The New Albion Radio Hour Presents Astonishing Tales of the Highly Improbable

Lloyd want you all to know how much he loves you and will miss you.

Lloyd is actually horrified.

It is ridiculous that these episodes, full of insane story shenanigans, are just described according to Lloyd's mood. With that said, i'd say about... medium salt this time. Which is a good day for him over all but with enough salt to make the popcorn tasty.

Lloyd is in a rather good mood.

Cheery Lloyd encourages creativity. Also, the moment many have waited very patiently for.

Lloyd loves college students and college students love Lloyd.

Jill oddly loves the word wench.

Lloyd is a sweet ninja muffin.

After 20 episodes of Lloyd being salty, why stop now?

The gang hangs in the Decadent Abbey and become lorewhores

Asha, Jill & Michael set off in search of the Decadent Abbey.

We conclude the saga of William and prepare for what follows.

Orgies, Lorewhore, and Gore.

Lloyd embraces happy happy joy joy.

We continue our story of young William.

Lloyd reaches post-salty. It is the least salty you will ever see Lloyd. Enjoy it.

Finally... at long last... Lloyd reaches Peak Salty.

Look, what do you want me to say? Lloyd is salty. We all know he's salty. He doesn't get unsalty. He's never going to get unsalty. I'm not going to freaking write Lloyd is salty every episode. Its just ridiculous. And our main story, well, it continues. What do you expect is to do? What am i gonna do give you spoilers? I'm not giving you spoilers. It's a really good one, though, but how can you believe me? What am i gonna say, This one's kinda lame? It's not. What do you want out of these descriptions? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? IS MY BLOOD, MY VERY LIFE FORCE SPENT MAKING ALL THIS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? Sigh. This week, Lloyd is salty and our story continues.

Lloyd really goes on for a bit and Asha's situation moves to fubar pretty quickly.

Welcome to Season 2

Lloyd talk about how he was flowered and Jill is completely screwed.

Finally. Lloyd is not salty. And our story finally gets very interesting.

Bets are being taken as to when Lloyd will not be salty. Will this be the episode? Also, we focus on the ghost boy.

This leg of our tale concludes

Our story continues as Michael traverses the underground city of the gnomes.

Our story of the post human known as Michael continues.

We begin our season long story with an odd tale chronicling the early years of the "post human" known as Michael, or, more accurately, his great grandfather Cory.