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all things coming-of-age and new york, with a sprinkle of shitposts. laur & han share stories from their time in brooklyn heights, their opinions on current happenings, and their hopes for their futures in nyc and beyond.

Laur & Han


    • Apr 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 32 EPISODES


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    32. laur & han do not understand (w/ matt)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 58:03


    *i feel the need to clarify that matt & han are always that mean to each other & that it's just a bit, not actual fighting follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow matt @mattmonhil on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    31. resolutions & glee discourse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 66:58


    follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    30. hot girls like personality tests *part 2*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 45:26


    part two of laur & han taking the myers briggs personality test for each other! in this episode, han proves that she knows laur better than laur knows herself, and laur proves that— while accurate— she is a bad listener. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    29. taking personality tests for each other *part 1*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 44:58


    part one of laur & han taking the myers briggs personality test for each other! tune in to see how well they really know each other. slight practice of gaslighting included. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    28. online shopping & internalized misogyny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 72:02


    laur & han attempt to online shop (contains some depop advice for beginners!!), but get distracted by their new interest in crystals. somehow, this results in a lil chat about the existence of god, morality, and internalized misogyny. enjoy the trip. note from han: editing this took off years of my life, please forgive the shitty audio :-( it'll all be back to normal next week! happy new years!!!! follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    27. bad tattoos & talking shit (w/ hannah)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 57:19


    hannah elcan returns for another podcast!! in this episode, the three of them talk tattoos: current, future, and the worst they've ever seen. they also pitch a series of awful tattoo ideas to each other, one of which involves a raccoon tramp stamp. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    26. christmas gifts & matthew morrison

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 60:53


    an hour of laur & han desperately trying not to tell each other what their christmas gifts are. includes long, awkward monologues from each party about the meaning behind the presents they bought. topped off with a little matthew morrison discourse. and it's the perfect christmas podcast. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    25. little women but everyone dies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 65:39


    warming: amy slander perpetuated by laur. in this episode, laur and han discuss the thing that's gotten them closest to an actual fight— little women (2019). enjoy an hour of laur and han theorizing about any possible satisfactory ending to little women, some of which include everyone remaining single, or everyone dying. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    24. bad driving & facetime calls *mukbang*

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 61:13


    laur and han list all the driving mistakes they've made that call for the DMV to revoke their licenses, contributing to literally all of the stereotypes. matt makes his first guest appearance with an impromptu facetime call. enjoy a little mukbang partnered with some concerning stories. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    23. things han hates about herself (w/ mariel)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 49:00


    we're going down a road with seemingly no end once again, friends. laur & han force mariel to engage in their perverted obsession with personality quizzes & try to guess her answers along the way. laur gets strangely competitive, but still somehow loses. han falls victim to laur's bad memory. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    22. spooning & friend jealousy *vomit warning*

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 39:50


    a look into laur & han's perceived complexes. laur reveals how intensely jealous she is of a possible future roomate, han brings up spooning for the hundredth time. for just a dollar a day you can sign our petition to absolutely force han to stop using that word. disgusting. also han leaves to throw up at the end. #justgirlythings follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    21. the 2020 election!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 73:07


    celebrate the little victories with us this episode! disclaimer: we know biden's win isn't the end of our activism, but let's take a moment to be relieved that trump is out of office. stream to hear our nerves the night before the election, and our feelings about the results ~a week later. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    20. incest & park rangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2020 62:02


    if you're looking for a deep dive hole to fall into, join us on our journey through a white millennial woman's blog. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    19. midsommar vs. hereditary (w/ will)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 46:48


    follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    18. shark discourse & enneagram results *part 3*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 51:48


    han & laur read the results of their enneagram personality test! includes a cute lil segment about the relationship between their results. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    17. enneagram & chill *part 2*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 52:10


    part two of laur & han realizing their major character flaws. peep more of laur's worm earrings in the thrilling saga of personality quizzes. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    16. worm earrings & enneagrams *part 1*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 57:27


    laur & han take yet another personality quiz & get a little existential. stream this ep to listen to us delve into all of our emotional unrest (pt 1). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    15. the mariel & hannah special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 62:25


    for the first ever special guest appearance on the podcast, we have mariel & hannah! listen to laur & han interview them about first impressions, college experiences, and movie tropes. hear some classic retellings of laur & han stories, mariel & hannah-style. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    14. live updates w/ john from tinder

