5 A.M. Coffee

 Remember when everything was better, before it sucked?https://archive.org/download/200816-pointless-nostalgia/200816%20Pointless%20Nostalgia.mp3

The youth of today... what's up with them?https://archive.org/download/200714-cranky-old-man/200714%20Cranky%20Old%20Man.mp3

Some sweet day, there will once again be in-person interaction between the peoples of this nation. But not today.https://archive.org/download/200703-pranks-road-trips-and-various-gripes/200703%20Pranks%2C%20Road%20Trips%2C%20and%20Various%20Gripes.mp3

What happened to timehttps://archive.org/download/200603-still-alive/200603%20Still%20Alive.mp3

The last 10 minutes or so of this is just incoherent gibberish.https://archive.org/download/200216agiantbarkmulchpile/200216%20A%20Giant%20Bark%20Mulch%20Pile.mp3

Never let the gloriousness of Casey's jacket be forgotten.https://archive.org/download/200220onesunnyday/200220%20One%20Sunny%20Day.mp3

Kids these days, y'know?https://archive.org/download/200126rainyeveningsandicedmacchiatos/200126%20Rainy%20Evenings%20and%20Iced%20Macchiatos.mp3

...frankly it's underwhelming so far.https://archive.org/download/200112abrandnewdecade/200112%20A%20Brand%20New%20Decade.mp3

It's confirmed, Casey did not fall off the face of the Earth. He just had a kid, that's all. https://archive.org/download/191224achristmasevecatchingup/191224%20A%20Christmas%20Eve%20Catching-Up.mp3

Remember that one time?https://archive.org/download/191020thattimewegotsomecoffee/191020%20That%20Time%20We%20Got%20Some%20Coffee.mp3

Jake hasn't slept in a long time.https://archive.org/download/191013sleepdeprivationisfun/191013%20Sleep%20Deprivation%20is%20Fun.mp3

How does Jack in the Box continue to operate franchises in this country https://archive.org/download/191006newpuppyandstrangerestaurants/191006%20New%20Puppy%20and%20Strange%20Restaurants.mp3

Apple cider sounds really good right now actuallyhttps://archive.org/download/190922thecaseyschooloffinance/190922%20The%20Casey%20School%20of%20Finance.mp3

Casey has returned from exile. Summer has ended. Pumpkin Spice Season is upon us. Half of the conversation about summer camp happenings wasn't actually recorded. It's a good day for coffee.https://archive.org/download/190904theseptemberofmyyears/190904%20The%20September%20of%20My%20Years.mp3

It's been a whilehttps://archive.org/download/190722butfirstsomeburritos/190722%20But%20First%2C%20Some%20Burritos.mp3

The Starbucks sandwich was honestly quite goodhttps://archive.org/download/190505ItsReallyHardToNameThese/190505%20It%27s%20Really%20Hard%20to%20Name%20These.mp3

It's so April out here you guyshttps://archive.org/download/190414AVeryAprilDay/190414%20A%20Very%20April%20Day.mp3

...and it feels great.https://archive.org/download/190331TheyBaldedJakesHead/190331They%20Balded%20Jake%27s%20Head.mp3

Ain't no going back now...https://archive.org/download/190324ThingsAndOtherThings/190324%20Things%2C%20and%20Other%20Things.mp3

Casey's kids developed a mysterious allergy this morning and instead of tending to that he did this so that should tell you where his priorities lie. Direct your hate mail accordingly.https://archive.org/download/190317TheMexicoDebrief/190317%20The%20Mexico%20Debrief.mp3

...featuring the world's loudest rainhttps://archive.org/download/190224BetterHeadForJerrys/190224%20Better%20Head%20for%20Jerry%27s.mp3

Casey has a cat problem. They keep leaving him.https://archive.org/download/190217ADetailedCatTimeline/190217%20A%20Detailed%20Cat%20Timeline.mp3

At least February's half over, so I've got that going for me.https://archive.org/download/190212BurbankIHardlyKnewYe/190212%20Burbank%2C%20I%20Hardly%20Knew%20Ye.mp3

oh, and apparently the Super Bowl was today or something?https://archive.org/download/190203PeopleAreWeird/190203%20People%20are%20Weird.mp3

So many of life's mysteries... went unanswered because we did this instead.https://archive.org/download/190127AutoWrecksAndSandwichQuestions/190127%20Auto%20Wrecks%20and%20Sandwich%20Questions.mp3

It's a cast-iversary, don'tcha knowhttps://archive.org/download/190120TheRainsOfJanuary/190120%20The%20Rains%20of%20January.mp3

What's the deal with the youth of today anyway?https://archive.org/download/190113EmbraceTheAwkward/190113%20Embrace%20the%20Awkward.mp3

The gray season is starting to move in and get comfy.https://archive.org/download/190106CaseysDadLifeStruggles/190106%20Casey%27s%20Dad-Life%20Struggles.mp3

The last 'cast of '18...https://archive.org/download/181230NewYearsEveEve/181230%20New%20Year%27s%20Eve%20Eve.mp3