Podcast appearances and mentions of sarah golding

Have you ever been invited to a party you really REALLY didn't want to go to? Like, you won't know very many people, you're not sure how to dress for it, and the atmosphere is toxic? But you're being frog-marched by an army of ants onto an away ship, so you don't really have a choice, and you're sure the chances of getting anything decent to eat are hovering at slightly below zero? Yeah, well, welcome to our world. Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, or, affectionately, "Bob") awaits our bedraggled little crew, and it looks like this particularly party is going to be their last. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Mr Southers Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius Pete Barry as Bob David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott.  Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableandFolly.com and support our sponsors.  Until next time, Space Monkeys, remember this very VERY important lesson: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hellooo you wonderful creatives!Sarah Golding here - how are ya?!Here we are at our mid season hiatus ep - all about…what to do on #hiatus! Wahoo for 12 jam packed episodes of truly great advice and shared experience - are you enjoying it? Do let me know by leaving a review on your podcatcher of choice or ping me with any thoughts or ideas for future guests - quirkyvoices@gmail.com!If you would like to support my works, please do join my Patreon - you get longer director cut eps and videos of the interviews as well as a few other groovy behind the scenes perks - jump in here with hearty thanks to all who already do! ⁠Patreonshipness of cool⁠I will be back in a few weeks with eps chatting to AMAZING audio drama folks including:***Roshan Singh of TEMUJIN/THE BATMAN*** David Ault of MOST THINGS EVER MADE***DISCORD GROUP ORGANISING***WHICH PODCAST HOST***QUEER AUDIO DRAMA AND MORE!The DISCOVERABILITY section today is for WIRELESS THEATRE - HAVE A BROWSE! Yes I am PRODUCTION MANAGER there and would lOVE your actually hilarious comedy scripts please - send them to sarah@wirelesstheatre.co.ukThe TRAILER is for the superb RED VALLEY - a superb fun pod - jump in!I love making these but hugely value your feedback - if you get a chance to, please pop some thoughts on this GOOGLE FORM so I can make the next part of the season EVEN BETTER!Hearty thanks!I truly hope you enjoy this joyous discussion for ep 312  - I let this one run so you can get to know the super contributors to this ep and take onboard their expertise and thoughts!Thank you toooooo>>>>MATTHEW CURRANBRADY FLANAGANEIRA MAJORLegends all - find links to their works below.HAPPY CREATING ALL!Sarah

Helloooo You Creative Souls!How are ya? Sarah Golding here - heleau!This week's ep is a part two of a chat to the wonderful ALLISON COSSITT on making her first #audiodrama - PARTIAL VEIL. This is an unmissable journey, charting what happened during and post release, as Allison navigated editing, social media, nurturing fans and creating a creative fam and just finding the momentum to just keep going, and allll the rewards and trials along the way.We chat all things:*What happened on release*Social media wins and not-so-wins*Briliance of fans*Brilliance of cast*Lessons learnt *Future plansAnd so much more! I hope you feel inspired to create, and launch your new audio drama, and that these eps are useful on the landscape of influence (to stop you trying to reinvent the wheel!) If you have feedback please do leave a review or ping me an email:

To everyone who responded to our blurb writer last time, they've been sacked. I mean ... does this look like message-in-a-bottle time? Using our show notes to get attention and complain about your job.... Seriously, we've no time for whingers 'round here- HA! April fool. Still me. It was lovely seeing some of you on the socials. I'd print out your comments, only I don't have a printer and the walls are too damp to post things on. Anyway, just wanted to let you know it's "spring" on the Oz 9, which means the bioswamp is in full flower and the mating calls of the egrets is deafening. The flowers and general greenness are pretty, but the giant spiders have taken to spinning themselves ear muffs to reduce the noise. All right for some, I guess. Anyway, hope it's pretty where you are. You've been listening to: Kevin Hall as Greg Tim Sherburn as Colin Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe Pete Barry as (yuck) Bob Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius Shannon Perry as Madeline and (mumble) Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Kyle Jones as your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Sarah Golding is our incredible dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND in this hella episode as our sound designer. Our music is the brainchild of John Faley, and poor artist Lucas Elliott just can't quite get free of us. Until next time, Space Monkeys, stay well, and send earplugs and a towel? I have no idea where my towel is.... