Designated Hits

Join us for a loosey-goosey, fart joke-filled trek through two of the best comedic bands in the game today. We discuss how these bands are two sides of the same coin, how Andy Samberg is one of the best people alive, and how Garfunkel and Oates are masters at reclaiming their bodily autonomy and sexuality. And we laugh at just so many fart and ding dong jokes y'all. This episode is not for the overly mature.

We have returned with a matchup of 90s proportions. It's Adam's beloved Beastie Boys, the band whose reputation betrays the depth and talent within, and Josh's begrudging Beck, who's fun if forgettable. Join us as Andy umps this game to decide who will stand tall. Adam writes these descriptions and Andy is dead to him.

As you can no doubt see this episode is not the length of an actual baseball game so we've seemingly figured something out at least. Let us take you out to the ballgame where we discuss the merits of one of the 2000s more unsung pop stars and No Doubt because doing just Gwen Stafani on her own is too damn depressing.

It's time for another marathon. Put on your waders, shit's about to get deep

Everyone knows that baseball is America's pastime but wouldn't you agree that having arguments with your friends about things that don't really matter is the TRUE pastime of the red white and blue? We here at Designated Hits believe that there's no debate that can't be solved through the lens of baseball. As long as that debate is which band is better. As long as there are only two bands. And as longs as the two bands are fairly similar. So get your peanuts and Cracker Jacks as we compare bitchin tunes from one of the 70s and 80s best rock bands and also Foreigner. Batter up!