Why would you SAY that?!

THE AUDIO IS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE *PLEASE PROTECT YOUR EARS AT 2:52* In this episode, Shoogie and Scrappy come back from their self-prescribed vacation with the same, if not less, motivation. Shoogie slanders the D'Amelio name and accidentally name-drops the target of her TikTok prank. Scrappy talks about Shoogie's finger interference and describes her experience with her imaginary demon *Chris*. (TW: drugs, overdose, but don't worry she is completely fine!)

WARNING: We still suck and are struggling with audio (as we will explain) but for some reason, we seemed to blow out our audio screaming (as we do) multiple times in this episode. In this episode, Scrappy tries to make people care about the madness that is Riverdale and roasts her soon-to-be in-laws over shoes. Shoogie contributes some juicy ad-libs and tells us about how she thought she was Shirley Temple.

In their first episode, Shoogie and Scrappy try to figure out how podcasting works without a professional mic because they are professional like that. Conversation includes urine samples, mother monkeys, and Shoogie's bad track record with flushing toilets.