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once upon a time, there was a blurb writer who dreamed of the back of book jackets or maybe even the inside front flap, or the little bit of copy under the picture in a catalog, or a word or two like "stunning!" or "ribald!" on a film poster, oooo ooooo, maybe even on the inside first few pages of a novel, somewhere just under Kirkus Reviews.... But no. Instead that blurb writer does...this. Gives hints on a podcast episode you're planning to listen to anyway so you probably don't even read it. But here we are. You don't know this, but I'm also the https://bsky.app/profile/oz9podcast.bsky.social attendant. Didn't expect that, huh? Did ya? So if you read this, drop me a note on Bluesky? So I know someone out there did? Hellllllloooooooooooo.....? You've been listening to:  Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Tim Sherburn as Colin Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg Mark Restuccia as C4 from Best in Galaxy Eric Perry as Joe and Mr Southers David S Dear as Tiberius Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Pete Barry as Bob  Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Also, don't forget we have a Patreon account, should you ever wish to drop some coins into our bucket. Just... mind the mime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oooof, who cranked up the gravity? Feels heavy in here.... It's spring in the bioswamp, as much as it can ever be "spring" in space. Things are flowering, other things are ... I dunno, fauna-ing? Whatever the case, it's a bit rude round there, so maybe don't take the kids in for another month or so. And NO, I am not tearing up, I'm in the bioswamp in spring, these are allergies, for crying out loud. Or NOT crying out loud, more crying inwardly, little hiccups of despair- Oh, forget it. You've been listening to: Pete Barry as Bob Ersat Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Kevin Hall as Greg Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Tim Sherburn as Colin Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a Wednesday eve as I write this, and as I look out the porthole into the infinite recesses of space, I'm reminded how very small each of us is against the backdrop of eternity. Given how very very minute we are and how eternal space is, I have to wonder, how the actual f^&* is a crew member from the Oz 14 floating past my porthole just as I look out? I mean... what are the chances?! Nearly spilled my vodka tonic. Rude. You've been listening to... Pete Barry as Bob Tim Sherburn as Colin Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer Kevin Hall as Greg Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.  Whatever it is you wish for when you wish upon a star, may it show up on your doorstep when you least expect it and most need it. And may it stay exactly the right number of days before leaving, having cleaned up after itself, put its sheets in the washing machine, and left a lovely hostess gift on the dining room table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So.... please take a close look at the episode art and tell me if you see anything funny? Mmmmm hmmmmmm. Apparently it took us a YEAR to notice. I blame all of you, frankly. You know what you did. You've been listening to: Pete Barry as Bob Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Bonnie Brantley as Donna David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Shannon Perry as Olivia Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Until next time, Space Monkeys, keep your chins up. It's far more flattering. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this special preview edition writer Emily Inkpen and producer Chris Gregory talk about their new science fiction audio drama series "Wasteland- A Dex Legacy Story" We talk about the background and inspiration for the show, how it fits into the wider Dex Legacy universe and introduce the characters and technology you'll meet in the series. With a couple of excerpts from the drama and a sneak preview of some of the music from the soundtrack listeners will get a feel for the drama a day before the release of the first episode on Friday 24th January. In this episode you can hear the voice of writer Emily Inkpen https://www.instagram.com/emilyinkpen/ and producer Chris Gregory of our production company Alternative Stories https://www.instagram.com/stories.alt/ Our excerpts in this podcast feature the voices of; Marie-Claire Wood, Sarah Golding, George Stagnell, Sophie Macnair, Jon Glover and Ethan Reid with music by Dr Allen Stroud. We'll publish a full cast list in the show notes of each episode. Wasteland will live on its own podcast platform and function as a different show to The Dex Legacy. We'll share episode one on the Dex Legacy channel but then you'll need to subscribe to the show in your favourite podcast app to listen to the rest of the series. Search "Wasteland A Dex Legacy Story" wherever you