knew and the fact that deconstruction overall isn't. Pastor Bill: [29:58] This is the first one of your list that I was like yes I that was one of my favorites and for two reasons there's this is one of my favorites for two reasons one is, well you were just saying you know it deconstruction is is actually to me an essential part, any Christians walk because, the defining factor that that makes you a Christian versus not a Christian, is that you believe in your heart and confess with your mouth. [30:38] And if you never actually do a deep dive into what it is that you're doing why it is that you're doing what it is that you actually believe, good how can you be sure that you actually believe or were you, coerced through emotion to recite a prayer, right so I have so many people that they grew up thinking oh yeah I'm a Christian I'm a Christian I think I go to church you know I serve in the church and then years later the look back and they'll go and never actually believed any of that. [31:18] I thought I did and I thought I was passionate about it or you'll get people to be like oh yeah I was a Believer but I'm not anymore, and that's just not how Christianity really works if you ever were truly convinced, then you can't be unconvinced it's once you understand the truth it is the truth that's how it works, and so there's that P and keep what important part there's you don't want to get to the end of your life thinking I'm a believer I'm going to go to heaven I'm going to live eternally with God how whatever your you know idea of the afterlife is, and then you get to judgment and and Jesus I never knew you, like Jesus said would happen with what some of those. [32:13] Pastors that would get there and we cast out demons in your name we healed the sick in your name is he's I never knew you, because it never actually believed you know you don't want to get there and have that moment, it'd be much better for you to understand that now and then perhaps there's a chance for you to find Salvation later and actually be convinced and have faith, and then that was that was number one is that an essential part of Christianity and then number two, is [32:48] One of the things we talked about was that Christianity is social justice, it's not that you know we we see a lot in the Evangelical culture about this well woke is the wrong way it's anti-christian well no, Christianity is social justice everything that Jesus did is defined as social justice everything that he commanded us to do, is social justice everything New Testament talks about that is the quintessential Christianity that is social justice, if you look around the world and you're seeing these social justice things happening and you're like I don't believe that that's communism whatever, you need to take a step back because Christianity is social justice and if you're using it as a tool for something else. [33:46] That's that's that's wrong that's not what Christianity is and so that's that's two reasons why I really like that episode. Pastor Newms: [33:57] So the next episode was episode 40 real far jump from 39. Pastor Bill: [34:06] So far. Pastor Newms: [34:07] And it was called defending the dot-dot-dot and the thing I loved about it was you know we're called to defend and sometimes that's making a whip because the story that we used was you know Jesus at the temple creating a whip and it wasn't because he was mad because, you know just because they had turned his father's Temple into you know, a den of capitalism but it was because they were taking advantage of people and that's truly, you know also part you know a huge part of that and that lends itself to that discussion we had before of you know in a lot of ways that Jesus was very much, for the people and taking advantage of people is bad. Pastor Bill: [35:05] Well the equivalent if you really want to you know brass tacks it the equivalent is, imagine you went to church one day and in the lobby there's table setup and there's people there that are there they have this sales pitch of, you bills bills got you down can't afford to pay your tithe this week just come take out a loan. Pastor Newms: [35:28] Open up this credit card. Pastor Bill: [35:30] Overall this credit card and pay your tithe on this credit card no problem small low interest fee it's fine don't worry about the interest you can handle it. Pastor Newms: [35:39] It really is. Pastor Bill: [35:41] This is the equivalent of what was going on and so it's like excuse me you're going to see what now, oh you want to participate in the building fund but you don't have any extra funds today no problem just take out a loan, we'll apply that money to the building fund and there you go you've participate in the building fund and you can just pay off the interest later it's a win-win we, we make me make a little bit of money off of loaning you money and you get to participate in the building fun it's great right. This is the idea of what was going on and that I think that would make me angry too. Pastor Newms: [36:20] I think it would make most people angry that doesn't make you angry I'm a little worried I won't be honest all right so then, episode 43 What Fear can teach us about faith which is pretty evident from the title fears not always bad it's how you respond, it does it for that one. Pastor Bill: [36:47] What's the same thing about bravery bravery is not the absence of fear, bravery is how you respond in the face of fear, instead of letting fear win well faith is not the absence of doubt it's not the absence of fear, faith is being surrounded by doubt and fear, and going you know what these doubts and these fears are just fuel for my faith and you know pushing forward with what you believe is real despite the lack of evidence for that or the evidence to the contrary, so yeah. [37:42] Really not it's really not because it doesn't it doesn't fit the narrative the Evangelical narrative you know that, you live and then you die and you only have the choice while you're living and. [38:01] It's hard to coerce people into being afraid of failing to find Salvation when they're alive if. You have to explain that there were a time when other people had a different option, and if this is all confusing you then you should go back and listen to me up so, but basically we talked about the where the New Testament talks about Jesus during that time after he died he goes to hell and he preaches the gospel to those that are in captive and she'll those who had died before, so that they have access to the Salvation as well it's a really good it's a really good concept I think because it, it answers this question you get a lot of people who ask well what about if Jesus is the only way to heaven of Jesus the only way to God, what about all those people that live before Jesus did they just are they just doomed to Hell forever and will that that answer is in the, it's there and to deny that part of the Fiat the basic theology that's in the Bible because we've talked about that the Bible is literally just basic theology, to deny that denies some of the questions that people have why did they make you laugh. Pastor Newms: [39:26] You remind me of a song and I don't remember what band it was I think I remember the band but I don't want to miss a the band and then have bigs and zadie yell at me but, the, basic instructions before leaving Earth solids for it's just basic instructions it's right there in the acronym and I want to say it was The Katinas this thing that, a hundred percent on that I was that's what I thought who was it. Pastor Bill: [40:00] Camera with the name of the band but it wasn't it wasn't The Katinas. Pastor Newms: [40:03] No okay I think I did that I think I did that once before and then had to look it up and realized who it was all right next one. Pastor Bill: [40:15] Who was it that thing. Pastor Newms: [40:16] Episode 71 casting lots and hanging thoughts so, and that's thoughts as in thoughty2 or all of those out there who are understand internet references, thoughts. Pastor Bill: [40:37] Burlap to Cashmere. Pastor Newms: [40:39] I'll Burlap to cashmere that's who it was thank you. That's just a great title it was a great title is very good on your part and, good discussion throughout that episode its parts that people don't talk about a lot its parts that you know casting lots is a very interesting thing, and so yeah it was it was an interesting one. Pastor Bill: [41:10] Casting lots being something that you still do. Pastor Newms: [41:13] I do I do that is true. Pastor Bill: [41:15] I do it from time to time. Pastor Newms: [41:17] I mean I do it with I do it right here I mean I've got I've got my dice tray right here I played D&D with it but these three I use, to help make decisions when I can't make a decision. Pastor Bill: [41:34] Yeah I mean when you flip a coin when you know when people flip a coin like should we go to Denny's or should be good IHOP let's flip a coin that's casting lots if you're casting lat. Pastor Newms: [41:45] My favorite time to use it, is should I do this or should I do that and it's always I don't use it for big decisions of course but I use it for things like should I take a nap or should I play video games should I watch this movie or should I take a nap should I, actually usually it's if I should take a nap or not should I do whatever the family wants me to do or should I take a nap it really is around my nap time let's I think like 90% of the time it's if I should take a nap or not, now that I start thinking about it. Pastor Bill: [42:21] Try to take a nap or not. [42:35] And as far as casting lots the the Old Testament law actually lays out casting lots as one of the ways to determine what God's will for something in, so it's not witchcraft is not Wizardry it's not you know whatever it's actually laid out, in the Old Testament as a way for the followers of the Lord to determine what is God's will for something. [43:08] All right, C3 p72. Pastor Newms: [43:11] 72 aren't they glands so, I wrote this it's not it doesn't have anything to do with what the actual conversation was about but I wrote the comment insults can be a good thing and it's not it's not what the, the thing was about at all, but I thought it was clever so that's what I wrote I like the conversation because it really showed, that that term when it's used in that verse it is an insult, like aren't these guys just fishermen aren't these guys just idiots aren't these guys just those guys that are uneducated like how are they talking like this how do they have this understanding the important part around that is of course that, it's the holy spirit so. Pastor Bill: [44:02] It's the same concept of, when Jesus went into the temple and it was his day to just speak and he, he chose a scroll and he read from Isaiah about, the time when the Lord would come to Open the Eyes of the Blind and open here's the death and to declare the year of the Lord, and the reaction of the crowd. [44:33] Wait isn't this the Carpenter's son how can you even read the scroll you know it's that same concept something something, Supernatural is happening that this idiot is able to do that, and so it's this moment of of when you're being underestimated and and it was it was at this, this point of the day of Pentecost and there there are speaking in all these languages of all these people, and then they're talking about these deep level Concepts and the the people like aren't these galileans it because they're hearing their accents, and in the in that episode you were you were talking about it's similar to saying like aren't these coal miners from that coal mining town aren't these fishermen from that fishing to like, these guys aren't supposed to be Rogue Scholars these guys are supposed to be idiots who were just good for, the rough-and-tumble jobs how are they saying these things. [45:52] Yeah that one day esta la biblioteca. Pastor Newms: [45:58] Yeah thank you that was another great point of that, episode now I'm a little confused, going into the next to because you said you have for that you really liked and you said this is my first one, we're down to two and you've never said this is what I also picked. Pastor Bill: [46:25] Sorry it was it was 3969. 