How Ya Dyin'?

Part Two of How' Ya Dyin'?'s Season One Finale is here! Voice actress, Sydney Memoro contemplates the ramifications of what she has learned and how this knowledge can be applied. Cast: Sam Svensson as the NarratorShanna Shotwell As Sydney MemoroPaul DiSalvo as Jaime RondinaNoah Psilopolous as MartyJoe Rossano as WWMMAGA PromotorSteven DiSalvo as Bryce Taverna and Biff BistroAdditional Voices by Joe Marcotte and Paul DiSalvo Sound Credits Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Flamingosis - Feelings of Sentimentality Due To Getting Curved Flamingosis - Get Yourself Together Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds

Part One of How' Ya Dyin'?'s Season One Finale is here! Voice actress, Sydney Memoro is enlightened by her director and producer, Jaime Rondina.  Credits: Written and produced by Paul DiSalvo Voice Cast: Shanna Shotwell as Sydney Memoro Sam Svensson as The Narrator Paul DiSalvo as Jaime Rondina Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - That's Cold Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Flamingosis - A Mile High zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following:Excessive ViolenceExplicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

Let us harken back to the olden past that is 2007. Since the mid-'80s human beings have been born with mysterious dates on their skin, though nobody knows what they mean. One such individual is Lydia Monroe, whose date is quickly approaching. Written by Shanna Shotwell and Paul DiSalvo Produced by Paul DiSalvo Voice Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the NarratorSalem Georgousis as LydiaMarissa Busby as EvelynAdam Hirsch as Levi and Nameless Construction Worker #15Sarah Atta as JanSteven DiSalvo as Bob and Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing Flamingosis - Long Distance Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved Flamingosis - Another Time Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following:Excessive ViolenceExplicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.    

In the year 2512, Guinevere Freeman works in The International Museum of Dead and Defunct Communication and human beings no longer are required to speak with each other. All is happy. All is good. Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Steven DiSalvo as Holographic Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not like the othersFlamingosis - Airplane modeFlamingosis - Never felt a feeling like thisFlamingosis - Last StopFlamingosis - Another time zapsplat.com - additional sounds How Ya Dyin'? is written and produced by Paul DiSalvo. Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Excessive ViolenceExplicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.  

With the world on the brink of the largest expiration influx of all time, revered world leaders have an economically beneficial solution! Credits: Written and Produced by Paul DiSalvo Voices: Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Additional Sounds - Zapsplat.com Content Notes: This series includes an excessive amount of death and violence. How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald Behold Bertram Fitzgerald. A man with no apparent expiration date whose fate is not what it seems.   Voice Credits Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator Lucas Grondin as Bertam Fitzgerald Steven Disalvo as Biff Bistro. Additional voices by Cat Van Buren and Paul DiSalvo.   Sound Credits Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ into Fantasy Flamingosis - That’s Cold Flamingosis - Ohhh Baby Flamingosis - A Mile High Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing Flamingosis - Airplane mode Additional Sounds - Zapsplat.com   This episode was written and produced by Paul DiSalvo

This Sunday night: Former WWMMAGA Champion Brett "The Big Boy" Baker takes on Rodrigo "Spicy Mustard" Johnson in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere, "Gladiatorial Annihilation Match!" Seeing that both of these fighters' expiration dates are set to occur on the day of their fight, this will truly be a fight like no other! Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the narratorJoe Marcotte as Brett ButcherDavid Perez as Adam ShortAaron Cooper as Rodrigo JohnsonSteven Disalvo as Biff BistroJoe Rossano as Doug Kennedy, WWMMAGA Booker Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - Return of the Love Jones Flamingosis - Brunch at the Bodega Flamingosis - Jet Skis & Hennessy Flamingosis - Another Timezapsplat.com - Addition sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following: Excessive Violence Explicit Language How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.   