listen to podcasts to find us. This link will take you to Wasteland on a number of platforms https://pod.link/1790863463 We would be hugely grateful if you could subscribe to the show in any podcast apps you use. Similarly, if you have a moment we would be delighted if you could rate or review the show in Spotify or Apple Podcasts. This makes a huge difference to the profile of the show and helps us to reach new listeners. You can drop us a message via Spotify and our social media channels where you can learn about the cast of Wasteland and The Dex Legacy and follow progress as we record season 3 of The Dex Legacy https://www.instagram.com/thedexlegacy1/ https://x.com/thedexlegacy You can also visit our website at https://www.emilyinkpen.com/thedexlegacy-home We look forward to seeing you and saying hello! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It may not sound like it in the podcast, but life aboard the Oz 9 can be pretty boring at times. In the hiatuses (hiatusi?) between hair-on-fire moments, there's a lot of just puttering about in the inky void without much to do. So, we've been creating a game to while away the hours between crises. In this conversation, you'll hear us wittering on about this game and what it might eventually look like if we can scrape together the finances and the brain cells to get it out in the world. Keep an eye and ear out for more information and a chance to support us on Kickstarter! And yes, the next "real" episode will be out soon. We had a sort of ... incident involving a hairbrush, a rabid egret, and Mrs Sheffield's cane and... I don't want to talk about it. In this ep you'll hear the voices of: Sarah Golding Bonnie Brantley Kevin Hall Kyle Jones Pete Barry Eric Perry Shannon Perry Thanks to these good folks for joining us for the chat, and thanks to Sarah Golding for editing! If you'd like to join our Patreon, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/c/Oz9podcast, though the smart money's on the ship crashing and burning probably in the next week. If you'd like to hang out with entirely the wrong crowd, the Oz 9 channel on the Podcast Nexus Discord server is here: https://discord.gg/4aqZfum9Sa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NOTE: Stay tuned after the credits and all, for a trailer of a great new show: A Paladin's Bargain. You can listen to it in the usual places. You'll want to. Thanks as ever to Lucas Elliott for the new Narrators (or, Narrator and Tour Guide) artwork! It's Christmas eve as we publish this, and all of us monkeys wish all of you monkeys a very happy holiday season. We're hanging stockings over here (and about passing out from the fumes; just FYI space booties do NOT breathe) and hallucinating dancing sugar plums. We'd do some sort of look back over the past year, but ... let's not. There was some weird stuff in there. Be well, stay well, all that shizz. Hugs from yer ever-lovin', Crew Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie and Vera Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Southers, Howard, and Joe Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Pete Barry as Bob Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius Lee Shackleford as Pluto Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. John Faley is our Music Director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding edits our dialogue, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. We also have a recording of our greatly missed OG Narrator Richard Nadolny reading his Oz 9-version of The Night Before Christmas on our YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/P8hHmrV6FvA. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our sibling shows at FableAndFolly.com and support our sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While you wait for Her Many Masks to open in the Studio, here's a sample of I Need A Miracle, another podcast Foggy Outline released this year, written by Matt.I Need A Miracle is an original scripted audio drama where each episode is a prayer, some prayers are answered, and a prayer granted can upend the whole world.CreditsEpisode 1, A dream come true, stars David Holt as Michel Kildress, the Artist (they/them), with additional voices from the season 1 castWritten and created by Matt BoothmanDirected by Robert ValentineMusic by Katharine SeatonSound design by Sarah BuchynskiCasting by Fiona ThrailleRecorded at Jukebox StudiosBroadcast assistance from Teresa MilewskiCover art by Dionysis LivanisProduced by Sarah Golding of Wireless Theatre for Foggy OutlineTranscriptA dream come true transcriptSupport I Need A MiracleIf you enjoyed this episode, in your benevolence, I entreat you to:Buy me a cuppa to fuel development of season 2Follow I Need A Miracle @inyourbenevolence on TumblrFollow I Need A Miracle @in.your.benevolence on InstagramReview I Need A Miracle on Apple Podcasts or PodchaserComment on this episode on SpotifyShare the I Need A Miracle homepage www.foggyoutline.com/ineedamiracle

