Squishy & Delishy

When my nose started running, I didn't know that it would lead to an epic song full of love, loss, sadness and happiness. I didn't know it would lead to a little slice of Americana. But that's exactly what happened.

Introducing the Notorious LOL to rap for us about the biggest creep in all the old fairy tales. It's not an evil stepmother or a sea witch octopus lady or even a big bad wolf...Yeah the biggest creep isn't who you're expecting at all. TELL IT Notorious LOL!

There are monsters at the ballet, not sure if you should be running away from the theater or running to the theater. It's sure to be dangerous with all those monsters, but then again, when will you ever get to see monsters trying to dance ballet ever again. We welcome back our good friend Alessandra Rose to read this one.

Poor dear sweet Yolanda Yvette swallowed her alto clarinet, and now her voice sounds like a dying cow. Follow Yolanda as she learns how to take the thing that makes her different and turn it into her greatest strength. Read by friend of the pod, Alessandra Rose.

Are you ready for the best darn cooking show in all the land. With Billy the cooking expert who makes gourmet meals with whatever you've got on hand.

"Be careful eating watermelon," my mother told me, chew slowly and make sure you spit out each seed. But alas, indeed I didn’t take heed, and I swallowed, on accident, a big fat seed...

Have you ever been to a party where there's been way to many hippos? They fill the entire house, shaking it down to the foundation. Spinning, sweating, smelling rank. These hippos move like army tanks. I guess, that's just how it goes. When you gotta house full of hippos. Featuring Alessandra Rose on vocals.

Oh snap, Brunch Robot has heard both Dinner and Breakfast Robot and has some words for both of them. Who is the best Robot Chef? If you have a strong opinion, you can call the Riddles For Kiddles Hotline (951.638.0509) and tell us who you think won.

Breakfast Robot heard dinner robots harsh rhymes and gets his turn to answer back. This is really turning into a robot rap battle. Who is going to win?!?

It's our first ever Robot Week. It seems like Dinner Robot heard Breakfast Robot talking about how great he is, and Dinner Robot has something he'd like to say about who is truly the best robot chef. Watchout Breakfast Robot!

Today we get the answer to Riddle #2 and hear riddle #3! WOO HOO for riddles!!!!

Today we hear the answer to Riddle #1 and hear riddle #2!

Introducing Riddles For Kiddles! This week every episode will be a new riddle (that of course rhymes). If you figure it out call 951.638.0509 and tell us your name, where you're from, and the answer! If you call in first with the correct answer we’ll play your response on the next episode.

It's hard being a kid, And this kid's got it harder than most. Today's poem is by the worlds unluckiest child.

Today we have four poems for the price of one! You'll hear how one innovative fire department is using dogs to fight fires. You'll meet a very rare bird with an interesting call. You'll here how one enterprising kid is keeping his underwear fresh. And you'll meet a very jealous hambuger.

This song is for every girl out there who has had long hair and a mom.

If you own a very naughty donkey there are some pros and cons about taking him with you to Hawaii, and there are some pros and cons about leaving him home alone. Let's examine all those pros and cons shall we?

We got our first sponsor! Chimp Chimes! This wonderful company is #1 at removing naughty chimpanzees from your home, and they do it humanely with a set of chimes that make a tinkling noise that chimpanzees cannot resist. Today's episode is brought to you by Chimp Chimes!

Our special guest Alessandra Rose has a problem, cows are living on her head. When you have a problem this serious there's nothing to do but sing about it.

Don’t be scared of this lion, he promises NOT to eat you up... For he is a vegetarian. He TOTALLY won’t eat you. Seriously. He promises, and if you can’t trust a hungry lion these days, who can you trust?!?!

You’re about to meet the dirtiest girl to ever dirt. She rides in a garbage truck, is proud of all the stains on her shirt and dearly loves her little band of fleas. Tell your kids not to be like Gracie and instead bathe regularly.

Have you ever noticed how different colors have different meanings? Red means stop, green means go, blue means sad. Well sit back and enjoy the Color Song! A song that breaks down what every color means.

In the first ever episode of Squishy and Delishy you’ll meet Molly McBing, world-renowned Swing expert, as she attempts the first ever 360 over-the-top move. Will she make it? What will happen? We know, because we wrote the poem. You’ll find out soon, you know, after you listen!

He runs on bacon fuel and will do your chores. I’m not sure what else we have to say about this one. He also has a pretty hardcore rivalry with the dinner robot, but that’s a story for another day... somewhere down the road.

Have you ever heard a country song sung by a plate of scrambled eggs who was down on his luck? Wow, then you are really going to like today’s episode, as a poor little plate of scrambled eggs sings about how hard his life has been as he asks you not to eat him.