A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,＂I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad.＂ 一个男人拿着一条面包走进面包店：“这面包是在你这儿买的，味道很糟糕。”
Daughter: Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? 女儿：妈妈，你为什么有好几根白头发？
Jack fell off his bicycle and got hurt. 杰克骑车摔伤了。 A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. 一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让杰克填。
Father: Is the school closed today? 父亲：今天学校放假了吗？ Son: No, Dad. I came home early. 儿子：没有，爸爸。我提前回来了。
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. 一个看起来很难受的穷人走进大夫的诊室。
A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him. 一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。
"Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying." "汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." 路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿？" The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" 路人乙说："我猜对了，你能给我一个不？"
Beautiful spring is here. 春天就在这里。 The winter is gone. 冬天走了。 But the birds are back. 鸟儿回来了。
“I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth.” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”
Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. 春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。
一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天晚上，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。
One day, a father and his little son were going home.一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。讨论drunk是什么意思，这才发现父亲其实已经喝醉了。
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