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Episode 12: I am not. Good. At running.  Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Caroline Mincks as [REDACTED STATIC NOISE]. You can hear more from James Curtis on his podcast, Curtis & Morris: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/curtisandmorris And find more of Rhys Lawton's other projects here: https://www.rhyslawton.com/ Content advice: Unreality  Disorientation  Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dWYxbeViuwLKflKheU0zA8j8PwGSvhg06Jwo4ObYJ-I/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 11: Time to check in with the world! Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Sarah Golding as The World. Content advice: Existentialism Loneliness Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lc2nuh0OrMSExuf8tK6Nm_nkUaY4wWDqUn18yt8NGAY/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 10: Things to do before embarking on your spooky, possibly haunted, treasure-hunting expedition. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Greta Clarkson as Youtuber. Content advice: Discussion of death Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19h8eGX1PpTm0iQAkbk4wmD-Pl7BhNn2Thi0hKbBhTvo/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 9: Nothing will get us down today. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard James Curtis as death. Content advice: Death mention Existentialism  Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h89I7wGd2tXQhUlvKLCCxMiFpY3FhHnirBWghwduNRE/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 8: The 7 rules for a happy life. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. Content advice: Insect mention Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cN05RS4OUcFFi6KqUAZClu6CNb7mEV3ktLPwvrxarcU/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 7: If I seem jumpy at all for the rest of my life, it is because I have been stuck in an infinite time loop. This episode you heard Allison Zionts as the answer phone. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. Content advice: Disorientation Unreality Anxiety Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Sq1pWbR67uQU6Vzxeq8WO62xUs-fXFiHFmct0baWivA/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 6: True story (it's about scorpions). Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. Content advice: Scorpions Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mmDN2OSCTYmSPQbC8TVaub6t8hajQYUiue9M1apWlxE/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 5: Do you know who Rachel is? Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Ollie Morris as Mike and Jean's friend. Content advice: Unreality Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XohXHGlhEr1o3SDqUxJ_rR3vHpA3wG8LjxHYbAp5Ixw/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 4: 10 steps to happiness. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. Content advice: Existentialism  Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ENinG50qlo1L1nQxEkVYBLuUGzoM1BwZVHpyqlDmea8/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 3: CLICK HERE to find out WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Karim Kronfli as the quiz. Content advice: Existentialism Self depreciation Harry Potter reference Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19TEwhL4ZKPdZQEOkR-jJ0Tr0k5d6pCsh16jAosay-oA/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 2: I ran by a preacher and his acolytes this evening. I am not good at running. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. This episode you heard Hedley Knights as the preacher, and Beth Crane as the acolyte. Content advice: Religion Mild unreality Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O4qYJoz0Wusr6yuQKGk07snKs-WcXTkIVsnF5RDi9ks/edit?usp=drive_link

Episode 1: You have one new message. Created by James Curtis and Rhys Lawton. Based on the writing of Rhys Lawton, with sound design from James Curtis. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eh3AH-6UtAAfh6QvbtRsXCaZhy6i23mmq7lNEKr7NBQ/edit?usp=drive_link