71 and 72. Pastor Newms: [46:33] Okay okay I was like wait a second now so this is one of the things I put in my personal notes down here, of part of season 3 that I did not enjoy, which towards the end of season 3 I don't even remember how many episodes. [47:01] I was the big face and I was leading it, because Bill took a sabbatical and you can't trust it just by the image I thought about that but I think it's like one less than the image maybe maybe but, so these last two are ones that I actually LED that that I picked episode 87, reasons Christians should not celebrate birthdays and the reason why this was brought up is because I hate my birthday, I hate celebrating my birthday I don't like celebrating Christmas I don't like getting gifts I don't think we should celebrate holidays because I don't like, I love giving people gifts I love giving people at you know I don't like receiving so I don't think we should celebrate birthdays because of that, now of course that's crazy you should listen to episode it's funny but the reason I picked it was because it's talking about, why we should speak on things even if we don't like it like the idea came to me because I was upset that we are celebrating my birthday, or about to I can't remember which side it was on. [48:24] And I was like I don't want to do this I should talk about that let me find biblically I know there sects of Christianity that don't celebrate birthdays let me find Y and let me disprove the fact that we shouldn't do this and of course, isn't valid scriptural evidence for it so, I didn't win the argument but that's the point is as people who are, studying to have the conversations. [49:00] We can't just talk about we want sometimes we've talked about hard topics that we don't enjoy because they're hard topics and that's why I brought that one up. [49:12] And then episode 91 which was is salvation the end goal, and that was a good conversation I think discipleship is extremely important and so often as Bill alluded to earlier, certain churches have pushed The Narrative of salvations the most important thing. [49:54] And it is super important but we're not, commanded the Great Commission is not go get people saved it's Go Make Disciples we should be discipling and so often we lose that in your big, congregation style churches where, not all of course not all there are deer churches out there that have discipleship programs in small groups and are doing it correctly but there is a lot especially in the, 90s and hearts that were just pushing for salvation numbers and, that doesn't help build the kingdom it just builds people that sometimes then go and deconstruct because they wasn't actual belief there to begin with. [50:45] And so those were my episodes that I chose that I liked a lot from, the last 100 episodes in season 3 also I wrote it was a very very long two years if you think about where we were in October of 2022 now. Oh my gosh there's so much difference between those two time periods. Pastor Bill: [51:12] Happened in that. Pastor Newms: [51:13] Um so much so much has happened in those two years. To your punk so it's it's twice one is the celebration of the king that took John the Baptist head. It was during that celebration that they took John the Baptist head because he was like I'm in a good mood and his, daughter nice someone I don't have the scriptures pulled so I don't want to miss say it, female relative was like you should give me John the Baptist head because you're in a good mood and he was like yeah let's do it. Pastor Bill: [52:13] Niece / stepdaughter. Pastor Newms: [52:16] Yes there you go and the other one is one of the Pharaohs, back in somewhere there's a discussion of a Pharaoh's birthday I don't remember where or, when but those are the two only and so because of that because of that some people say you shouldn't celebrate your birthday and in certain Jewish cultures, certain you know depending on which sect of Judaism they don't. Pastor Bill: [52:48] Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate birthdays. Pastor Newms: [52:51] Do not either that is correct. Pastor Bill: [52:53] I believe the Greek Orthodox don't celebrate birthdays. [53:06] But they do make great Gyros. Pastor Newms: [53:08] Yes I do miss the Greek festival. Pastor Bill: [53:16] Yeah but there's a lot of pagan stuff tied up in birthdays, the round cake and the candles being worship of Artemis the blowing out the candles and what. Is that where you get sheet cake instead of round. Pastor Newms: [53:35] I said I used a square sheet cake. Pastor Bill: [53:38] Yeah the blowing out the candles and make a wish the the smoke is supposed to carry your wish up to Artemis so she can grant your wish there's all these all these. Pastor Newms: [53:47] That's just in sanitary. Pastor Bill: [53:49] Pagan things that right my last birthday you know because we're in the height of pandemic not my last breath the breath for that, they lit the candles and I was like bring the cake out and they were like no don't blow on it was like I'm not going to blow on it and they were like what do you want us to light the candles like someone put the candles out well no not you can't blow it I'm not gonna blow on it so they got close and I did a Thunderclap, and it's all the candles went out it was great you know I was like Hulk smash Thunderclap. Pastor Newms: [54:22] Nice all right so what else. Pastor Bill: [54:27] All right what would seven parody. Pastor Newms: [54:30] What else do you want to discuss in episode 100 episode 100. Pastor Bill: [54:37] We're good next week we next week know the 300 technically but yeah next week we were going to hit season 4 episode 1, so that'll be that'll be good we're gonna we're actually going to spend, most if not all of that episode in Genesis 1:1 so that'll be fun, and so we'll talk we'll talk a little bit about, Genesis as a whole and then we'll be focusing on in on Genesis 1:1 and then we'll kind of see where we go from there for the rest of the season I don't know I doubt we'll be doing an exegesis from Genesis 11 through all of scripture, so we're definitely going to talk about. Pastor Newms: [55:37] That would take more than 100 episodes I think so. Pastor Bill: [55:38] More than more than a season yeah but we're just going to start it in 11 and and so yeah it'll be a good time this podcast comes out. [56:00] If you were gonna do the big odds we would talk about things of notes that each name did and then he named that didn't do anything of note we would definitely skip those, it'd be like yeah that guy didn't do anything so we're gonna skip that name, it was just a rung in the ladder all right this podcast comes out on Wednesday nights at 7 p.m. anywhere that you get your podcasts why are you laughing pastor newms. Pastor Newms: [56:28] So last week I was supposed to put it out but they were they had maintenance on Monday on Sunday night remember I was. Pastor Bill: [56:36] I'll see you did that. Pastor Newms: [56:38] So I didn't so it went out Thursday morning at like 9:15 in the morning when I realized I didn't put it out sorry so it made me giggle my bad. Pastor Bill: [56:50] And then earlier today you were like did I never put out City theology part 3. Pastor Newms: [56:55] I didn't it doesn't look like I put it out anywhere. Pastor Bill: [56:57] That's funny. Pastor Newms: [57:00] Which was one I didn't want to record so I must have been in a bad mood when we finished because it. Pastor Bill: [57:07] So this podcast when we remember to push it out live comes out on, round about Wednesday sometimes Thursday or Friday or Saturday sometimes Sunday right before we record the next live episode or sometimes never depending on how lazy were, so just follow us somewhere where you get Podcast you'll get notified when we get around to dropping an episode, or you could join us on Sunday evenings when we sometimes go live because sometimes we don't if we're feeling sick sicker than I am right now we're having like a family holiday like Halloween you know. [57:52] Our app Grayson asked why does your app stay gone fishing I thought that's what he posted the occlusion House app has been defunct for at least two years bro. Pastor Newms: [58:02] I'm not sure how you found it. Pastor Bill: [58:05] He probably still had it downloaded from back in the day. Yeah alright so join us live on Sunday evenings at 6:30 p.m. Central Standard Time you can go to EKK.house to find out which twitch what Facebook and which YouTube, oui are live on those accounts, and we would we would love to have you here participating in the chat you heard us talking back and forth to some people in the chat when we first started, the whole point of the chat is so that people can interact while we're having the theological discussions being very in and what not, so join us live and we would love to have you here in our virtual Studio I'm in Texas Pastor newms is in Tennessee, and yeah we'd love to be face-to-face and serving food again like we used to in the past that is not the season we're in, just serving spiritual food. Who wants spiritual seconds that's not how the. [59:27] Could I guess I would be a could be hearing and you could be there eating on. Pastor Newms: [59:31] We both shove our faces right before we start. Pastor Bill: [59:34] You wanted you wanted to do that when we were going when we were going to straight video you were like me and Tina can be at our table eating and you could be eating where you are and I was like let's let's not, eat on camera in front of people that's not, the same thing as here have some food on the church that's more like you don't have food haha we do, um so yeah, all right so we love you guys and we hope you have a great. Pastor Newms: [1:00:12] Chipper stay safe out there. Pastor Bill: [1:00:17] Pastor newms just had a small focal seizure and until next time.
