We're two graduates lost in the world trying to share a little humour and accept our penniless futures as writers who somehow ended up in France together. One reformed tabloid journalist and one casual philosopher make up this duo who think being lost is only as scary as you make it.
"Masturbating must be incredible for you." Hit play to find out more.
We fell deep into the C-hole that is late night coffee and tried to talk our way out...
We accidentally stumbled right into France's sex trade looking for work. We are definitely not a hostess willing to offer the mostest. Pretty traumatic stuff.
Warning: Filled with expletives and existential crisis.