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Weekly comedy podcasts! Currently, we have two main podcast series: 1. Two Old Men in a Shed : Join Alfred and Geoffrey as they forget their show notes and talk about life, ducks and whatever they can remember. A bi-weekly show that will make you laugh, think and hope you don't become as old as Ge…

Siôn (Scary Outside)

  • Oct 24, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 12m AVG DURATION
  • 30 EPISODES
  • 1 SEASONS


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A Presentation on the History and Emotional Connection of Walls

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 5:11


Episode Notes A very special bonus episode. We are proud to welcome Professor Erwin WallSlurp, who gives a special talk on the history of walls, as well as the emotional and physical connection that we can get from them. Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E27 - Two Old Men Unscripted - Return from Lock-down Part 1.5

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 13:08


Episode Notes After another lock-down, Alfred is back, but where is Geoffrey? Unfortunately, there is some very bad news with Geoffrey. Alfred talks about his own experience during lockdown and escaping his wife, and at the end of the episode their is a surprise visitor? Who can it be? Whoopy-Doo! Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E26 - How To Come Up With New Character Voices

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 11:51


Episode Notes Here is a very unscripted talk by me, Siôn, about how I come up with all of my characters and character voices. The talk is done through various character voices that have either already been created by myself or are created during the talk. The talk in unscripted and unplanned and sounds it. Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E25 - Brian's Neighbourhood Watch - Now Unscripted

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 9:05


Episode Notes Brian and a wonderful selection of his neighbours are back! - Again! This is a multi-character fictional comedy show, part of the Scary Outside podcasts. In this show Brian spies on his neighbours, all of them weird, wonderful and mostly weird characters. Now, the Scary Outside comedy podcast shows are STILL unscripted! Might be forever, who knows? Well, I should, but I don't! Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E24 - Brian's Neighbourhood Watch - Now Unscripted

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 11:26


Episode Notes Brian and a wonderful selection of his neighbours are back! This is a multi-character fictional comedy show, part of the Scary Outside podcasts. In this show Brian spies on his neighbours, all of them weird, wonderful and mostly weird characters. Now, the Scary Outside comedy podcast shows are unscripted! Might be forever, who knows? Well, I should, but I don't! Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-4a4150 for 40% off for 4 months, and support Scary Outside Podcast.

S1E23 - Two Old Men Unscripted - Return from Lock-down Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 15:38


Episode Notes After being locked away with no phone and no internet for months, Geoffrey is back to visit Alfred and record a podcast in his shed! How did he entertain himself during this time? He probably doesn't know. Now, the Two Old Men in a Shed series of Scary Outside podcasts are completely unscripted and not-live! Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside Check out our podcasting host, Pinecast. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code r-4a4150 for 40% off for 4 months, and support Scary Outside Podcast.

S1E22 - Crazy Stories - I Can Talk To Ducks

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 9:23


Episode Notes Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts! Every Thursday, we release funny episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories and Comedy Sketches!Today on Crazy Stories: Some weird guy talks about his connection to animals. How he always had a deeper connection to animals than to humans. This is how he learnt to speak to ducks.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E21 - Two Old Men in a Shed - Geoffrey's Birthday

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 14:44


Episode Notes Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts! Every Thursday, we release funny episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories and Comedy Sketches!Today on Two Men in a Shed Geoffrey hates surprises, unfortunately, Alfred has forgotten this important fact! See what happens when Geoffrey arrives at the shed to record the podcast!Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E20 - Crazy Stories - I Had a Sex Toy in Me for 10 Years

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 9:21


Episode Notes Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts! Every Thursday, we release funny episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories and Comedy Sketches!Today on Crazy Stories: Sex was boring, nobody turned her on, until one innocent accident changed her world!Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E19 - Two Old Men in a Shed - The False-Teeth Mystery

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 15:37


Episode Notes Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts are back! With a new Thursday release schedule! Including episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories, and Comedy Sketches!The Two Old Men in a shed; Geoffrey and Alfred are back! This time Geoffrey has a story about how Doris lost her teeth in an attempted kiss! This episode includes bus drivers, false-legs and Geoffrey annoying Alfred once again!Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E18 - Brian's Neigbourhood Watch - Presents & Turkey

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 13:50


Episode Notes Meet some of the other weird and strange neighbours as well as the new old new neighbours from last time. Brian has got himself a spy kit. So he uses it to spy on his wonderful, strange and idiotic neighbours. Featuring lots of soon to be favourite characters, this is Brian's neighbourhood watch.Today, a lot of Brian's neighbours are playing with their Christmas presents.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Specials - Don't Call be Fat

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 6:10


Episode Notes Why can't we call fat people fat anymore? Doctor Derek Durchenfun presents a talk on internet outrage and being able to call fat people fat.A comedic look from a speaker on these issues.www.scaryoutside.comAvailable on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/scary-outside-podcast/id1482462468Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1sSqCIqOZxfJMzr4s0Bg3h?si=kS0TVTbfSpaWCak__8wvVgSupport us by subscibing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743or tipping us on Pinecast:https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideor PayPal https://www.paypal.me/sionLlewSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E17 - Brian's Neighbourhood Watch

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 13:59


Episode Notes Meet some of the other weird and strange neighbours as well as the new old new neighbours from last time. Brian has got himself a spy kit. So he uses it to spy on his wonderful, strange and idiotic neighbours. Featuring lots of soon to be favourite characters, this is Brian's neighbourhood watch.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E16 - Two Men in a Shed: Special Guest: Doris