Welcome to the TOEFL with Andrea podcast where I help you earn your dream score on the TOEFL. Today's lesson, like every Tuesday, is a tongue twister lesson. Focusing on your pronunciation is critical for success in the speaking section of the TOEFL.Today we'll practice and learn about the sounds needed to do the "Peter Piper" tongue twister.This lesson is will improve your pronunciation skills. Speaking clearly is critical for success on the TOEFL... that's why I'm giving you my world-renowned Clear English Pronunciation video course for free when you purchase the TOEFL video course. Over 2,000 students from 104 countries have improved their English speaking with my Clear English Pronunciation course and you can too... for FREE when you purchase my TOEFL preparation course. Simply visit StudyWithAndrea.com/CLEAR to learn more.Happy learning, AndreaSupport the show
Welcome to the TOEFL with Andrea podcast where I help you earn your dream score on the TOEFL. Today's lesson, like every Tuesday, is a tongue twister lesson. Focusing on your pronunciation is critical for success in the speaking section of the TOEFL.Today we'll practice and learn about the sounds needed to do the "Peter Piper" tongue twister.This lesson is will improve your pronunciation skills. Speaking clearly is critical for success on the TOEFL... that's why I'm giving you my world-renowned Clear English Pronunciation video course for free when you purchase the TOEFL video course. Over 2,000 students from 104 countries have improved their English speaking with my Clear English Pronunciation course and you can too... for FREE when you purchase my TOEFL preparation course. Simply visit StudyWithAndrea.com/CLEAR to learn more.Happy learning, AndreaSupport the show
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I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you. I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you. Hi, everybody! I am Georgiana, your English teacher and founder of SpeakEnglishPodcast.com. My mission is to help you speak English fluently. Speaking English is way easier than it seems! You just have to use the right material and techniques. In this episode, you'll learn some new tongue twisters in English to help you with your English pronunciation. And with a mini-story, you will improve your fluency. A mini-story is very simple but very powerful. I ask easy questions on purpose so that you can simulate a conversation. It's like talking with another person in English. Before we get started, go to my website SpeakEnglishPodcast.com to get the transcript. It's free! Ok. Let's start! So, do you remember what a tongue twister is? It can be a difficult phrase that we say quickly, usually because of a sequence of almost similar sounds. For example, “Peter Piper picked a pickle of pickled peppers.” Many people use tongue twisters to speak clearly, including actors, politicians, etc. These allow you to practice pronunciation and agility when it comes to producing sounds in English. So today, we are going to practice English pronunciation with new tongue twisters. Are you ready? Let's go! I will start saying each tongue twister slowly, and then I'll go faster. At first, they may seem very difficult, so make sure you have the text in front of you to be able to follow it better. Ok. So, I will say it very slowly: 1. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. Are you ready to speed it up? (Say it faster.) I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. Ok. Even faster! I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen. I hope you're having fun. Let's continue! 2) I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you. Ok. Now I'm gonna speed it up! (say it faster.) I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you. Ok. Even faster! I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you. 3) A big black bug snoozed on a big black rug. Ok. Say it faster! A big black bug snoozed on a big black rug. Even faster! A big black bug snoozed on a big black rug. 4) Thin sticks, thick bricks. Ok. Say it faster! Thin sticks, thick bricks. Even faster! Thin sticks, thick bricks. 5) Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Say it faster! Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Even faster! Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread. Ok, that's it for now; I really hope you're having fun practicing your English pronunciation, but before we continue… I want you to learn English 3 times faster, and that's why I created a video course. Visit: SpeakEnglishPodcast.com and get my video course for FREE!
Speak English Now Podcast: Learn English | Speak English without grammar.
Today we are going to do an accent reduction exercise with some fun tongue twisters in English. To be specific, we will practice the S sound. And with the help of a mini-story, you will improve your English fluency. A mini-story is very simple but very powerful. Here's how it works: I ask easy questions deliberately so that you can simulate a conversation. It's almost like talking to another person in English. Hi, everybody! I am Georgiana, your English teacher and founder of SpeakEnglishPodcast.com. My mission is to help you speak English fluently. Do you know how you can help me? You can share the podcast with your friends and family. Tell them to go to SpeakEnglishPodcast.com and get my free mini-course. That would mean a lot to me. Thanks. Oh, by the way, remember that you can check out the transcript on my website: speakenglishpodcast.com/podcast Ok, let's start! Do you remember what a tongue twister is? It can be a difficult phrase that we say quickly, usually because of a sequence of almost similar sounds. For example, "Peter Piper picked a pickle of pickled peppers." Many people use tongue twisters to speak clearly, including actors, politicians, etc. These allow you to practice pronunciation and agility when it comes to producing sounds in English. And for language learners, tongue twisters are very useful to use as accent reduction exercises. So today, we are going to practice English pronunciation with new tongue twisters. Are you ready? Let's go! I will start saying each tongue twister slowly, and then I will go faster. At first, they may seem very difficult, so make sure you have the text in front of you to be able to follow it better. Ok. So, I will say it very slowly: 1. I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. Are you ready to speed it up? (Say it faster.) I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. Ok. Even faster! I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau. I hope you're having fun. Let's continue! 2) Santa's Short Suit Shrunk. Ok. Now I'm gonna speed it up! (say it faster.) Santa's Short Suit Shrunk. Ok. Even faster! Santa's Short Suit Shrunk. 3) You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss for asparagus. Ok. Say it faster! You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss for asparagus. Even faster! You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss for asparagus. 4) Thin sticks, thick bricks. Ok. Say it faster! Thin sticks, thick bricks. Can you say it faster? Thin sticks, thick bricks. 5) Systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister. Can you say it faster? Systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister. Even faster! Systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister. Ok, I know that was hard. But that's it for now; I really hope you're having fun practicing your English pronunciation, but before we continue… If you want to know how to speak English using the proper techniques, visit SpeakEnglishPodcast.com and subscribe to my mailing list. I will send you my video course for free. So you can learn how to speak English fluently once and for all! Get the transcript on my website: SpeakEnglishPodcast.com/podcast
Melbourne, Australia, 1988. Peter Piper is a talented young engineer, an average man leading a busy but ordinary life until the day his world turns upside down. He and his girlfriend Angela are kidnapped, police are gunned down and a venerated and prominent public figure is assassinated. Amidst the catastrophe, and against the odds, Peter escapes, trying desperately to save Angela, aided by the one police officer he can trust . The more they dig, the more they realise this is no ordinary kidnapping, but merely the iceberg's tip. There is an international conspiracy of unfathomable proportions. Are the protagonists allies or enemies: ASIO, CIA, the defence forces and the mafia. Who can be trusted? Democracies are fragile; will Australia's fall? Spanning oceans and crossing countries, this is a high-octane, adrenalin-pumping thriller about power-broking and deception, murder and detection, violence and seduction – and the personal growth of a man.
On this weeks episode of The Gay Guy and His Hag its another Zoom episode because the Hag had a very busy week. The Hag introduces us to a DR. Phil video making its rounds on Tiki's Tok and Socials claiming the girl is Amber Heard's sister. Well Tik Tok definitely fooled The Hag and The Gay Guy but unfortunately it is not Amber Heard's sister. We did not know until after recording and editing that it was a fake. But the clip is a real episode from Dr. Phil and the girl is YouTuber Mya Tessi West AKA Playmatetessi. Guys she's delusional and insane!! We will clear up the mistake on the next episode. The Gay Guy received an email from Burger King saying Thank You for your Order, but it was blank! Well he wasn't the only one apparently Burger King had a glitch and sent out tons of blank email receipts! Champagne Grapes, Vodka Gummy Bears, The Gay Guy getting followed and yelled at for pulling into his own parking garage by neighbor, The Hag watching a homeless guy sleep in a booth at a Peter Piper Pizza, and The Gay Guy walking in on a naked homeless guy giving himself a whores bath a t a Target. Find out all about these when The Gay Guy and His Hag go off script!! Are you in the market for new lipgloss?? Well Applebee's and Winky Lux has you covered with Applebee's New Chicken Wing Sauce Flavored Lipgloss called Saucy Glosses. There is 4 different flavors from Applebee's 4 most popular Wing Sauce Flavors, find out what they are and where you can buy them!! Will a gavel get thrown in Judgement Zone??? Odds are YES it will. Then put on your Boll and Branch Lap Blanket & house shoes to slip on down to Hag Corner to see which inner Hag you are.