YOU have a dirty mind. "Satan's Boletes" doesn't mean *THAT*. Although it does translate to "Great Satan's Fun Guys," so maybe it's still worth a giggle, as Mrs S says. Welcome to episode 104. Please put your tray tables and seat backs in the upright, we're-all-going-to-die position, because, well, it's Oz 9, and as usual, everything is trying to kill you. Let's just say our sound designer, dialogue editor, and voice actors pulled out ALL the stops on this one, so maybe dust off the old earbuds for a really good listen. I'd say it's "immersive," but y'all, you do NOT want to get immersed in this mess, so immerse-adjacent is probably best. Like wading. Anyway. You've been listening to: Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer Pete Barry as stupid, horrible Bob Kevin Hall as Greg David S. Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Lee Shackleford as Pluto Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Tim Sherburn as Colin Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2 And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Thanks also to Kyle Jones for the episode artwork refresh! Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Today we're recommending the podcast Sorry About the Murder! In a nice little Canadian town, a Zamboni driver must solve a murder to clear his Québecois name … then ready the ice for tonight's hockey game. Check it out on Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/show/3qErfgb3nY39IlnrCyZJHe?si=6b8eed50c4934ab4) or wherever you listen to podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oz 9 recently turned six, and while most of the crew asked for a quick and painless death for their birthday wish, we're still here. (If you want to give us a prezzie, we do have a Patreon, just sayin'.....) Anyway, there are fun things that happen in this episode, which is odd, so you probably don't want to miss it. Bring confetti. But don't throw it because it REALLY makes Joe nuts. You've been listening to. Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Chrisi Talyn Saje as Vera and Julie Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie Lee Shackleford as Pluto Kevin Hall as Greg Tim Sherburn as Colin Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Pete Barry as Bob Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator and deserves her per diem John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network. Please check out our awesome sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some old nemesisisisisisises have reappeared, and that's ... unfortunate. But at least Bob has some colourful brochures to distract our team from their impending doom. So.... how many oceans is "too many," do you reckon? You've been listening to... Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Joe Pete Barry as Bob Lee Shackleford as Pluto Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2. And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you've wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that's a reference to their brains, I just couldn't quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it's probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST. You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I'm done. Seriously. You've been listening to: Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Mr. Southers Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Tim Sherburn as Colin Lee Shackleford as Pluto Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius Dr. Vikram Baliga, who would have been so much more helpful in Season 4, as himself Mark "Stooch" Restuccia as himself Introducing Pete Barry as Bob Ersat of the West Jersey Ersatz Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2 and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Vintage Classic Radio this Friday the 13th for a spine-tingling special on "Friday Night Noir," featuring classic tales that will haunt your dreams! First up, delve into the eerie corridors of "Lanceford House" from the "Beyond Midnight" series, also known by its chilling alternative title, "The Green Vase." Originally aired on January 24, 1969, this haunting story takes you to an old mansion where a family heirloom holds a terrifying secret. The episode stars Eric Anderson as the troubled protagonist Charles, with Joan Alexander as his skeptical wife, Helen, and Mark Wells playing the enigmatic caretaker, Mr. Drayton. The night only gets darker as we transition to the "Suspense" radio show with the episode "Body Snatchers," first broadcast on November 24, 1942. In this horrifying tale, listeners find themselves in a small town grappling with mysterious disappearances linked to an unscrupulous doctor. The cast includes James Stevenson as Dr. Henry, a man with a dark side, Sarah Golding as the determined journalist, Anne, and Robert Harris as Sheriff Collins, who uncovers more than he bargained for. Don't miss these captivating stories that have chilled listeners for decades. Tune in to "Friday Night Noir" for an unforgettable evening of mystery and suspense!

