Two Bad Decisions

*i feel the need to clarify that matt & han are always that mean to each other & that it's just a bit, not actual fighting follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow matt @mattmonhil on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

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part two of laur & han taking the myers briggs personality test for each other! in this episode, han proves that she knows laur better than laur knows herself, and laur proves that— while accurate— she is a bad listener. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

part one of laur & han taking the myers briggs personality test for each other! tune in to see how well they really know each other. slight practice of gaslighting included. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han attempt to online shop (contains some depop advice for beginners!!), but get distracted by their new interest in crystals. somehow, this results in a lil chat about the existence of god, morality, and internalized misogyny. enjoy the trip. note from han: editing this took off years of my life, please forgive the shitty audio :-( it'll all be back to normal next week! happy new years!!!! follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

hannah elcan returns for another podcast!! in this episode, the three of them talk tattoos: current, future, and the worst they've ever seen. they also pitch a series of awful tattoo ideas to each other, one of which involves a raccoon tramp stamp. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

an hour of laur & han desperately trying not to tell each other what their christmas gifts are. includes long, awkward monologues from each party about the meaning behind the presents they bought. topped off with a little matthew morrison discourse. and it's the perfect christmas podcast. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

warming: amy slander perpetuated by laur. in this episode, laur and han discuss the thing that's gotten them closest to an actual fight— little women (2019). enjoy an hour of laur and han theorizing about any possible satisfactory ending to little women, some of which include everyone remaining single, or everyone dying. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur and han list all the driving mistakes they've made that call for the DMV to revoke their licenses, contributing to literally all of the stereotypes. matt makes his first guest appearance with an impromptu facetime call. enjoy a little mukbang partnered with some concerning stories. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

we're going down a road with seemingly no end once again, friends. laur & han force mariel to engage in their perverted obsession with personality quizzes & try to guess her answers along the way. laur gets strangely competitive, but still somehow loses. han falls victim to laur's bad memory. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

a look into laur & han's perceived complexes. laur reveals how intensely jealous she is of a possible future roomate, han brings up spooning for the hundredth time. for just a dollar a day you can sign our petition to absolutely force han to stop using that word. disgusting. also han leaves to throw up at the end. #justgirlythings follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

celebrate the little victories with us this episode! disclaimer: we know biden's win isn't the end of our activism, but let's take a moment to be relieved that trump is out of office. stream to hear our nerves the night before the election, and our feelings about the results ~a week later. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

if you're looking for a deep dive hole to fall into, join us on our journey through a white millennial woman's blog. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

han & laur read the results of their enneagram personality test! includes a cute lil segment about the relationship between their results. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

part two of laur & han realizing their major character flaws. peep more of laur's worm earrings in the thrilling saga of personality quizzes. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han take yet another personality quiz & get a little existential. stream this ep to listen to us delve into all of our emotional unrest (pt 1). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

for the first ever special guest appearance on the podcast, we have mariel & hannah! listen to laur & han interview them about first impressions, college experiences, and movie tropes. hear some classic retellings of laur & han stories, mariel & hannah-style. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han catch up episode!! also, a live action recording of laur convincing a tinder match that he is, in fact, her father. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han discuss the unfortunate passing of rbg & what that means for the future of our country. please register to vote or check your registration with the link below. vote.org follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur and han pit friends and enemies alike against each other in the ultimate new york fight bracket. they also discuss the logistics of competing for mariel's hand in marriage (involves a lot of jousting). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

the finale of the unfortunate quiz series in which laur & han dissect their personality types. enjoy our feelings on relationships, marriage, children, work, and (regrettably) so much more (part 2). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han review their 16 personalities quiz results. our apologies for three straight weeks of quizzes. listen to us vibe & psychoanalyze ourselves for an unreasonable amount of time (pt 1). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han dive deep into the world of quizzes, taking the infamous dark core quiz, the political quadrant quiz, the anger quiz, etc. click here to listen to han prove she's the more stable friend & laur realize how much softer her friends have made her (with minor disgust). follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

born from a google deep dive, laur and han go on a tangent about their grudges against the ivy's— which somehow takes up half the podcast. they share their future hopes and dreams with each other, ranging from their feelings about children to deep-rooted fantasies about exposing celebrities. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! follow @shoptwobaddecisions to be updated about our shop! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur & han embarrass themselves by reading old journals. that's all. if you want an ultra-feminist reading of beauty and the beast done by young han, this is the episode for you. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

due to miss ‘rona, laur couldn't travel to dublin to visit han this summer. to make up for lost time, they plan out their dream vacations and share them with each other (and the podcast). they also challenge each other to make a vacation out of two of the least interesting places they could find. we'll send postcards from the southeastern corner of alabama & just the tip of delaware. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

once again, we apologize for the audio issues! we're currently experimenting with ways to make our audio clearer. :) in this episode, laur & han get a little more serious and divulge lessons they've learned in new york, while also recounting all the culture shock that came with their transitions from suburban towns to a big city. all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

beancast: a shitpost where laur & han pit all things bean and bean-related against each other. our apologies to the city of boston. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

in this episode, laur and han rate everything from their favorite musicals to the olive garden in times square. they also share bits of their recent dreams, involving both giant, dog-eating spiders and defaced pools. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

despite some audio issues (please bear with us), laur and han catch each other up on the happenings in their home states. they reflect on some of their favorite lady bird scenes— one of which inspired the name of their podcast— and tell stories about the time they set off two building alarms in 24 hours. this episode reveals the inspiration behind their podcast name, intro, and their adorable graphic. follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing

laur and han get nervy while telling stories that sparked their friendship. they gush about their friends— mariel and hannah— who helped make their first semester in new york a little less scary. they also recall the infamous “wallet story,” alongside anecdotes about some of the more interesting people they met in brooklyn heights. graphic by: @elcannoteclan (personal insta), @elcan_draws (art insta) theme song by: @tuckerhprice (personal insta), https://m.soundcloud.com/musicbyt1ck (soundcloud link) follow us @twobaddecisionspod on insta! all of the ways you can listen to us, including our resource list to support BLM & other important movements right now: https://linktr.ee/twobaddecisions https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m7F5K2tRbl6Pv58zPfngq5k6sb9Em_SKMvT1UWGJDwc/edit?usp=sharing