Thomas and a chikin sandwich take on the world
Madi Schneider and Thomas Lawrence

We took a couple quizzes and you can learn some stuff about us if ya want. P.S. buzzfeed got us wrong but it’s okay because they gave us some stuff to talk about

Just ramblings and tea times, there’s no real topic, come hang out with us :)

The plot of Wall-e for 10 minutes, butthole talk, we are in a simulation.

Chicken makes a tinder and we ramble on about it for longer than we should have

Let’s talk about tech baby let’s talk about our diminishing eyesight and bad posture

We talk about death and the afterlife, how chikin will eventually haunt a refrigerator, and UTI’s

Thomas and chikin finally talk about dreams, looking like a sea monster in the iPhone camera, and being a witch.

Tried to talk about health and fitness and went on several tangents about blood work and flying over the ocean

Thomas and chikin talk ghosts y’all. We pretty much stay on topic other than talking shit about the ocean and shark attacks.

Thomas and chikin fill out a best friends quiz to see how much they know about each other. The results will SHOCK you

It’s just us. And we’ve got staplers on the brain

Introductions, meme talk and tinder talk :-)