Hi my name is Dylan and I enjoy talking to myself in my basement and writing poems to girls who dont like me
It takes 4 wipes to know that it only took 3 For buisness inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
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i have had to explain why men are terrible in 2 different languages this week and i just wonder why teachers make it their duties to pass their views on to you. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
I'm beginning to become a bit of a grinch and i'm not happy about it. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
Imagine mary, joseph and god on the Maury show and he goes "joseph, you are........ NOT THE FATHER". for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
@thefatjewish asked "why do men start podcasts instead of going to therapy?" that hit pretty close to home. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
I past my old bus stop today and remembered a time when these high schoolers called me a pedophile and i felt so cool for the rest of the day because High Schoolers talked to me. But now i realized they were actually insulting me and my feelings are hurt. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
The pandemic is often only looked at through the lens of health both physical and mental. People often overlook the cultural impacts of it and thats what i explored in this episode kinda. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
I can't be a democrat because they don't understand the economy and I can't be a republican because the republican party has become synonymous with racism. Excessive taxes on the rich would wreak havoc on our economy. The economic divide is not due to inequality its due to disproportionate value. Thats one of the beautiful parts of our country, that you can make a lot of money by creating value for others. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
I think my dream job is either to get paid to drive fast or to play golf. Either would make me wildly happy. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
People on death row are guilty of the most indefensible crimes. I can't understand people who try to defend them. The same people who want to defend these guilty people are the ones who attack innocent police officers who are just trying to do their jobs. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
If you use Washington D.C. at the end of a sentence do you need and extra period like D.C.. or no? As always a huge episode. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com
Im not even really sure why i continue to play golf, it just costs me money and makes me angry. Gay people won the game of love as far as i'm concerned. Getting to wake up next to your best friend seems like a W to me. Why would you ever move out of a place where a woman gets to tell you what to do just to move in with another woman that will tell you what to do. Marriage doesn't make sense. Marriage was just a way for fathers to sell their daughters, it doesn't make sense anymore. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me @dyldotheshooter
Why is it a stereotype for families to fight on thanksgiving? for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me @dyldotheshooter
The anticipation before thanksgiving is unparalleled by any other holiday with the exception of maybe christmas. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me por favor @dyldotheshooter
Let your anger out. Just do it. You will feel better. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me por favor @dyldotheshooter
When I need homework late at night i turn into a social butterfly capable of influencing anybody. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me por favor @dyldotheshooter
I've never liked running but ive come to find value in the fact that its a very meditative process. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me @dyldotheshooter
I feel like im too mature for people my age but adults dont like me either. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me @dyldotheshooter
How is snapchat supposed to be worth 200 billion within the next few years? Who is valuing floor pictures at 200 billion. for promotional inquiries email: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me @dyldotheshooter
We need to normalize washing your hands before you pee. Your pp area is clean. Your hands are not. for promotional inquiries: janeensixteen@gmail.com follow me @dyldotheshooter
The U.S. Postal Service uses rocks as a means of communicating with its customers. And the girls that wanna play the most games are never all that. Follow me por favor twitter:@dyldotheshooter
In this episode I talk Kanye West, Friday music releases, my ego, and the infamous moment of clarity. For promotional inquiries email janeensixteen@gmail.com Follow me por favor Twitter: @dyldotheshooter