B Squared

I secretly hit record while Brian was explaining to me how he plans on naming his children. A decision I do not regret.

After a couple years of planning, we have brought to you an episode with absolutely no structure or planning. This week, Brandon complains about drivers and Brian dives into his least favorite people in the world.

WE'RE BACK. Just kidding, but not really. We get to the bottom of why Brian hasn't let us podcast in months. We make fun of a bunch of people and stuff.

This week, we battle with my crappy laptop to pump out an episode. We explore Brian's dinosaur fetish, as well as trying to piss off as many Antifa members as we can.

This episode we get into a heated discussion about god knows what. We talk about the stupid decisions of others and Who? Where? When? How.

This week we talk about how Brian has become a menace to society. Also, we discuss our plans to join the military.

This week we find out how Brian really feels about Elon Musk. Spoiler: He's in love.

This week, Dani listens in as we make idiots of ourselves on a podcast. We get ourselves psyched up for the Superbowl and talk about a lot of random stuff that I honestly can't remember right now.

We're back! We welcome ourselves back by talking about how we suck at Christmas, we finally touch on the topic of "Flat Earth," and a special guest calls in for an awkward prank phone call.

This week, we're back to feel sad about the world, Brian says the ABC's backwards and it's 1 in the morning, I don't feel like describing the episode, you do it.

This week, we talk about Asian culture, Brian get's passionate about some shrimp, and he makes some bad coffee. We also add some racist soundbites and talk about bad drivers.

This week, we join Liz at her place to dive into the inner workings of Snobville. We also talk about how to do to pregnancy right and how Brian rose to Youtube stardom.

This week we pretend that we know what really happened last week in Virginia, we crack down on Instagram users and Brian sits in silence for three minutes.

We're Back! After finally getting the laptop to turn on, we have come back less prepared than ever to talk about veganism, air travel, and how bad Brian is at getting his way.

This week we pick up right where we left off by pondering why women do what they do themselves. We also take a look at some weird associations that exist around the world.

This week we dive into the world of "Body Earthing." We also go into various pyramid schemes and why they are such a great idea.

This week we pay a little attention to whats going on in the world. We make fun of strange people and talk about what we would do in a zombie apocalypse.

This week we talk about not talking about politics. Also bad parenting, horrible retail experiences, and Brian's terrible luck.

This week we pretend we are experts in everything from astrophysics to immigration. Disclaimer: conversation randomly jumps topics for effect.

This week, we talk about how awesome Star Wars is. We also go into some stories about how awful we are at being employees as well as our favorite burgers and our views on minimum wage.

This week we wake up our friend Kyle to join us to share stories of how drunk and irresponsible we used to be.

This week we talk about people that piss us off, stories of us being idiots, and a really awesome drinking game.

In our first ever podcast, we get over stage fright by talking about what frightens the lunatics in this world.