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Three friends who have no idea what they're doing attempt to debate about useless topics and end up spiraling into various side-tracked stories...but still somehow end up making it to the end! Hosted by Elle, Sierra, and Jake. New episodes each Sunday.

Jake, Elle, and Sierra


    • Jul 8, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 50m AVG DURATION
    • 12 EPISODES


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    13 - Danny Devito Kinks & TikTok Kissing Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 55:16


    Get out a notepad and a pen this week we will be giving you the 411 on dating Do's and Don'ts - at least according to us and our listeners. Thank you to everyone who sent us some amazing tidbits and we're so so sorry for your trauma. For real, are some of you okay?

    12 - A Wine Mixer & The Gang Gets Serious

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 53:14


    Today the trio gets a little more serious than usual following our month-long hiatus by talking about cancel culture and adjacent tangents. Also, Jake does a dumb thing again that might be better than "cilantro is a cheese". Welcome back!!

    11 - Ghostly Tax Evasion & Anime Dad Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2021 54:52


    Today Jake asks about all thing supernatural. Speaking of which... who is that fourth voice? It's not a ghost, it's a GEORGIA! Popping in to be our first guest!!

    10 - The Great Bus Hoax & Jake the Prime Specimen

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 59:36


    How far would you go for some money towards college tuition? Got any body parts you'd part with or an open uterus? And we're way too scared to play Dare or Dare with Sierra....

    9 -Food Wars & Jake Gets Struck by Lightning

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2021 42:56


    Today we face a topic that has divided the internet: soup, salad or sandwich? We also play a game of "Is jake a douchebag", and despite lightning striking Jake's street and ruining a lot of our recording, we make it through this rollercoaster

    8 - X AE A12 & Ur Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 47:49


    What would you buy if you were rich? What if you and your friends could only buy 5 things between all of you, would you agree? We certainly didn't!

    7 - A Badass Aunt & A Clumsy Ghost

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 49:47


    In this episode, Elle munches cheetos loudly, we talk about what animals we could beat up (sorry PETA), Sierra's aunt gives us the best explanation of how to killa giant squid, and a clumsy ghost knocks stuff down in Sierra's kitchen...then cleans it up.

    6 - Crawdaddy & Bi-Pretty-Sure

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 53:31


    This week, Jake and Elle passionately fight for Sierra's love and affection. It's romantic, it's intense, and it's awkward. In the end, Sierra has to phone a friend to help with such a difficult decision. Will she make the right choice??? New episodes every Sunday! **music is not my own but is royalty free and permitted for use**

    5 - Munch Madness & A Cursed Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 52:00


    It's MARCH MADNESS PEOPLE! While we root for Wisconsin and all the athletes, we also talk about fast food like the pros we are. Elle also tells the tale of her cursed car. 

    4 - SierraHub Premium Cult & a Homicidal Snail

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 63:18


    It's Sierra's week again, and you know how that goes... we got some weird stuff going today. Sierra designs her cult, tells us about the time her dad drunkenly bothered an amish man, and Jake tries to put a damper on our creativity as we are on the run from a homicidal snail.

    3 - Justice for Coconuts & Way Too Many Dictators

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 44:14


    Today Ellie brings us her campaign to finally include coconuts in mammalarkey. The trio also discuss Jake's poor taste in music, Kim Jong-Un, and we revisit a heated debate we had but lost due to Sierra's dinosaur laptop. Make sure to subsribe, share, and rate us on iTunes! New episodes every Sunday evening.

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    2 - Cilantro is a Cheese & Soy-ball Serenades

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 32:23


    Episode two is a doozy. Jake stirs the pot with a stack of controversial questions, Ellie gets shamed for how she wipes, everyone is confused about Cilantro, and Sierra tells a story about a man who deserves the most for his efforts.

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