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 15:40


Episode Notes The Me Me Me Magazine are on a Christmas break, so, we are back with the Two Old Men in a Shed. Today, we have the first of our special guests... ...Doris! Who is she? What does she want? Where is Geoffrey?Another episode of the fictional comedy show Two Old Men in a ShedSupport the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E15 - Brian's Neighbourhood Watch

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 10:30


Episode Notes Brian has got himself a spy kit. So he uses it to spy on his wonderful, strange and idiotic neighbours. Featuring lots of soon to be favourite characters, this is Brian's neighbourhood watch.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E14 - Two Men in a Shed: War Showers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 13:29


Episode Notes It all starts with tea! And always finishes up with naked soldiers...what? Another episode of the fictional comedy show Two Old Men in a ShedSupport the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E13 - Me Me Me Magazine 007: Botched Surgery!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 13:18


Episode Notes Welcome to the 7th issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest lifestyle and fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: I had botched surgery! Stop traffic with a 'great' fashion idea. Auntie May is here to help fools! Support the podcast at [Patreon here] (https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743). Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E12 - Two Men in a Shed: Is She Cheating?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 13:59


Episode Notes Geoffrey is getting to grips with life alongside his new online bride. However, the old fool has noticed something strange about his new wife... He explains it to a still perplexed Alfred.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E11 - Me Me Me Magazine 006: I Lost 50% Body Fat in 6 Months

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 14:23


Episode Notes Welcome to the 6th issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest lifestyle and fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: I lost 50% body fat in 6 months Our Agony Aunt helps a listener with removing a tapeworm. Our fashion 'expert' Trinnie gives advice on sexism at work. Support the podcast at [Patreon here] (https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743). Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E10 - Two Men in a Shed: Geoffrey Gets Healthy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 14:24


Episode Notes Alfred looks a little depressed today. He's also a little hungry and has no biscuits in his pockets for the first time in recent memory. So Alfred is excited that Geoffrey might finally join him for a healthy meal with his wife Mabel.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E9 - Me Me Me Magazine 005: I Was Sold for a Camel

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 14:24


Episode Notes Welcome to the fifth issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: I was sold for a camel Our Agony Aunt shows a listener how to lose weight quicker than any other diet! Our fashion 'expert' Trinnie gives advice on fighting bum-pinching. Support the podcast at [Patreon] ([https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743]) here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E8 - Two Men in a Shed: Geoffrey Makes a New Friend

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 12:52


Episode Notes Geoffrey is excited today in the shed because he claims he has made a new friend. Alfred has his suspicions that it might be another imaginary friend.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

Specials - Modern World: Internet Outrage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 10:09


Episode Notes A Scary Outside Special. Modern World: Internet Outrage.Why are we pretending to be outraged about what we see on social media? Why are we hypocrites?A comedic look from a speaker who these issues and social network justice warriors!www.scaryoutside.comAvailable on iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/scary-outside-podcast/id1482462468Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1sSqCIqOZxfJMzr4s0Bg3h?si=kS0TVTbfSpaWCak__8wvVgSupport us by subscibing on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743or tipping us on Pinecast:https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideor PayPal https://www.paypal.me/sionLlewSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1E7 - Me Me Me Magazine 004: I Made Love to a Car

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 13:55


Episode Notes Welcome to the second issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: I made love to the car of my dreams Our Agony Aunt helps a man who wants to be a her Other things that are so ridiculous that you'll probably laugh! Support the podcast at [Patreon] ([https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743]) here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E6 - Two Men in a Shed: Geoffrey's Shoes

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 10:47


Episode Notes Geoffrey arrives late to the shed, I mean recording studio. Also he is missing something! If you can't figure out what he's missing, you're as bad as Geoffrey!Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743By Siôn at ScaryOutside www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E5 - Me Me Me Magazine 003: I gave birth in Burger King!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 15:50


Episode Notes Welcome to the second issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: I gave birth in Burger King! Our Agony Aunt helps out a sex addict! Other things that you never knew you wanted to listen to! Support the podcast at [Patreon] ([https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743]) here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E4 - Two Men in a Shed: Hospital

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 12:00


Episode Notes Well, they're old, so the hospital has to come-up sometime! Alfred has been in hospital this week and Geoffrey, well, he's still alive.Let's see if Alfred can follow the show's notes this episode or will Geoffrey recycle, lose or eat them!Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E3 - Me Me Me Magazine 002: I had surgery to look like Elton John!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 13:47


Episode Notes Welcome to the second issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: I had surgery to look like Elton John Our Agony Aunt helps out an 18 year old virgin! Much more nonsense! Support the podcast at [Patreon] ([https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743]) here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E2 - Two Men in a Shed: Meet Old Friends

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 11:49


Episode Notes Alfred wants to start a podcast in his shed, he hasn't got much else to do and it sounds like a jolly good hobby. So he has invited his only friend, Geoffrey over. Unfortunately, Geoffrey doesn't have the best memory or much idea of where he is.What could go wrong?Luckily, Alfred has prepared some show notes to help these silly old men down the path of podcasting.Support the podcast at Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside

S1E1 - Me Me Me Magazine 001: My Husband is the Furniture

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 13:47


Episode Notes Welcome to the first issue of Me Me Me Magazine. The last place you'll want to look for the latest fashion advice. In this episode: Main Story: My husband is the furniture in our house! Get a sexy walk with Trinnie's fashion advice. Much more! Support the podcast at Patreon here:https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743Part of the Scary Outside series of comedy podcasts. www.scaryoutside.comSupport Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outsideThis podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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