Are personas too popular? In this edition of The Kula Ring, Jeff and Carman examine the evolution of buyer personas and their usefulness to B2B manufacturers. How helpful are they anyway? How could they be better? What other approaches might manufacturing marketers use instead? All this and more in Episode 197. We think you're going to love it.
2022.07.09 – 0555 – Mic Muck-Ups Solved!: Popping PsPlosives (or: ‘pops')This is the name for the small blast of air that hits the microphone when someone says words starting with the letter ‘p'. Put your hand in front of your mouth and say: “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers / A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked” or “Peter Rabbit's burrow”. Microphones are sensitive to these sounds in a similar way and the rush of air can cause a distortion of the sounds to the listener either live or on a recording. (You'll remember we looked at plosives and how they are formed way back, in the section on diction.)It is difficult to fix this kind of distortion in a recording, but you could try reducing the level of that millisecond, removing it altogether or (like several of these problems) running that section of audio through an audio production program such as https://www.izotope.com/ You can cut the chances of this happening in the first place by: · Wear headphones so you know it is happening and you can take steps to stop it· Saying such sounds a little more softly· Backing away from the microphone· Turning the microphone at an angle so you are not speaking directly into it · And having a ‘pop shield' in front of the mic - whether one of gauze attached to the outside of the mic, or foam slipped over the mic's head. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Let me introduce you to Peter Piper, Pete for short. He's my ego and I recently learned about him and the power he had over me, but now I send him to the moon so he can make moon cookies and dance in the darkness under the stars when I don't need him around. Your ego wants to keep you playing small, it's the relentless critic inside of you. Once you can tame your ego their are limitless opportunities. Observe your egoic self, but do not engage with your egoic self. 3 ways to overcome the egoic self : 1. beginners mindset 2. meditation 3. focus on effort not outcome
In this very insecure episode of the STAB! show, your dum dum of a host Jesse Jones welcomes a panel of not smarts in Christy Farley, Dylan Thomas Fox & Cory Barringer to share their three takes on LIFE, pick-up lines to and from pigs in a blanket, a picket line, & Peter Piper, recipes … Continue reading »
We didn't simply pick one pen this episode, we picked five each. Brad and Myke updated listeners on the current Top 5 Fountain pens, and Brad went further, detailing plans for the start of his 100 pens project.
We didn't simply pick one pen this episode, we picked five each. Brad and Myke updated listeners on the current Top 5 Fountain pens, and Brad went further, detailing plans for the start of his 100 pens project.
Cold Read: https://discord.gg/c3jagscRVb Deadeye Kid: http://www.19nocturneboulevard.net/all_show_pages/deadeye%20kid/DeadeyeKidmain.htm THE NAKED TRUTH B&B Investigations returns, and this time Paul and Donna have been hired by the personal assistant to Mr. Emperor (of Emperor Pictures), himself. (For case #1, check out Cry Wolf) Cast List Paul Bette - Joel Harvey Donna Bella - Julie Hoverson Captain Oftheguard - Reynaud LeBoeuf Willard - Barry Northern (Cast Macabre) Tom - Justin Charles (1st Draft Productions) Dick - Big Anklevitch (Dunesteef Audio Magazine) Herbie Taylor - Glen Hallstrom Goldy Taylor - Crystal Thomson Mr. Emperor - Rish Outfield (Dunesteef Audio Magazine) Sherry - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard (Gypsy Audio) Shop Steward - Scott Pigg Argus - J. Christopher Dunn Soda Jerk - Mike Campbell Music by Somewhere Off Jazz Street and Incompetech.com Editing and Sound: Julie Hoverson Cover Design: Brett Coulstock "What kind of a place is it? Why it's private investigator's office, can't you tell?" *********************************************** THE NAKED TRUTH Cast: Olivia Paul Bette Donna Bella Captain Oftheguard Willard Goldy Taylor Herbie Taylor Tom, Dick Mr. Emperor Sherry Shop steward Argus Soda Jerk OLIVIA Did you have any trouble finding it? What do you mean, what kind of a place is it? Why, it's a private detective's office, can't you tell? MUSIC 1_EMPLOYEE SOUND OFFICE SOUND DOOR UNLOCKS, OPENS PAUL Right this way, sir. Sorry to have kept you waiting. SOUND STEPS, DOOR WILLARD As one of Mr. Emperor's personal assistants, I am not used to-- PAUL Of course not. Please, step into my office and have a seat. I'll get you some coffee? WILLARD Don't you have staff for that? PAUL This is pretty much a two-person office... WILLARD Well, where's your assistant? PAUL She's-- SOUND OUTER DOOR OPENS, STEPS BREEZE IN DONNA Paul? You're here early. WILLARD Speak of the devil? PAUL Hold on just one moment. SOUND STEPS, DOOR SHUTS PAUL Shh. There's a client. DONNA Oh? Great! PAUL Well, I think he thinks that-- WILLARD [behind wall, raised voice] Mr. Emperor would never put up with tardiness in his employees. DONNA [burning] Employees? PAUL I didn't say anything, he just assumed. DONNA What? PAUL Don't get worked up - you know, this is the biz, sweetheart. DONNA What? PAUL The client is always right. Humor him, and we'll have a plum job - he's a personal assistant to Mr. Emperor. DONNA [big payoff] WHA--? [then, back to normal suddenly] Of Emperor film studios? Ooh! WILLARD [raised, through door] I'm still waiting for my coffee! 2_VO_FEMALE MUSIC FOR VOICEOVER PAUL The sad fact of detective work - it's just not a job you expect to find a female in, and people have a hard time accepting that my partner in the firm of B&B Investigations - and in fact one of said B's on the door - DONNA The smarter B. PAUL Don't be snippy. It's really not my fault. DONNA [sigh] I know. PAUL Is Donna Bella, my partner. DONNA It grates that so many men just don't seem to feel like women - particulary pretty women-- PAUL Or beauties. DONNA Me? Oh, silly! They don't feel that we can be more than princesses, secretaries, sorceresses, social climbers, or damsels in distress. Sure, some women make it to prominence for their brains, and then every pair of pants around says "wow, ain't she unusual?" and we gals suffer in silence. PAUL [hinting] On the other hand, it makes for a good cover - flying way under the radar - to be able to watch goings-on and take notes. DONNA [reluctant] True. PAUL Feeling any better? DONNA A bit. I guess. PAUL I probably should... talk to the client? DONNA Go on ahead. I'll muse a moment longer. PAUL [careful] Would you... bring us coffee when you're done? [quickly] I mean, let him think that you're-- DONNA Yeah, yeah. I'll give you the one without. PAUL Without what? DONNA [dark] I have't decided yet. PAUL [goes off, chuckling] DONNA The only thing that makes this job bearable - apart from the whole thrill of the chase, which is fun - is my partner, Paul Bette. Big brute that he is, he never underestimates me. I think he regards me as a little brother in a dress, which ain't a real pretty picture - you should see his little brother. Sometimes, I wish he did see me as a woman - in a dress - and treat me like one. Ah, forget it. MUSIC CUTS OUT 3_CHICORY SOUND DOOR OPENS DONNA [way too perky] Two coffees! WILLARD And about time. PAUL [sigh] I explained to you about the errend I sent her on-- WILLARD Yes, yes of course. But-- PAUL And this office doesn't exactly put me in Mr. Emperor's class for choice of-- WILLARD [accepting] Ah, well. [sips, smacks lips] Interesting flavor. PAUL [worried] What is it? DONNA [daggers] Chicory. WILLARD Hmm. Yes. Amusing. PAUL Can we get down to business? DONNA Do you need me to stay? WILLARD Doesn't she take shorthand or something? PAUL She does, but [overriding her] she does it out at her desk, over the intercom. Less distracting that way. DONNA [huffs as she leaves] SOUND TAPS OF HER FEET, DOOR SHUTS WILLARD [confidential] If you plan to keep that one around for... looks, you simply must find an ugly one to do the work. PAUL Not a bad idea. Though a bit sexist. WILLARD I am in the film business. PAUL Ah. Now what is the nature of your problem? WILLARD You are familiar with the prestigious filmography of Mr. Emperor? PAUL Golden idols, plaques, every movie a winner. Of course. WILLARD [coughs delicately] Almost every movie a winner. PAUL [knowing] Oh, yes. But still an impressive reputation. WILLARD And not one to be trifled with. Unfortunately, my master also suffers from a terrible case of ...hubris. PAUL Shouldn't he see a doctor? WILLARD [dry] Funny. No, it's only-- [sighs, trying to find the right word] PAUL Be blunt, this is all confidential. WILLARD [resigned sigh] It's his ego. It has simply swollen so large he can no longer see past it. PAUL [confused] And you want me to help with that? WILLARD No, no, it's the consequences which disturb me. I just don't know where to start... PAUL The beginning is usually a good bet. WILLARD Six months ago, a consortium of ...people found their way into Mr. Emperor's social sphere... MUSIC FOR VOICEOVER 4_VO_RODOMONTADE DONNA Goodness, what a mouth. He must have it embroidered on his underwear somewhere - "thou shalt not utilize a single clear and plain word when ten or a dozen fancy choices will do the trick." I was hard put not to fall asleep right on the intercom. And what did it all boil down to? He suspected a couple of scam artists of lining his boss up for a sting. But could he just cut to the point and say that? Indubitably in the negative. PAUL The details were interesting but not conclusive. DONNA There were actual details in there? PAUL Yes. This trio had wormed their way into emperor's inner circle, and pitched him on a movie they wanted to make. He thought it sounded like a winner, didn't run it past anyone, and didn't even stop to read the script - just trusted his instinct that they would be "the next big thing." He set them up in a closed soundstage, and handed them a check. Since then, they've been needing more and more money for all those ...things movies have-- DONNA Actors, costumes, sets, props, film-- PAUL Yeah, but there's no proof they've ever spent a dime of it. They've made a big deal of auditioning a bunch of hopefuls-- DONNA Mostly by letting themselves be wined and dined by all the big names. Or worse. PAUL And no one even knows if this movie is actually being made. DONNA And Mr. Emperor doesn't suspect anything? PAUL I dunno. Willard seemed to think his boss might be beginning to suspect something, but he's got so much invested in the damn project, he can't step away. His whole ego and reputation - both more monumental than his wallet - are so tied up in this. He's never had a flop before-- DONNA Well, there was the one. PAUL Right - he mentioned something like that. What's the deal? DONNA A silly little flick called Gone with the Wind - ever see it? PAUL Nope. DONNA Well, neither did anyone else. Who'd ever buy a story of three pigs and a wolf anyway? MUSIC NOT QUITE A "WAH-WAH-WAH" 5_OFTHEGUARD SOUND MUSIC IS INTERRUPTED BY A PHONE RINGING DONNA Should I get that, [snotty] "Mister Bette"? PAUL Would you? DONNA [sullen] Fine. SOUND PHONE SNATCHED UP DONNA [too sultry] B&B Investigations. How may I direct your call, to B or B? OFTHEGUARD [on the phone] Donna? What's got into you? DONNA Oh, Captain Oftheguard! [hah!] I'm just covering the front while we decide on hiring a new secretary. PAUL A new secretary--? DONNA Our last one...um... won a bundle of dough in a radio contest and ran off to Barbados. Who'd'a thunk that being able to name all the dancing princesses-- OFTHEGUARD Cut the malarkey, Donna. Is Bette there? I need to speak to him. DONNA Yes. Of course. OFTHEGUARD [pointed] Alone. DONNA [to Paul] Everyone wants you today. SOUND SLAMS THE RECEIVER ONTO THE TABLE DONNA I'll just go... buy some shoes or some other feminine pursuit. SOUND SHE LEAVES - FEET, RUSTLE PAUL Donna? What--? SOUND DOOR SLAMS SOUND VOICE ON THE PHONE, VERY SMALL AND DISTORTED PAUL Damn. [growl] SOUND SNATCHES UP THE PHONE PAUL [still a growl] What? OFTHEGUARD What brownie crawled in your shoe? MUSIC IN DONNA I left them to their little boy games and decided to do the one thing Paul would never think of. Or approve of. PAUL [distant] Huh? What? DONNA See you in the movies, babe. PAUL [getting closer] Movies? What movies? MUSIC OUT PAUL [echoey] Donna? OFTHEGUARD No, it's Oftheguard. Ain't Donna with you? PAUL She just stormed out of here. OFTHEGUARD That girl has a temper. Anyway, I wanted to discuss her birthday. PAUL Birthday? What? OFTHEGUARD Didn't you know? It's Friday night, and I was wondering what kind of arrangements you mighta made. PAUL Oh. We've been really busy here-- [still wondering] Movies? OFTHEGUARD What? PAUL Nothing. [back on point] Friday. Birthday. Arrangements. Right. MUSIC IN 6_AUDITION DONNA [quiet] I stood outside the studio where the fancy schmancy new movie was supposedly being filmed - a huge building out on the docks with no windows and only one door. MUSIC OUT AMB PIER SOUND DOORBELL BUZZER TOM [on intercom] Sorry! Ain't hiring today. Closed set. DONNA [breathy, sexy] Oh, please! I just came in on a bus from Punkinville, and want so badly to be in moving pictures! TOM Step up to the peephole - there on the left. Saaaaaay. You're a real beaut, ain'tcha? DONNA It has been said. Back home in Peter Piper Iowa, I was the beauty queen! TOM I thought you said you were from Punkinville. DONNA [thinking madly] Oh... I-- [drops voice] Punkinville is the bad side of Peter Piper. TOM Why don't you come on in? [lecherous] I might be able to squeeze in a screen test. SOUND BUZZ, DOOR OPENS DONNA [deep breath] Thank you ever so. [muttered] Just be careful what you're squeezing. SOUND WALKS INTO ECHOEY SPACE 7_EXIT STAGE LEFT MUSIC IN PAUL I had no idea where Donna had got to, after our little dustup that morning. And I was skeptical about Oftheguard's ideas for a party. SOUND CAR SNEAKS IN PAUL Seemed pretty frivolous for a captain of his standing, but he was also an old friend of Donna's. I decided to cut right to the chase and go to the studio. SOUND CAR BRAKES, SOUND OF PIER PAUL Work can usually take my mind off of-- SOUND DOOR BEING SLAMMED OPEN, BODY FALLING OUT TOM Whoooooah! [being tossed out] PAUL I realized Donna had beaten me to the punch. SOUND CAR DOOR OPENS PAUL [gasp, startled] SOUND DONNA GETTING IN DONNA I don't want to talk about it. PAUL What's in there? DONNA I didn't get a chance to see much. PAUL What happened? SOUND SNAP FINGERS MUSIC IN SUDDENLY DONNA I didn't want to talk about it, but he just couldn't seem to take a hint. PAUL Got it. Fine. DONNA Since I hadn't seen more than ten feet into the building - MOST of that being hallway, it wouldn't do ANY good to hash it over anyway. PAUL I've got it. Seriously. DONNA And all because I would not could not on a couch-- PAUL He offered you breakfast? DONNA Just drop it! MUSIC OUT 8_BACK TO OFFICE SOUND MOMENT OF SILENCE, CAR STARTS PAUL We need to find a way in. DONNA [almost steaming again] Oh? PAUL I'm thinking a little piecework. DONNA [more] OH? PAUL All it would take is a little pounding, drilling. In and out. Simple. DONNA [furious] OOOOH? PAUL [noticing her anger] uh, do you have a problem with me doing some construction work? DONNA Oh! PAUL What did you think I meant? DONNA Nothing! MUSIC IN PAUL No, really. DONNA I want to go back to the office. We do have some bleach there, don't we? PAUL [narrating] Back at the office, the phone was ringing. SOUND QUICK STEPS, PICK UP PHONE PAUL Hello? WILLARD Hello? PAUL Yes, can I help you? WILLARD Is there anyone there? PAUL What? DONNA The music! SOUND SNAP FINGERS MUSIC OUT 9_PHONE PAUL Right. WILLARD Ah, I was wondering. I have been phoning for simply ages. Where's your assistant been? DONNA [dark] I've been to the palace to see the queen. PAUL [to her, covering handset] No need for that! [back to the phone] What did you need? DONNA [walking away] And pussycat pussycat, what'd you do there? PAUL [muttered aside] pattycake or not, it's dang sexy when she speaks foreign. DONNA [almost gone, loud] I'm getting ready to kick what he puts in a chair! SOUND DOOR SLAMS PAUL [interested] Oooh! [back to the phone] Sorry about that. Employee relations. WILLARD You're not relating to her on MY time, are you? PAUL [growling] Anything on YOUR time will turn up on an expense account, bub. Now, what were you calling about? WILLARD [grumbling] You still need a secretary for the real work. [up] Mr. Emperor has finally nailed them down on a debut - Friday night at Grimm's Chinese theater - and we have to DO something before then! If this is another bomb, he will be ruined! PAUL We're on it. WILLARD as long as you're not both on it at the same time, I'll be happy. Goodbye! PAUL [GROWLS] Music! MUSIC COMES IN, BUT DOOR OF OFFICE OPENS A1_GOLDY GOLDY Hello? MUSIC CUTS OUT PAUL