Mr Graves introduces a new independently produced horror anthology podcast that launches August 28th 2024 called "Someone Just Like You" and it's first episode, "Your Body Is A Temple".Season One includes stories written by Jeremy Ellett, Bob, Raymond, D.J. Sylvis, Georgia Cook, Nicole Knudsen, H.R. Owen, Tim Foley and many more.The stories are brought to life by a team of Voice Actors ncluding: Addison Peacock, Graham Rowat, Peter Lewis, Josh Rubino, Zane Schacht, Sarah Golding and many more.Be sure to follow the podcast feed to keep up to date on future episodes via their feed here: "Someone Just Like You" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, ain't this a kick in the underpants? No one would have believed, on that random Tuesday in 2142, that the Oz 9 would still be kicking (mumble) months later. And yet, as we stare down the barrel of our 100th full episode, well, here we still are, just to the left of Uranus, clueless and shivering in the dark. But isn't that just the human condition, basically? I mean... if we're going to philosophize.... Oh, let's not. Pour yourself something naughty and well-deserved, prepare tissue for the inevitable nosebleed, and roll the episode. Happy 100, Space Monkeys — so glad to have you still on board. And to have a board for you to be on. You know what I mean. You've been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Eric Perry as Joe, Howard, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Kevin Hall as Greg Lee Shackleford as Pluto and with our very special guests: Dr. Vikram Baliga of the genuinely brilliant podcast Planthropology, as himself! And the fabulous podcast Mission: Rejected lent us John Dowgin, Faith Dowgin, Emmet Dowgin and Caden Dowgin, who played all our ghosts. Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the end of Season 5 just .... an indeterminate time but probably about two weeks away, the eternal Tuesday of the spotless (thanks to Joe) 9 is getting darker, scarier, and downright rude. We hope you'll join us (though in good conscience we can't recommend it) as we spin and flip and spiral out of control toward the last episode of this season. Bring lozenges — there's gonna be a lot of shouting. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. von Haber Zetzer Kevin Hall as Greg Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Lee Shackleford as Pluto Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Special guests John, Faith, and Emmet Dowgin as our Spectres and the Dead Astronaut Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Many thanks to cast-favorite podcast Mission: Rejected for lending us the Dowgins! We'll be doing a live listen-along of our season 5 finale, so eventually you'll be able to find details on our website, Oz-9.com. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please note - this episode ended up being massive, so we split it into two separate hour-long chapters! Hope you enjoy listening to them both.Transcript: https://www.thesiltverses.com/transcript-season-3-chapter-12Episode description:As Paige's encampment continues to grow, she sets out to rescue a stranded batch of pilgrims in the polluted lands - and has an unexpected encounter at the end of a long and lonely roadContent warnings:This episode contains a detailed car crash sequence.This episode features:Lucille Valentine, Jimmie Yamaguchi, Ishani Kanetkar, Laurence Owen, Kale Brown and Sarah Golding, with additional voices by Madeleine Turley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to check under the bed, make sure the closet doors are firmly shut, tuck any clown toys in your siblings' rooms or the freezer, and crank up the nightlight — things are getting spooky on the Oz 9. "Something is coming," and it's probably not bearing ice cream or prezzies. The crew of the 9 are in trouble, and though this is no big surprise, it is nearly the end of the season, so you never know.... Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie David S Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Tim Sherburn as Colin Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kevin Hall as Greg. Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fable and folly dot com. This episode is dedicated to the memory of one of our favorite forever space monkeys, Kate Wallenga. We love and miss you, Kate. You will always matter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So, a few things to discuss here. Basically, don't do ANYTHING you hear in this episode. So, I guess there's really only one thing to discuss. Never mind. Some warnings: sounds of person drowning. Some painful but non-lethal punching. There are no credits on this episode, so I'mma do them here. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Eric Perry as Howard Oz 9's theme music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. With a massive sigh of gratitude and relief, Shannon is handing over the sound editing to Sound Mixer, Designer, and Wizard, Mark Restuccia. If you haven't heard Best in Galaxy, (bestingalaxy.com) do yourself a favor and get that IN YOUR EARS. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. The trailer you hear is from World Gone Wrong. I've listened to the first ep, and yeah, this is a good 'un. Get in there early so you can be smug about it later. Malik: Michael Turrentine Jamie: Hilary Williams The trailer was written by Eleanor Hyde, directed and edited by Jeffrey Nils Gardner. The theme song is "Falling in Love at the End of the World" by Olivia and the Lovers. From Audacious Machine Creative. Find out more here: https://www.audaciousmachinecreative.com/world-gone-wrong. Oz 9 and World Gone Wrong are proud members of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Have you ever met a Kestochalian? Actually, you might have. They're sort of lovely, except when you want to thump them on the snoot. Which, to be fair, is true of a lot of living things. Also my computer. Which, if it had a snoot, would have been thoroughly thumped on today. ANYWAY, we made something for you, and if you've ever made a huge Sunday meal, this is kind of like that. We slaved all day, it'll be over in 20 minutes, and then we start over. Do I sound crabby? I feel kind of crabby. You've been listening to: Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Kevin Hall as Greg Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Lee Shackleford as Pluto David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Howard, and Joe Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Sarah Rae Werner as Pipistrelle Kyle Jones as Narrator Two And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Thanks to Stan Sitzman for the "doffing of gas mask" noise, and Chris Nadolny Gourley for the cocktail umbrella sound! John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Freesound sounds used in this episode: Cutting Lemon Or Orange by IENBA -- https://freesound.org/s/703058/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 thud pint glass beer down on table wood knock door Vows.flac by kyles -- https://freesound.org/s/454222/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Charcoal Foley.wav by UlyssesAtSea -- https://freesound.org/s/648136/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 freezing machine turn on.ogg by kyrika84 -- https://freesound.org/s/347428/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, cue the sultry saxophone and the wire-brushed cymbals, we're back for part II of our "noir" wormhole. We had high hopes for this one (as in, high hopes everyone would get shot and this nightmare would finally be at an end), but we're only down a tour guide, and even he just seems to have wandered off. Goldipants Detective Agency is hot on the heels of Red (aka Colin Smith aka Horace MacRory), the millionaire gangster whose morals are as slippery as his accent. Will Pluto and Donna track down the bad guy before we lose any more scientists? Will Mrs S and Donna survive their brush with the Big Bad? Also, what the hell's a nereid? You've been listening to: Lee Shackleford as Pluto Bonnie Brantley as Donna Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Tim Sherburn as Colin David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Eric Perry as Joe Kevin Hall as Greg With special guest Bob Killion as the Admiral Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Many thanks to one of our all-time favorite podcasts, Mission: Rejected, for loaning us the character of the Admiral. If you haven't already, be sure to add Mission: Rejected to your list on your podcatcher of choice. Oz 9's theme music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a quiet night on the mean streets of ... uhhhhh ... doesn't matter. And it's not that quiet, either. Lemme start this again. It's a Tuesday night, and the Oz 9 has slipped into yet another wormhole. But it's OK. This one comes with hats. You've been listening to: Lee Shackleford as Pluto Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Bonnie Brantley as Donna David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Shannon Perry as Madeline Kevin Hall as Greg Kyle Jones as your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley as your Narrator. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's part 2 of this, and then I swear, we're finished and you can go back to just suspecting how pretentious we are rather than having the receipts. We know Feb 14 can be a bit rough for some, so we wanted to give you the subtle sounds of barfing fairies to help you get through the day. Just know, we love your goofy, kooky self ALL days of the year. You've been listening to: David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Kevin Hall as Greg Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer Shannon Perry as Olivia Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Tim Sherburn as Colin Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Bonnie Brantley as Duckweed, Wooly Sedge, Horsetail, and Cattail. Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. Our music was composed and performed by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. The glorious madrigal music you hear at the beginning was created by John Faley and performed by John Faley, Tanya Faley, and Emily Faley. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Shannon Perry is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Who will deny it if asked. The trailer is for a show we love and that is written, produced, and stars our own Julie: Chrisi Talyn Saje. You'll find Madison On The Air wherever you listen to podcasts. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out our awesome podcast siblings at fableandfolly.com. We'll see you next time, Space Monkeys. Keep your eyes on the stars, and if you see Cupid, seriously, tell him to adjust his sash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As Narrator 2 says in this episode, "English majors must perforce English maj," so here's the episode you've all been dreading: the Fakespeare. Come on, stop whining, you knew it was coming. If you're not familiar with A Midsummer Night's Dream, well, there are lots of really excellent versions out there. We prefer you NOT listen to those, however, as that's going to make this seem even more torturous than being read Vogon poetry before being shot out into space. That said, it was fun to write and fun to do, so ... get over it. Also, the second half should show up on Feb. 14, a day some folks seem to think is special. Thou hast been listening to... David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Kevin Hall as Greg Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer Shannon Perry as Olivia Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Tim Sherburn as Colin Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle Bonnie Brantley as Duckweed, Wooly Sedge, Horsetail, and Cattail. Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. Our music was writ by John Faley, and our artwork from the fevered brow of Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding our dialogue did edit, and Shannon Perry our sound design'ed. Lamentably, our story of Oz 9, much like the alien of old, did explode from the head of Shannon Perry and wreaketh much havoc upon a space ship. Check out more nonsense at https://oz-9.com. Know you now that Oz 9 doth hang about with many a rascally and ill-reputed tale amidst the Fable and Folly Network; go thee hence to fableandfolly.com and there beguile your idle hours with true delights. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode... it fought back, I tell you what. But we finally wrangled it into some sort of shape. I'mma go with "parallelogram," because it looks like it's about to fall over, but it's a shape, anyway. We meant to get this out when we were still in the throes of the holiday season, but hey, it's Winnie the Pooh Day, and I reckon that's worth celebrating. It's also National Michigan day, soooooo, go, Michigan, I guess. You've been listening to: Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Lee Shackleford as Pluto for the last time, Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Dr von Haber Zetzer Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Kevin Hall as Greg David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Our music is by John Faley, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (keep an eye out for Spy Grandma, coming from Simon & Schuster in Spring 2026!). Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Sound designer of this colossal mess is Shanon Perry. Oz 9 is written - apparently in her sleep - by that same Shannon Perry, which explains a lot. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network! Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Up to one in two survivors of domestic abuse in the UK may be living with an undiagnosed brain injury. That's according to a new report by the charity Brainkind. Emma Barnett is joined by Steffy Bechelet from Brainkind and Ann-Marie Burns, a Consultant Clinical Neuro-psychologist.How often do you feel weary and depleted? Or perhaps just plain exhausted? Anna Schaffner knows these feelings well. Now a coach specialising in helping the exhausted, in her previous life as an academic, as a Professor of Cultural History at the University of Kent, she suffered from burnout. She has now written a book, Exhausted: An A-Z for the Weary.Since 1 January, working parents in England have been able to apply for a code to access new free childcare hours for two-year-olds, which will then kick in on 1 April. The scheme is part of a significant investment in childcare announced by the Government. But one campaigning organisation has found that parents are facing major challenges in securing a code. Joining Emma is Lauren Fabianski from the campaign group Pregnant then Screwed who carried out the survey.After the Advertising Standards Authority banned a Calvin Klein poster featuring the singer FKA twigs for presenting her “as a stereotypical sexual object”, we're asking, what determines whether an advert is objectifying? Sarah Golding, the CEO of The&Partnership and journalist Rebecca Cope join Emma.Last week, Jade Robertson woke up to find that one of the dresses from her fashion brand Little Lies had sold out overnight – after Taylor Swift was spotted wearing it. Jade joins Emma to talk about what this means for her and her fashion brand. Presenter: Emma Barnett Producer: Lucinda Montefiore

You thought it was over? Not yet... Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/12-deaths-of-christmas Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/12-deaths-of-christmas Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/12-deaths-of-christmas Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's episode 90! And that's the best thing we can say about it. There's a lot of sampling of condiments. Word of warning: don't get between (former) Cpt. Jessie and the cheese sauce, or lives may be lost. Also, we found a crate of "blight piston bottles." Anyone know what those are good for? You've been listening to: Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Bonnie Brantley as former Captain Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Joe Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia Kevin Hall as Greg Tim Sherburn as Colin Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipi Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners at fableandfolly.com/partners, and check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at fableandfolly.com. Happy new year, ya crazy Space Monkeys. Keep your eyes on the skies and buy yourself something pretty at one of our merch shops: https://oz-9.com/supportus/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/12-deaths-of-christmas Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's nearly Christmas as I type this, and I'm bah humbugging like your least favorite neighbor, but throwing out an episode of Oz 9 always makes me happy. I like making the world just a little bit goofier and more confusing. We have some additions to our ship today, and they are stupid cute in the manner of those "got my kid a puppy" videos that are all over the socials, only these might make you cry for entirely different reasons. But we'll see, I guess; they don't have many teeth yet. Anything else I should mention? Oh yeah: happy hols, Space Monkeys. You're the biggest bunch of goofballs this galaxy has ever seen (and I'm talking about the galaxy with DNA's Hooloovoos in it, so you know it's seen some things), but we love you. You've been listening to... Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Tim Sherburn as Colin Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Eric Perry as Joe Kevin Hall as Greg Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Shannon Perry as Olivia. Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Our theme and other music is composed and performed by John Faley. "Into the Swamp" was composed and performed by Thomas Golding. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners at fableandfolly.com/partners, and check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at fableandfolly.com. Until next time, Space Monkeys, watch the stars and try to understand the mustard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Thanksgiving, Oz 9 style, which means the only thing anyone has to be grateful for is surviving it. If you've ever wondered about the origin of stuffing, well, we have a theory for you. Also, were you aware you speak fluent Klep? It's true. And you didn't even have to practice. Take THAT, Duolingo. You've been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, Donna, and Daisy Eric Perry as Joe and Jay Shannon Perry as Madeline Kevin Hall as Greg Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kyle Jones is your Narrator 2 And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator. Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor. Normally, the super-talented Chrisi Talyn Saje does the sound design, but this time you're stuck with Shannon Perry, who also penned this mess. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Be sure to check out all the great shows at fableandfolly.com. See you next time, space monkeys. Happiest of holiday seasons, if and however you celebrate. From yer ever-lovin', Crew Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We turned five years old yesterday. The podcast, I mean — Oz 9 just turned 5. How we've lasted that long, we have no idea, but we suspect it has something to do with the fact that everyone is slightly fried from the pandemic and not giving real life 100% of their attention just now. And that's cool. Real life can be a bit of a turd on a hot plate now and again, so suspending reality right alongside disbelief seems like a healthy decision. All of which to say, thanks for hanging out with us. Gravity — both the being-serious kind and the falling-down kind — is not something we handle well. You clearly don't either, and we're happy you chose to unfurl your freak flag across the nose of the 9. High five, space monkey. We wouldn't be here without you. And the healer pod. You've been listening to: Kevin Hall as Greg David S Dear as Doctor Theo Bromae Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield Kyle Jones is Narrator Two and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound engineer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remember those days, hanging out at the mall, thinking Spencer's Gifts was the height of counter-culture because they had festive roach clips? Yeah, me neither. I spent all my time at Waldenbooks. Anyway, get ready for a trip backwards in time to the mall. I can almost smell the Orange Julius and Cinnabon (which reminded me that I made coffee that was currently cooling in the other room, dammit. I'm back now) and hear the yelps as another pre-teen gets their ears pierced at Claire's. There's a very confused security guard -slash-sommelier, some moaning, and somebody ends up with an earring in their forehead. (Now taking bets on who THAT turns out to be.) Because you haven't got the sense nature gave a goat, you're listening to: Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle Eric Perry as Joe Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Lee Shackleford as Pluto introducing the Narrator's kiddo, Michaela Nadolny Gourley as Emma, the Counter Girl and John Dowgin of Mission: Rejected as Cyril the Security Guy. Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable & Folly network! Please support our partners here: https://fableandfolly.com/partners/. And be sure to check out the other great Fable & Folly shows at https://fableandfolly.com/. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The end of all things. "Ruslan and Ludmilla" Epilogue, by Alexander Pushkin. Translated by A. S. Kline. Directed and Produced by Ari Rosenthal. Written and Associate Produced by Carmenn Kocznur. Adapted from his original short story "Fantom IX." Starring Peter Wicks as Ilia Zakharov, Allison Cossitt as Fan, Sarah Golding as Mesiya, Erika Sanderson as Kryuchkov, James Scully as Cosmodrome Security, Brandon Levine as Sledstvenny Security. Additional Voices by Peter Wishinski and Karim Kronfli. Dialogue Editing by Benton Hodges. Sound Design and Mix by Manas Kunder. Score by Jakub Żerański. Special thanks to Matt Richmond and the Audio Drama Lab.For more information, go to denouncermedia.comThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy

NO FLESH SHALL STAND"The Russian God" by Pyotr Vyazemsky. Translated by Alan Myers. Directed and Produced by Ari Rosenthal. Written and Associate Produced by Carmenn Kocznur. Adapted from his original short story "Fantom IX." Starring Peter Wicks as Ilia Zakharov, Allison Cossitt as Fan, Sarah Golding as Mesiya, Erika Sanderson as Kryuchkov, James Scully as Cosmodrome Security, Brandon Levine as Sledstvenny Security. Additional Voices by Peter Wishinski and Karim Kronfli. Dialogue Editing by Benton Hodges. Sound Design and Mix by Manas Kunder. Score by Jakub Żerański. Special thanks to Matt Richmond and the Audio Drama Lab.For more information, go to denouncermedia.comThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy