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We tell the truth about the toughest relationship questions, even if you don't want to hear it. New episodes every M-F (including holidays, because we aren't lazy, and because your family probably sucks to hang out with). karma. kancer. apparel - https://linktr.ee/yourrelationshipsucks Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

Your Relationship Sucks


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    Ep 78: Can You Believe My GF Wants To Talk To Me EVERY SINGLE Day?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 29:09


    Today we talk about how letting your girlfriend get in the habit of talking to you is just setting yourself up for failure. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 76: I'm TERRIFIED To Talk To Women My Own Age

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 32:33


    Today we talk about the best way to pick up a woman without even realizing what you're doing. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 75: Did My BF Just Go On A Date With Another Woman?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 25:01


    Today we talk about why it's probably okay to freak out when your BF tells you he has been seeing other women. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 74: I'm Too Dumb To Figure Out If My GF Had Sex With My Best Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 28:27


    Today we bring on a special guest and talk about maybe the world's most perfect question. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 73: I Love My GF...Except Whenever She's Near Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 21:56


    Today we bring on a special guest and talk about one of the most confused human beings in the history of mankind. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 72: My Brother Wants To Give Us A HUGE Cash Gift. Should I Be Suspicious?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 30:13


    Today we bring on a special guest and talk about how much it would cost to build a badass moat. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 71: My GF Is Just Randomly Inserting My P3N!$ Into Herself

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 34:39


    Today we talk about the physics of having sex and compliment this guy for asking the greatest question in the brief history of this show. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 70: Like T-Pain, I'm In Love With A Stripper (That I Pay To Have Sex With Me)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 25:08


    Today we talk about why you should just tell every single person in your life that you are falling in love with them, even if it isn't true. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 69: I Didn't Bring My GF Food and She Cried

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 44:16


    Today we talk about why depression isn't an excuse to be an asshole. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 68: My BFF Just Sent NUDES To My BF! Uh...wut????

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 27:12


    Today we talk about whether you should send unsolicited nudes and how to know if your GF is testing you. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 67: My Ex-GF Is Flexing Her Wedding Dress Right In My Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 27:23


    Today we talk about why beta boys shouldn't even try to take on an alpha dog (aka why Robin should never try to date Wonder Woman). Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 66: I Think My GF Wants To Get Me Fired

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 22:37


    Today we talk about why you should never trust your job to someone who is likely to one day threaten to literally chop off your dick. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 65: Is My BF Too Immature To Keep Having Sex With?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 19:10


    Today we talk about why you should probably take a second look before you let questionable dicks inside of you. Karmer kancer apparel: https://linktr.ee/yourrelationshipsucks --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 64: Is Mouth Kissing The Same As Eating Her A$$?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 29:43


    Today we talk about the type of people who hold hands like idiots, and whether it's okay to tell everyone you meet that you think they are disgusting human beings. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 63: My Best Friend's GF Has Been Cheating On Him With Me...FOR YEARS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 39:15


    Today we talk about why most guys who think they are dynamite in the sack probably give bad d!#&. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 62: My Entitled Sister Keeps Calling My Wedding "HER" Big Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 37:29


    Today we talk about why it's better to be an honest crazy person than a closeted liar pretending to be rational. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 61: We Agreed On A Shared Gift...Now She REFUSES To Include My Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 27:29


    Today we talk about what to do when your GF hates everything about you and is embarrassed to let you give a gift to her family. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 60: My BF Loves His Shoes More Than Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 28:22


    Today we talk about your boyfriend telling you he has zero respect for you probably means he has zero respect for you. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 59: Should I Force My GF To Give Up Her Whole Life To Make Me Happy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 21:29


    Today we talk about changing who your GF is as a person, and why some people put pillows on the ground. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 58: My Friend Thinks I Asked Her For A Threesome

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 19:25


    Today we talk about...honestly, we have no idea what we talked about. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 57: Did Bridezilla Just Steal $400 From Me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 17:15


    Today we talk about why $400 is a pretty reasonable price to find out who your real friends are. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 56: My BF Spent TOO MUCH $$$ On Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 18:05


    Today we talk about the type of immature monster that has less patience than a 6-year-old. And how she is ruining his life. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 55: He Dumped Me By Text After 2 Years! Right Before Christmas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 24:56


    Today we talk about how early is too early to move in together, and when you have to lie to your family about your dating life. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 54: Is My GF Sleeping With Other Men For Money?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 24:24


    Today we talk about what to do when you find out your GF is getting paid to please other men sexually. Plus, the one type of sexual deviant that it's okay to judge. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 53: This Guy's GF Is Clearly Stealing His Money (Right??)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 21:30


    Today we talk about the difference between managing someone else's finances and them just flat-out stealing money from you. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 52: Should I Plan My Wedding BEFORE I Get Engaged?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 28:22


    Today we talk about why you should wait to plan your wedding until you're actually engaged. Also, one of us shows off their knowledge of Harry Potter. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 51: My GF Is A Twitch Groupie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 30:24


    Today we talk about why you probably shouldn't marry anyone who is a groupie of anything. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 50: So...My BF Thinks I'm Ugly

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 22:36


    Today we talk about why sometimes you need to hear the truth. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 49: My Husband Doesn't Understand How To Make A Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 35:05


    Today we talk about what happens when you are married to a real-life Michael Scott (aka who doesn't understand the birds and the bees). Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 68: My BFF Just Sent NUDES To My BF! Uh...wut????

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 27:12


    Today we talk about whether you should send unsolicited nudes and how to know if your GF is testing you. Karma kancer apparel: https://linktr.ee/yourrelationshipsucks --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 48: Can Your FWB Be Too Dirty?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 30:43


    Today we talk about having at least a small amount of self-respect when it comes to who you're letting inside of you. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 47: Does Having a 5:30 AM Wedding Make Me the Anti-Christ?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 20:56


    Today we talk about why sharing your love with your family and friends is actually the worst thing you could possibly do. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 46: My Stepbro Wants to Sleep With Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 32:24


    Today we talk about what to do when you find the dirty stories your stepbrother is writing about you, and what it means about you that you can't put them down. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 45: When Your Vegan GF Wants to KILL Your Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 31:15


    Today we talk about whether you should give up your feline friend to keep getting hers (aka should you kill your cat so your GF will keep sleeping with you?) Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 44: His GF Is EMBARRASSED By His P3%!$

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 18:25


    Today we talk about how delusional some guys can be, and what happens when they realize their...um...equipment is neither all that, nor a bag of chips. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 43: I Got D E N N I S 'd

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 36:12


    Today we talk about the most delusional woman on the face of the planet, and have a real-time realization that she somehow D.E.N.N.I.S.'d herself. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 42: Should I Have Sex With My Wife In Front Of Her Family?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 19:03


    Today we talk about whether or not you should let your new in-laws cheer you on as you consummate your marriage. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 41: She Won't Stop Walking Around NAKED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 21:29


    Today we talk about what to do when you just can't admit that you want to have sex with your roommate's GF. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 40: He's Too Busy Playing VIDEO GAMES To Give Me Any Attention

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 20:13


    Today we talk about why you should see it coming, and what to do when his nightly raids are killing your lady boner. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 39: When You And Your BF Are Not Sexually Compatible

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 37:42


    Today we talk about why you should never do anything you don't want to do. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 38: My BF Tracks the Times We Have Sex, Even Though I Let Him Look At Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 33:02


    Today we talk about why it's probably a bad sign when your boyfriend is constantly looking at porn, and why you shouldn't have sex with someone you find repulsive. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 37: Are Bridal Showers Necessary?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 22:43


    Today we talk about why if you want something done right, you should do it yourself. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 36: I Stole My Sister's Lesbian GF and Now She's Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 18:41


    Today we talk about why it's okay to go Mr. Steal Yo Girl on your siblings but you have to brag about it afterwards. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 35: My BF Thinks I Cheated and My Excuses Aren't Working

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 22:13


    Today we talk about why answering an insane person makes you part of the problem. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 34: My GF Won't Admit We're Dating

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 24:25


    Today we talk about what to do when the person you're dating won't admit it publicly, and why it's a good thing when someone is honest with you. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 33: My Girlfriend Thinks I Should Become A Shitty Person

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 22:26


    Today we talk about whether or not you should give up your lifelong dream of helping people for the first girl that touched your penis. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 32: Do You DESERVE To Pick Your Bridemaid's Date?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2021 28:28


    Today we talk about how you're a terrible bride if you don't make sure every one of your bridesmaids has wedding night sex. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 31: My Boyfriend is Texting His Ex, but I'm PRETTY Sure He Won't Cheat Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 22:15


    Today we talk about an obvious sign your boyfriend is DEFINITELY trying to bang other women. Also, we give the only excuse you ever need if she ever finds out that you texted your ex. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 30: My MIL Wants My Husband to F&*% His Brother's Wife While I'm Pregnant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 36:35


    Today we talk about what happens when you don't get along with your inlaws, and why it might be a good idea to make sure your husband will stick around once you've actually had the baby. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 29: So... I Have No Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 19:04


    Today we talk about liking yourself before liking someone else and why you need to throw out your checklist. Yea, it got a little more serious than usual. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

    Ep 28: Should My (Completely Reasonable) Boyfriend Replace My Make-up?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 26:43


    Today we talk about how it's hard to know if you're dating a psychopath when you don't have any experience dating psychopaths. Karma Kancer Apparel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/yourrelationshipsucks/support

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