Uh, what? GOLDY You're looking for a secretary. PAUL I'm - what? GOLDY [long suffering sigh] Look, I don't mind working for chump change, or even schlepping for a brute like you - no offense-- PAUL None taken. GOLDY But I do try to work for folks who get some vocabulary. I learned. Had a job once taking dictation from this big black bird. Couldn't say nothing but-- PAUL Nevermind. I'm just surprised. We haven't actually advertised yet. GOLDY Oh, sorry! I spoke with-- [deliberately trails off] PAUL Donna? GOLDY Is she here? PAUL [yes] She's in her office. GOLDY Then no, not her. This was a... [thinks] ...a client. PAUL Oh, Mr. Emperor's assistant. GOLDY Yeah. Him. He suggested I come by. PAUL Can you type? GOLDY You bet. PAUL Answer phones? GOLDY I got a gold-plated ear. PAUL [serious] Really? GOLDY No. PAUL Cause I knew a girl once, with-- GOLDY Do I get the job? PAUL I have to check with Donna first. [up] Donna? DONNA [from off] Still annoyed! PAUL This might cheer you up! SOUND DOOR OPENS, SHE STRIDES IN DONNA What? GOLDY [admiring] Well, look at you. DONNA Who's looking at me, kid? PAUL She came here for the secretary job. Donna Bella, this is-- uh-- GOLDY Ms. Lox. But you can call me Goldy. MUSIC IN PAUL Goldy's resume looked good-- DONNA --and freshly typed-- PAUL So we left her in charge and went looking for a way into the soundstage. GOLDY Is that the Emperor pictures soundstage you were talking about? PAUL Hey, this is a voiceover, not a party line. GOLDY Hmph. Coulda fooled me. PAUL Lets take a drive. Get some privacy. DONNA [romantic] Really Paul? It's so sudden. MUSIC CUTS OUT SUDDENLY A2_PRIVATE CAR SOUND CAR TURNS ON PAUL That's exactly what I'm worried about. DONNA Huh? PAUL The way she showed up. Very sudden. DONNA Oh. Did you lock up the petty cash? PAUL Doll, our cash is so petty it ain't worth it. DONNA [chuckles] So why do you think she popped up just now? With a freshly minted resume? PAUL I'm thinking someone's caught onto that valet's worry, and wants to keep tabs on us. DONNA The potential swindlers? PAUL We'll see. MUSIC IN PAUL [muttered] Follow my lead. [up] Since the front door approach had been nixed, I figured on checking out the loading docks. DONNA Ah! Drop me at the union hall, wouldja? PAUL Donna had a promising line of inquiry. [side of mouth, teasing] Voice over... DONNA I figured if there was anything coming in and going out - apart from money, there'd be someone at the local 509 who kept an eye on it. PAUL Can't do anything in the film industry without teamsters. DONNA [back at him] Voice over.... [whispered] I'll take the voiceover in 15 minutes. When you're done, you mention a llama. PAUL [whispered] Beast or priest? DONNA [whispered] Either way. PAUL Dropping her off, I went on down to the docks, figuring on asking around, finding out who catered the shop. Bye, sweets. DONNA [blows a kiss] See ya! SOUND CAR DOOR SLAMS PAUL Smart as a whip. [musing] That's just one of those things you say, but when you really think about it, how smart IS a whip? And who would ever ask to be "whipped"? SOUND DRIVING AGAIN PAUL I found a parking space down at the end of the marina, out of sight, but close enough in case someone decided to take a run-out powder. DONNA Speaking of powder, I decided to stop in at a Rex druggist for a new compact and a bite to eat. MUSIC OUT A3_SODA JERK DONNA Bet you get a lot of movie folks in here. JERK [squeaking] Here? [clears his throat] Here? I mean, not so's you'd notice, why? DONNA Aren't they making a film down on the pier, there? JERK Are they? I haven't heard anything. Who's in it? DONNA I was hoping you'd know. JERK No, but I know who to ask. DONNA Oh? Who? JERK There's this old guy comes in here a lot. Big nose. He seems to know everyone. Baron, Baron--- DONNA Munchausen? Hah! Oops, is that the time? I was supposed to meet the local shop steward. MUSIC IN DONNA There's two ways to deal with teamsters. Hire them and pay them a good wage, or don't hire them and pay them anyway. That was what all the hullabaloo was about the sorcerer's apprentice - making brooms that can tote water is the worst kind of scab labor. Of course, there are exceptions, and I found out this was one of those. MUSIC OUT A4_TEAMSTERS STEWARD Foreign soil. DONNA What? STEWARD That pier. Used to be the embassy for Atlantis. DONNA But Atlantis sank. STEWARD Yeah, but that pier is still foreign soil. Any work done there is subject to the local laws. Of Atlantis. DONNA But what about things going in and out? Surely you must be handling deliveries? STEWARD We would have to. But there ain't none. None at all, and we've been keeping our sharpest eye on them. [up] Argus? ARGUS Yeah, boss? DONNA Wow. I'd hate to be your optometrist. ARGUS Guess I'm lucky I got 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20 20-- DONNA I got it. ARGUS --vision, eh? DONNA Yeah. So, you haven't seen ANYone coming or going? ARGUS Didn't say that - a couple guys are in and out. Just not goods or anything that we'd have to handle. DONNA But the film crew-- ARGUS What film crew? It's just these three guys. No one else. STEWARD So the crew must be living in there, too. Which would be a housing board violation, except... DONNA Foreign soil. Right. Thanks for the help, guys. Oops - I'm running a bit late. Come on! SOUND SNAP FINGERS MUSIC IN DONNA I wonder when my new music will arrive. [sigh, up] It was a mystery all right. Somehow they had a set with no setup, a cast with no costumes, and a crew with no shore leave. Far as anyone might know, it could be a big empty building - empty except for the oodles of gold Emperor was pouring into it. And if there was truly nothing - how to save the studio, avoid embarrassment, and catch the crooks, all at once. It was about time to grab those three guys and set them adrift in a leaky tub. PAUL Lama. DONNA Just like that? PAUL Yup. Can you get back to the office on your own? DONNA Ain't a hackie I can't handle. PAUL Meet you there. I'll take this for a while. DONNA Oh, right-- PAUL AND DONNA [unison, teasing] Voice-over. [both laugh] PAUL I had found something - something very interesting - out back of the warehouse, and was bringing it back to the office to examine it more closely. Too bad it was a little hard to fit into the car. That was reason enough to get Donna to find her own way home. DONNA Like a little lamb, dragging my tail behind me? PAUL Only you could make pattycake sound sexy. DONNA You should see what I can do with [very sexy] Pease porridge HOT. PAUL [interested growl] Save it! Rowr! DONNA Can we get to the office, already? PAUL Sounds good. MUSIC OUT A5_HERBIE SOUND DOOR OPENS, SHE WALKS IN GOLDY Welcome to B&B Investigations. Can I-- Oh! [shrug] Ehh. Good practice, I suppose. DONNA [stunned] What... happened? GOLDY Whaddaya mean? DONNA It's so... clean. You didn't have a horde of magic forest animals in here, did you? SOUND DOOR OPENS GOLDY [hurried] Uh, no. I just didn't have a lot to do. [uneasy] I ain't real fond of forests. Or animals. PAUL Ahem. GOLDY Present company excluded. PAUL Good. SOUND HE WALKS IN, STRUGGLING MAN WITH HIM HERBIE Mrph. Urk. [struggling noises, bag on head] GOLDY But I draw the line at kidnapping! What did you do to that poor mug? PAUL I put a bag on his head. HERBIE [muffled] Goldy? GOLDY [cussing] Oh, Porridge! DONNA Oh, no, you're not going anywhere, sweetheart. SOUND DOOR SLAMS, LOCKS GOLDY You lemme go, or I swear I'll break a chair - on your pretty little auburn head! SOUND BAG OFF OF HEAD HERBIE Goldy! What's all this about, my little housebreaker? DONNA Whoever you are, you're not alone, and you're embarrassing Ms. Lox. GOLDY Thank you. HERBIE Ms. Lox? Yeah, twenty years ago, maybe. Since then, she's been my wife, Goldy Tailor! DONNA I thought I recognized you. Aren't you that guy who--? GOLDY Oh, don't bring it up. Please! HERBIE What's wrong with a man taking credit for his past achievements? So I took out 7 in one blow. GOLDY Yeah, twenty years ago, maybe. And they were flies. This is his big achievement. HERBIE Honey. Sweetie. Who're these folks anyway? PAUL We're the private investigators who've been hired to find out what's really going on with that "movie" you're filming HERBIE [suddenly serious] Oh. That. MUSIC IN DONNA For all their bickering, I was jealous. They'd been married for twenty years, and I could see what she really felt by the way she looked at him. PAUL That and the fact that he clearly didn't put her up to sneaking in and spying on the spies. GOLDY You know I can hear you? DONNA We are