Cotton Mouth

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Welcome to Cotton Mouth, the show about nothing, and yet, everything at the same time.

Patrick Batik


    • Jul 30, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    10. Balls, Bars and Bruises, Part 1 (feat. Paul)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 36:36


    *TW: Self- Harm, Prison stories, Sexual Assault, Racism… In this episode, I sit down with my cousin Paul over the phone and we reflect on his decade he spent in the NYS department of corrections as an inmate. We get candid on his experiences in prison and the subjects we touch upon, while challenging to listen to at times, is still intriguing and I'm tremendously proud of this episode, as it shines a light on the issues of mental health and prison. Two issues that go hand-in-hand but are seldom discussed. It's a subject that makes people uncomfortable; so Paul and I collaborate to deliver you what I think will be the best episode so far. Enjoy!

    9. Bill Nye Would be Disappointed… (feat. Cassi, Matt and Steve)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 38:56


    WARNING- this episode may give you an existential crisis and make you feel mind-numbingly small. In this episode, I sit down with Cassi, Matt and Steve and discuss the newest piece of space technology: The James Webb Telescope. It took genius engineers decades to develop this incredible piece of technology; now four baked stoners sit down and try to discuss the telescope in a 30-minute conversation… Enjoy!

    8. This One Scares Me… (feat. Cassi and Mackenzie)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 53:35


    In this episode, I sit down with Cassi and newcomer, Mackenzie To discuss various phobias, be it the ones we have and ones we find peculiar. My personal interest in phobias stems from my intense arachnophobia as well as my background in psychology. Any comments or suggestions? Feel free to reach out! I can be reached any time at Patrick.cottonmouthpodcast@gmail.com. And guess what!? Cotton Mouth officially has a website! As of today, we can additionally be reached at: https://www.podpage.com/cotton-mouth/ . I wholeheartedly apologize for the delay in posting. I am writing ideas constantly and only want to deliver what I feel is worth consuming. Enjoy!

    7. Let's See How this one Goes… (feat. Steve, Diamond, Cassi and Matt)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 66:51


    In this episode, we definitely get deeper than we're used to. We get pretty heated and mildly political. Your host tries to avoid politics but will never censure a guest. This episode might shock and offend you, but that's what having a dialogue is all about, and until we get past being uncomfortable about certain topics, we will never get past our differences. Any comments? Feel free to email me at: Patrick.cottonmouthpodcast@gmail.com

    6. Who We Were Part II (feat. Matt, Diamond, Stephen and Cassi)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 67:05


    In part II of our 2-parter we break down some of the viral videos from our heyday! This one gets graphic and gross! Any and all suggestions are welcome, email us at Patrick.cottonmouthpodcast.gmail.com! Also, like us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/CottonMouthPodcast/

    5. Who We Were, Part I (Featuring Matt, Diamond and Cassi)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 87:11


    We chronicle and detail who we were and what we used to do in the yesteryear of the internet. Matt and I also share stories about work. Follow us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/CottonMouthPodcast/ Also feel free to email me directly with ANY feedback, positive or negative at Patrick.Cottonmouthpodcast@gmail.com

    4. Older, Fatter, Moister (feat. Sean)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 53:31


    I sit down at 11:50 PM and attempt to have a conversation with my little brother who just turned 21 back in March. We reminisce about our childhood shenanigans and the stunts we used to pull, as well as some stories about our police interactions that even our parents don't know about (until now!)

    3. Let's Learn Something! (feat. Matt, Diamond and Cassi)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 63:56


    In this episode, we share stories about our first time getting high along with stories of our childhood shenanigans. In the second half, we play a trivia game while baked, with the hopes that we learn something! Enjoy! Please subscribe and don't hesitate to send suggestions to: Patrick.cottonmouthpodcast@gmail.com

    2. How to Get Away With M*rder (feat. Matt, Diamond, Cassi and Steve)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 54:56


    **PLEASE NOTE- THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY** This is not a literal “how to” guide on how to commit a crime, this is a conversation between five intellectuals on how it could (or couldn't for that matter) even be theoretically possible to do so. Any comments or suggestions, feel free to reach out to me at Patrick.Cottonmouthpodcast@gmail.com

    1. Self Incrimination (feat. Matt, Diamond, Cassi and Steve)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 49:31


    Welcome to Cotton Mouth, the show about nothing, and yet, everything at the same time. In this inaugural episode, in honor of 4/20, we attempt to discuss criminals who royally screwed up their own plans by ratting themselves out on social media. Joining me in this episode is: Stephen, his fiancé Matthew, their roommate, Diamond, my girlfriend Cassi and of course, me, Patrick. Sit back, relax, and enjoy, I hope I make you laugh! Any and all suggestions are welcome, feel free to email me at Patrick.Cottonmouthpodcast@gmail.com.

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