Behold Gabe McCoy. A young vigilante who shall be attempting to be a force for justice on the jolliest of holidays: Biffmas Eve. Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the NarratorWill Marcotte as Gabe McCoyNoah Psilopoulos as MartyPaul DiSalvo as Gabe’s Monologue, Vince, and Additional VoicesAdam Hirsch as Ambiguous OfficerRyan Belanger as Aggressive Driver and additional voicesCat Van Buren - Additional VoicesMelanie Watanabe - Additional VoicesJoe Marcotte - Additional Voices Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like the OthersFlamingosis - Want Me (Need Me)Flamingosis - Flight of the FlamingoFlamingosis - Long DistanceFlamingosis - Flute SaladFlamingosis - Never Felt a Feeling Like This. Steven DiSalvo - O Tannenbaum Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds Content Notes: This episode contains the following:Violence Suicide Explicit Language

Episode three is here! However, this esteemed crew has been chosen for this voyage due to a reason besides qualifications.Behold, the crew of the US Amphitrite, the first individuals sent on a manned trip to Neptune. However, this esteemed crew has been chosen for this voyage due to a reason besides qualifications. Cast: Adam Hirsh as Steven Williamson Cat Van Buren as Rebecca Everett Kevin Reidy as Thomas Ramone Melanie Watanabe as Carla Deet Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro and Jun Franklin Steve Chelmsford as Inter-Co Boss Additional Voices by Paul DiSalvo Sound Credits Flamingosis - Not Like the Others Flamingosis - Return of The Love Jones Flamingosis - Make Me Late For Breakfast Flamingosis - You Were Meant for Me Flamingosis - Guilty Pleasure Flamingosis - Another Time zapsplat.com - additional sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds Content Notes This episode contains the following:Explicit Language Sexual ThemesSuicide Drug Use ​How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

Behold Hannibal Stewart. A man who is guaranteed a notably long life. However, while his lifespan is predetermined, nothing could ensure the quality of his existence. Join us a Hannibal spends his morning alongside his father, Wesley, who is slated to expire in mere hours. Cast: Shanna Shotwell as the NarratorSteven DiSalvo as Biff BistroDavid Perez as Hannibal Stewart Ryan Belanger as Wesley Stewart Additional voices by Will Marcotte, Adam Hirsch, and Paul DiSalvo Sound Credits: Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Another Time Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into Fantasy Saint Pepsi - Around Additional music available within the public domain zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds

The first episode of How Ya Dyin'? has arrived! In the world driven by human expiration dates, the dateless James Hunt works a respectable blue-collar job at "Happy Endings: Death Dealing Specialists." Voice Cast:Shanna Shotwell as The Narrator Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro Jared Carlson as James Hunt Dee Parenteau as Stella Clemont Joe Rossano as Mr. Clemont Noah Psilopoulos as Marty Paul DiSalvo as Vince Additional Voices by Cat Van Buren, Melanie Watanabe, Ben Grossman, and Joe Marcotte Music and SoundFlamingosis - Not Like the OthersFlamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into FantasyFlamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved Flamingosis - Casanova Flamingosis And Sunset Park Daniel Simon - Additional Sounds Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds Alexander Tram - Additional Sounds Mike DiAngelo - Additional Sounds zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds Content Notes:This episode contains the following: Explicit Language Stalking Disembowelment Assisted Suicide Mass Deaths Falling from Heights  How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.

We're happy to unveil the preview to our new dark comedy audio fiction series: How Ya Dyin'? In a world in which over ninety percent of the population is born with a binding expiration date, society and culture have reshaped themselves around their relationships with death. Credits:Written and Produced by Paul DiSalvo Voices:Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro and Griff Bustro Cat Van Buren as Happy Endings Woman Melanie Watanabe as Little Tommy Abbey Kidder as Reporter Music and Sound Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy Flamingosis - Not Like The Others Flamingosis - Sunset Park zapsplat.com - Additional sounds Content Notes:This series includes an excessive amount of death and violence.