definitely going to have to do something about that. MUSIC OUT HERBIE It started out as a little con job. Or that's what they told me. I came in late in the game. GOLDY Yeah, you're innocent as a baby fresh from a cabbage patch. And about as smart. A pair of grifters like that-- HERBIE They got me in because I know the garment trade, and they needed someone to handle the costumes. DONNA But there... aren't any costumes? HERBIE Yeah, that's the funny part. They mostly needed someone who could write a convincing invoice for the things they weren't buying. GOLDY I hope you got some decent pay for this. PAUL You're really better off not discussing THAT in front of witnesses. HERBIE At first, I thought it was just a joke, and then, suddenly... before I even knew it, I was in it right up to my cummerbund. GOLDY And none of this is admissible in court! I clerked for enough lawyers in my day. I know all about hearsay. PAUL Tell us everything you know, Mr. Lox-- HERBIE Tailor. Herbie Tailor. You can call me Herbie. PAUL Herbie, and we'll do our best to keep your name out of it. HERBIE Like I said, it's all a scam. More shell companies than a town full of mermaids. Constant demands for money - and all to make this movie they say will be over the heads of everyone in the audience. PAUL But why? HERBIE I guess this producer wants to rise above the crowd-pleasing musicals and talking animal flicks he usually churns out-- GOLDY Apart from that one-- HERBIE Oh, yeah, that. Anyway, he wants to do something all intellectual and deep - like a foreign film. Make a new name for himself. PAUL Just hoping that name won't be ... um... [prompting] something bad. HERBIE Aschenputtel? DONNA Maleficent? PAUL Shh! That one's copyrighted. DONNA Oh. GOLDY Just say his name would be mud and move on. HERBIE Look, if I'm gone for much longer, they're gonna get suspicious. PAUL Can you try and find out one thing? If we agree to help keep you out of the hands of the guard? HERBIE I dunno. I don't want to-- GOLDY [warning] Herbie!? HERBIE Yeah, all right. Whatever you want. PAUL I want to know what they're planning to do. There has to be something in it for them, or they'd'a cut and run long back. HERBIE Yeah. I guess. DONNA True - with the premiere coming up, they must have one last big payoff in mind. PAUL Why don't you two get outta here? GOLDY Me, too? PAUL Sorry, but until this is finished, you're just gonna be in the way. DONNA And stay out of our voiceovers! MUSIC IN DONNA It was a pity, really. Goldy had done a bang up job of cleaning the office. PAUL Is that what happened? DONNA Yup. But until the case was cleared, there was no way we could let her stick around. Maybe after the gala on Friday-- MUSIC OUT A6_FRIDAY PAUL Friday! Holy cow! DONNA Whazzat? PAUL Nothing. I need to give Willard a call. See if there's any new payments going down the line. DONNA Why don't you let me handle that? Isn't that what assistants are for? PAUL We don't get paid if you hurt him. DONNA Over the phone? I'll be very nice. PAUL You go on ahead, then. I have a few other loose ends to tie up. DONNA Like? PAUL Nothing I can't handle. You go on. DONNA [suspicious] Riiiight. I'm out. MUSIC IN PAUL [long sigh] I was going to have to call Oftheguard and let him know we were otherwise engaged this Friday. I hoped he hadn't done much in the way of planning. But I knew Donna wouldn't want to let anything get in the way of finishing a case. I was even thinking he might be handy to have around when-- SOUND PHONE RINGS PAUL [checking if she's around] Donna? Oh well. Music? MUSIC OUT A7_WHISPERS SOUND PHONE PICKED UP PAUL Hello? HERBIE [whispered] I got it. PAUL Got what? HERBIE What they're up to. They plan to claim the film's been stolen, and cash in on the insurance. Maybe even ask a ransom. PAUL So - last minute, no film, and they're in the clear? HERBIE Gotta go. SOUND PHONE HANGS UP DONNA Guess it's time to report to the client. PAUL [surprised] Yah! Didn't you leave? DONNA Couldn't think of anything interesting to do. SOUND PHONE DIALING MUSIC IN DONNA Sometimes, the P.I. biz is just a lot of waiting, false starts, and standing around in the rain. MUSIC OUT A8_REPORT PAUL Or giving bad news. WILLARD [on phone] What bad news? MUSIC IN PAUL I gave him the run-down, and he took it pretty well. MUSIC OUT WILLARD [screaming] NooO! You simply MUST do something! DONNA [off] I could get him some more chicory! PAUL We were hired to get info, not to-- WILLARD Then I'm hiring you again! Money is no object, as long as you save Mr. Emperor's reputation! PAUL I guess we need to find someone who can make you a movie. SOUND PHONE HANGS UP DONNA In two days? [idea] I'll handle that. Why don't you figure out what to do with the crooks when we get them? PAUL But-- DONNA Then we can skip ahead to the denouement! PAUL But-- DONNA This should be fun! A9_EMPEROR SOUND DOOR SHUTS PAUL [weakly, disbelieving] In two days? [sigh] Well, they can't expect miracles... MUSIC IN PAUL Oh, all right. The night of the big show arrived. The theater was full of all those glittering people who appear out of nowhere every time a red carpet unrolls. Crowned heads and nouveau riche, stars and those who just had stars in their eyes. I was with Mr. Emperor only moments before the curtain was to go up. EMPEROR [emperor only speaks in bellows] [on phone] What are you talking about? The canisters were just delivered! TOM [On phone] They what? EMPEROR They're being set up this minute - you could have given them some more time, you know. TOM But, the ransom call just came in! EMPEROR Must be a hoax. Come on down and enjoy the show. TOM I don't-- PAUL They really should be here to take their share of the credit. EMPEROR The car should be there about now. SOUND RECEIVER SLAMMED DOWN EMPEROR You can go now. The projector staff have the cans well in hand. PAUL I'm supposed to stay and keep an eye on them after the debut also. WILLARD I'll find him a seat somewhere. EMPEROR Fine, fine. See you after the show. SOUND DOOR SLAM PAUL Is he angry? WILLARD No, why? PAUL Nothing. WILLARD What if the film is bad? What do we do? PAUL Plan b is set the projector room on fire after the first reel. WILLARD Really? PAUL No! But what you need to do is go out there and give the film a big buildup. Make a point that it's very highbrow and intellectual and that only the most perceptive people will understand and appreciate it. You know the kind of thing - butter up the audience with one hand, threaten them with the other. WILLARD I work for producers, of course I know. PAUL Go for it. B1_FINALE MUSIC IN DONNA The movie had a bit of a rough start, but once the people got used to the pace, they seemed to get into it. Since there were no kids in the audience to get restless and start saying obnoxious things, it seemed to go over pretty well. PAUL I made a point of being in the hallway outside emperor's box, and when the culprits tried to slink away at the last minute... MUSIC OUT PAUL Where do you think you're going? TOM uh... concessions. Need more popcorn. DICK Me too. PAUL Movie's nearly over. Don't you want to take your bows? DICK But it ain't our-- TOM Stifle! He meant it ain't our style to be in the public eye, you see. C'mon-- DONNA Not so fast. DICK A big guy and a pair of dames? Don't make me laugh. PAUL I wouldn't-- TOM Oh, jeez! It's her! [muttered to dick] We'd have a better chance with the brute. DICK Really? TOM [up] What do youse guys want? DONNA We want to avoid any unpleasantness for Mr. Emperor, so your job is to go out there and take your bows, and introduce your writer-director, Sherry here. SHERRY Hi! DONNA She's real good with a story, and saved everyone's butts. SHERRY You wanted avant garde - and I was dying to try something new. PAUL I still can't believe you finished it in two days. SHERRY I had a good subject to work with. TOM But what're we supposed to do after tonight? DONNA I suggest take some filmmaking lessons - if this is a success, you're going to have half the studios around looking to hire you, and most are a bit more picky than Mr. Emperor. PAUL Don't worry - you can always go into seclusion, after completion of your masterwork. SHERRY Just as long as I get my credit - and since I mastered the final titles, I DO [laughs]. I'll get any work I want after this. Picture it - "A Scherezade production" in big lights! I'll keep 'em coming back, night after night. MUSIC IN B2_BIRTHDAY DONNA And it went over with a bang - primed as they were, no one was willing to admit that the film "wooden you" - a more or less still shot of one guy's face as he answers a series of more and more odd and uncomfortable questions - was strange or incomprehensible, or even dull. PAUL There was even a certain hush in the theater from time to time - waiting to see if his response would be a lie. DONNA How she talked Pinocchio into it, we'll never know. On the other hand, if there's one thing Sherry's good at, it's getting folks to listen to her. PAUL Sorry to miss your birthday by the way. DONNA Eek! PAUL I said I was sorry! DONNA [warning] Voice over! PAUL We were just getting back to the office, when-- MUSIC OUT DONNA ixnay on the irthday-bay. PAUL I- what? DONNA I was hoping everyone forgot. PAUL Oh. Sorry, then, for that. SOUND KEY IN LOCK, DOOR OPENS, A COUPLE OF STEPS CROWD Surprise! PAUL I didn't - what the - not my fault! DONNA What? OFTHEGUARD Didn't mean to startle you - your secretary let us in. DONNA What? GOLDY Sorry boss. Bosses. Who can say no to such a face? PAUL AND DONNA Bosses? GOLDY Try getting rid of me. Besides, I make a mean cuppa joe! CLOSING