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 48:12


    laur & han catch up episode!! also, a live action recording of laur convincing a tinder match that he is, in fact, her father. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    13. rbg & voting

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 57:42


    laur & han discuss the unfortunate passing of rbg & what that means for the future of our country. please register to vote or check your registration with the link below. vote.org follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    12. jousting & physical fights *nyc edition*

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2020 49:20


    laur and han pit friends and enemies alike against each other in the ultimate new york fight bracket. they also discuss the logistics of competing for mariel's hand in marriage (involves a lot of jousting). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    11. laur & han vs. personality test *results*

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 46:18


    the finale of the unfortunate quiz series in which laur & han dissect their personality types. enjoy our feelings on relationships, marriage, children, work, and (regrettably) so much more (part 2). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    10. laur & han vs. personality test (part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 44:02


    laur & han review their 16 personalities quiz results. our apologies for three straight weeks of quizzes. listen to us vibe & psychoanalyze ourselves for an unreasonable amount of time (pt 1). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    9. laur hates libertarians *quiz results*

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 47:31


    laur & han dive deep into the world of quizzes, taking the infamous dark core quiz, the political quadrant quiz, the anger quiz, etc. click here to listen to han prove she's the more stable friend & laur realize how much softer her friends have made her (with minor disgust). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    8. ivy leagues & future plans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 72:16


    born from a google deep dive, laur and han go on a tangent about their grudges against the ivy's— which somehow takes up half the podcast. they share their future hopes and dreams with each other, ranging from their feelings about children to deep-rooted fantasies about exposing celebrities. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    7. journalcast *embarrassing*

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 65:02


    laur & han embarrass themselves by reading old journals. that's all. if you want an ultra-feminist reading of beauty and the beast done by young han, this is the episode for you. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    6. shark tank, but with travel plans

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 63:52


    due to miss ‘rona, laur couldn't travel to dublin to visit han this summer. to make up for lost time, they plan out their dream vacations and share them with each other (and the podcast). they also challenge each other to make a vacation out of two of the least interesting places they could find. we'll send postcards from the southeastern corner of alabama & just the tip of delaware. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    5. culture shock

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 68:08


    once again, we apologize for the audio issues! we're currently experimenting with ways to make our audio clearer. :) in this episode, laur & han get a little more serious and divulge lessons they've learned in new york, while also recounting all the culture shock that came with their transitions from suburban towns to a big city. all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    4. beancast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 51:27


    beancast: a shitpost where laur & han pit all things bean and bean-related against each other. our apologies to the city of boston. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    3. rating our experiences in new york *shitpost*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 59:05


    in this episode, laur and han rate everything from their favorite musicals to the olive garden in times square. they also share bits of their recent dreams, involving both giant, dog-eating spiders and defaced pools. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    2. authority issues & lady bird

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 51:06


    despite some audio issues (please bear with us), laur and han catch each other up on the happenings in their home states. they reflect on some of their favorite lady bird scenes— one of which inspired the name of their podcast— and tell stories about the time they set off two building alarms in 24 hours. this episode reveals the inspiration behind their podcast name, intro, and their adorable graphic. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

    1. how we met: the golden semester

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2020 45:29


    laur and han get nervy while telling stories that sparked their friendship. they gush about their friends— mariel and hannah— who helped make their first semester in new york a little less scary. they also recall the infamous “wallet story,” alongside anecdotes about some of the more interesting people they met in brooklyn heights. graphic by: @elcannoteclan (personal insta), @elcan_draws (art insta) theme song by: @tuckerhprice (personal insta), https://m.soundcloud.com/musicbyt1ck (soundcloud link) follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

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