Where I'm Planted

In this episode I give (yet another) explanation for being MIA on the first day of a brand new year. If we're honest with ourselves, time is relative, but I think we could all use a new start with a fresh page. Disclaimer: I missed you, and I recorded this in a closet. Apologies in advance.

In this episode we chat about my long unintentional hiatus, have an open discussion about current events, and somehow I still find a way to sneak in talking about Twilight. Disclaimer: I hope you are doing well.

This episode is about, yes, Pennywise and other frightening things. We talk about my experiences with horror movies, my unconventional reactions to fear, and my experiences being haunted. Curl up with a blanket and a lit candle, because we're about to get spooky up in here. Disclaimer: This episode contains mild spoilers about the "It" movies, and a rave review of the animated 2002 horse movie "Spirit." Another disclaimer: If you are also haunted, you should also do the smart thing that I did and take a video for the internet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we get a little deep as we talk about confidence. Faking it, finding it, having it, and having it stolen. I give you all a look into my confidence journey and things that challenge my confidence. We also talk about how the internet is sold out of podcast mics and how I find that absolutely hilarious. Disclaimer: Being a youtube influencer is super cool. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode you are invited onto the terrifying ride that is my train of random thoughts. We discuss Star Wars, my love for Taco Bell, my thoughts on Buzzfeed quizzes, and my hot takes about the Masked Singer. I welcome you all to listen to this absolute mess of an episode and think, "wow, she is super passionate about things that are definitely not important." If by chance a thought such as this passes your mind, you would be 100% correct. Disclaimer: I warn you in the beginning that this episode is rambling and pointless. Consider yourself warned. Other disclaimer: I love you and you're doing great. I know things are the worst right now, but I am proud of you. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we discuss irrational fears, creepy situations, and how I act preparanoid in my daily life. In this episode I also subtly and casually refer to the fact that my apartment is haunted as if that will not incite questions. This episode also includes a brief story about my time working retail, which we can all agree is the true source of my fear.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode we talk about my issues with Facebook, and how Facebook challenges have taken over the world. I share 7 things that I hate but everyone else loves, and some of my list might surprise you. If you have any qualms about my list, feel free to contact me directly so we can handle our issues like adults, by having a dance off six feet apart in front of a TGI Fridays. Disclaimer: please don't hate me because I don't like Friends. Another Disclaimer: I like my friends, just not Friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In Episode 2 you will learn more about yours truly. I tell a couple of stories about my formative years, my battle to be "cool," and my experiences of picking my outfit for the Met Ball of 6th grade, the middle school dance. This episode also features a colorful retelling of my first date and the tragedies that followed.  Disclaimer: if you are one of the people mentioned in this episode, I truly apologize. Especially if you are Charles. I am so sorry.  Another disclaimer: I have nothing but respect and love for Burlington Coat Factory.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In this episode you can expect a vivacious introduction of what will become your favorite podcast past-time, a thrilling commentary on the impact of the Twilight series in times of crisis, and what Hogwarts houses the Twilight characters would be sorted into. Disclaimer: All opinions are mine, and they may very well not be accurate. If you are Stephanie Meyer or J.K. Rowling and you have qualms about my sorting, I am no sorting hat. Please facetime me and we can chat about it like adults. Another disclaimer: This episode contains subtle spoilers about a movie series that ended years ago. If you haven't seen it yet, please watch it. Or, at the very least, do not get angry about my spoilers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app