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"Peter Piper picked some packs of pickled peppers in each pack of pickled peppers that peter piper picked was 3 pickled peppers. Now peter piper is happy with all 36 of his pickled peppers. How many packs of pickled peppers did peter piper pick?"What does this tongue twisting nursery rhyme have to do with a global smuggling operation between two colonial powers of the 18th century? And what does it possibly have to do with a 400 year old tree in one of the thousands of islands that make up Indonesia? This week, in the sixth episode of the series Fabulous Foods, we trace the journey of Clove, from the islands of Indonesia to the student hostels of India, and uncover the web of transnational smuggling and nostalgia that has come to define it today. Tune in, and discover what this sweet and spicy spice teach us about empathy.Till then Check out the other episodes of "Fabulous Foods"Coconuts, Cold War and Nuclear Fusion :- https://ivm.today/3riUjReIndian Jews, Konkan Coast and Kippur-Chi-Puri :- https://ivm.today/3KEh8qhNutmeg: The World's Most Violent Spice :- https://ivm.today/3uE4bY4Portuguese, Banned Languages and Grinding Songs :- https://ivm.today/3JEpZH7Dosa, Apocalypse and Dashavataras of Vishnu :- https://ivm.today/3xoXfQbYou can check previous episodes of 'Podcasts from Nowhere' on IVM Podcasts websitehttps://ivm.today/3xuayw9You can reach out to our host Utsav on Instagram: @whywetravel42(https://www.instagram.com/whywetravel42)You can listen to this show and other awesome shows on the IVM Podcasts app on Android: https://ivm.today/android or iOS: https://ivm.today/ios, or any other podcast app.
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Notes:Dicky Kitchen Jr. is a self-published author who has released four books: 1st and 2nd editions of his thriller novel Prey/Pray: Origin of The Average Man, an origin story novella Prey/Pray: Hunting Party: The Nurse, and a kids picture book titled The True Tale of Peter Piper. Dicky Kitchen Jr.'s personal website is https://dickykitchen.com/ and he regularly posts humorous and helpful information on the writing craft to his social media. In this episode, he mentioned that he welcomes You can connect with him on Instagram @dicky_kitchen_jr. Here is the link to part one of our conversation:Episode 132: Interview with Dicky Kitchen JrFable references James Scott Bell's advice:“I like the saying that Mickey Spillane, the famous pulp writer, said that ‘the first chapter sells your book, the last chapter sells your next book.'”Dicky mentioned NaNoWriMo in this conversation. In case you're unfamiliar with it, here is some information: https://nanowrimo.org/what-is-nanowrimoBooks and Movies Mentioned: Prey/Pray: Origin of The Average Man by Dicky KitchenPrey/Pray: Hunting Party: The Nurse by Dicky KitchenThe True Tale of Peter Piper by Dicky Kitchen (Author), Alexandra Killworth (Illustrator)Bunnicula: 40th Anniversary Edition (Bunnicula and Friends) by James Howe (Author), Deborah Howe (Author), Alan Daniel (Illustrator) Dracula: Unabridged and Fully Illustrated by Bram StokerFables Compendium One by Bill WillinghamWorld War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks Orphan X: A Novel by Gregg Hurwitz The Bone Collector (Lincoln Rhyme Novel) by Jeffery Deaver Music from: https://filmmusic.io ‘Friendly day' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Notes:Dicky Kitchen Jr. is a self-published author who has released four books: 1st and 2nd editions of his thriller novel Prey/Pray: Origin of The Average Man, an origin story novella Prey/Pray: Hunting Party: The Nurse, and a kids picture book titled The True Tale of Peter Piper. Dicky Kitchen Jr.'s personal website is https://dickykitchen.com/ and he regularly posts humorous and helpful information on the writing craft to his social media. You can connect with him on Instagram @dicky_kitchen_jr. Books and Movies Mentioned: Prey/Pray: Origin of The Average Man by Dicky KitchenPrey/Pray: Hunting Party: The Nurse by Dicky KitchenThe True Tale of Peter Piper by Dicky Kitchen (Author), Alexandra Killworth (Illustrator)Music from: https://filmmusic.io ‘Friendly day' by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Billy and Dom catch up on some housekeeping from listeners and discuss what band they'd like to have been a member of before entering into a wild tongue twister battle, snap into Gene & Denver Dave who talk about rising gas prices, and Eat the World with some top-notch Ohio apples sent by a listener! Send your best record by tagging our IG @thefriendshiponion or sending thefriendshiponion@kastmedia.com! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Get your Friendship Onion merchandise at https://www.friendshiponionpodcast.com! Tune in every Tuesday for new episodes and please be sure to rate, subscribe, and leave a comment/review! And be sure to follow and add your favorite funky jams to our Spotify playlist "The Friendship Onion." Feel free to leave Billy and Dom a message with your comments, questions, or just to say hello! https://www.speakpipe.com/thefriendshiponion or write us an email at thefriendshiponion@kastmedia.com TFO's IG - @thefriendshiponion Billy's IG - @boydbilly Dom's IG - @dom_monaghan_ Produced by Jon Cvack - IG: @jcvack Secure your online data today at expressvpn.com/onion and get three extra months free. Get your next delicious bowl of guilt-free cereal a magicspoon.com/ONION and use the code ONION to save five dollars off. Receive 20% off your first purchase and enjoy free shipping on any U.S. orders over $75 and free returns. Go to vuori.com/ONION and discover the versatility of Vuori Clothing. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code ONION at manscaped.com. Go to shopify.com/onion, ALL LOWERCASE, for a FREE fourteen-day trial and get full access to Shopify's entire suite of features. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/lastweekliquidRate 5 stars on Spotify / Apple Podcasts!Join the Discord server: discord.gg/T572SHnH3rVisit the website: www.lastweekliquid.com/This week I bring you my discussion with Peter, aka Energy and founder of label Overview Music. In this episode we chat about the origin story of Overview, and some of the controversy around its beginnings, what made Overview a “seemingly” overnight success, the importance of intelligent marketing, the opportunities for content creation in DnB on YouTube, TikTok, and a lot more!Episode links:Facebook: www.facebook.com/overviewukInstagram: www.instagram.com/overviewukWebsite: overviewmusic.co.uk/Tags: music, podcast, dnb, liquid, jungle, Drum and Bass, Drum&Bass, mix, dj
This week, Felicia Rose and ALove have a conversation about weaponized incompetence and how it makes you the least sexy person alive. They consider how home dynamics intersect with gender and sexuality and discuss how modeled behavior in a person's childhood home might make them a bad adult partner. As with all things, they decide communication can solve it. Also featuring: Is PrEP like Plan B and can Nair go in your holes? Both no!
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This week is filled with lessons in pronunciation, english melody and spelling. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? Private Coaching? Let's talk about the possibilities. Pam@ProAccentCoaching.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/proaccent/support
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