CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn

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Winner of Best Comedy at the 2018 Australian Podcast Awards, CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell. The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Lar…

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    • Jun 20, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 29m AVG DURATION
    • 12 EPISODES
    • 1 SEASONS


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    Episode 6 - Baby Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 30:24


    Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

    Episode 5 - The Cat's Pajamas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 28:05


    Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. 

    Episode 4 - Child Labour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 31:53


    Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. 

    Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 31:56


    Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. 

    Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 27:00


    Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating' after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.

    Episode 1 - Bring the Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 26:16


    Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don't fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids.

    Episode 6 - Baby Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2017 31:24


    Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany and Kat DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Wingnut and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Barry Ginnane. With guests: SARINA ROWELL as Baby Shower Mum and SAM PETERSEN as Burnsey And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator. bp3k3u33

    Episode 5 - The Cat's Pajamas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2017 29:06


    Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Shane and LACHY HULME as Sturgo With guests: SARINA ROWELL as the Receptionist and SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and Dion And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

    Episode 4 - Child Labour

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2017 32:54


    Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff and Con the Fruiterer DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Cyrus, Anton and Hurley and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo With guests: SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and LEE SIMON and BRIAN MANNIX as Themselves And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

    Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2017 32:57


    Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Kids and LACHY HULME as Sturgo, Henry and Sir Leo With guests: CASEY BENNETTO as Christos Tsiolkas and SAM PETERSEN as Ernie Dingo And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

    Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 28:01


    Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.  Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Mandy-Anne and the Angry Mother ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and the Waiter DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as  the Maitre’D and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Mal Paget With guests: SIMON ROGERS as Roderick and SARINA ROWELL and SAM PETERSEN  as Society Members And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

    Episode 1 - Bring the Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 27:17


    Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids. Starring: GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Claire ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne DAMIAN COWELL as John CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany DJOVAN CARO as Paul and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo With guests: SIMON ROGERS as Ted SARINA ROWELL as Kerry and the Receptionist and SAM PETERSEN as Dion And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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