SO PELEN GOT BORED ONE DAY AND WAS LIKE “YO HECTOR LETS MAKE A PODCAST!” HECTOR SAID “NO” AFTER A COUPLE ROUNDS OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS (I SPELLED THAT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY) PELEN WON AND GOT TO MAKE A PODCAST. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END.
IN THE SEASON OPENER, HECTOR AND PELEN TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE SEASON THREE THEIR BEST ONE YET. ALONG THE WAY, THEY START A BOYBAND, PELEN RANTS ABOUT STUART LITTLE, AND HECTOR MAKES A DISTURBING CALL TO A CELEBRITY. ALSO PELEN GOT A NEW LAPTOP :D
AFTER A MONTH OF BEING ON HIATUS, HECTOR AND PELEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A COMEBACK. IT DIDN'T GO WELL.
IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN TALK ABOUT CAPITALISM, WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DEATH, AND PAPER AIRPLANES. WE ALSO CALL OUR FRIENDS AND CHALLENGE THEM TO SPELL A VERY DIFFICULT WORD. IM NOT GOING TO SPELL IT BECAUSE IT'S DIFFICULT AND MAKES ME MAD :( ALSO PELEN HAS AN ANXIETY ATTACK ALSO WE GOT TO TALK TO HECTOR'S MOM. WHAT A QUEEN. LOVE YOU QUEEN.
IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN USE SOUND EFFECTS, PONDER ABOUT COP CARS, DISCUSS MISOGYNY, TALK ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES, FREESTYLE, SING SONGS ABOUT MAKING OUT, AND DISCUSS HOW SNOOP DOGG IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN THEM. RIP JOHN CANDY
IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN SIT DOWN WITH TREYJUAN TO DISCUSS LOVE, REJECTION, RAISING CANES, AND HOW TO GET YOUR CRUSH TO LIKE YOU BACK. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. DON'T GET PREGNANT. THE WORLD HAS ENOUGH SCORPIO'S.
HECTOR AND PELEN DO NOT FIGHT ZOMBIES. :( THEY WISH THEY DID BUT THEY JUST DO NOT HAVE THE MATERIALS NECESSARY TO DO SO. BLACK HISTORY MONTH IS COMING UP SO GO HUG A BLACK PERSON. LOVE Y'ALL
ALL OF THE PEOPLE WE TRIED TO GET ON THE SHOW CANCELLED ON US LOLZ :/ UM WE MAKE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD. ALSO WE WON A TROPHY FOR HAVING THE BEST GODDAMN PODCAST IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH. SORRY IF THIS EPISODE SUCKS. WE TRIED. IM GONNA MAKE A BOWL OF CEREAL BYE. HECTOR AND PELEN FOREVER
IN THIS EPISODE, HECTOR AND PELEN TRANSFER TO MORTON HIGH SCHOOL. WE TALK TO LANDON AND GOT TO MEET LMFAO. REMEMBER THAT BAND? PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSEEEE TONIGHT. WE TALK ABOUT TEEN PREGNANCY, GUYS NAMED KEITH, AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS LIKE "WHO IS MY REAL DAD?" YOU KNOW THE IMPORTANT STUFF. SEASON 2 STARTS NOW [SENT WITH SLAM EFFECT]
HO HO HOES! IT'S THE MOST AWFUL TIME OF THE YEAR AND WE'RE BACK TO DESTROY YOUR HOLIDAY PLANS WITH A BRAND NEW BONUS EPISODE THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO KISS SO MANY PEOPLE UNDER THE MISTLETOE. WE ALSO ANNOUNCE SEASON 2 AND OUR PLANS FOR THE NEW YEAR. THANKS FOR LISTENING UH HAPPY HOELIDAYS. HAPPY BURFDAY JESUS. SEE YOU IN A FEW WEEKS
ON THE SEASON ONE FINALE WE ARE JOINED BY THE MAYOR OF HAMMOND HIMSELF THOMAS MCDERMOTT JR. AND WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM POLITICS TO WINGS TO 2 CHAINZ. SEE YOU NEXT SEASON [SENT WITH LASERS]
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WE MADE A BONUS EPISODE TO DISCUSS THE SCHOOL CITY OF HAMMOND DEBACLE. @ SCOTT MILLER. MISS YOU SMOLAR
WE FINALLY GOT A MICROPHONE!! YAY!! UM MILES IS AN IMMIGRANT SO WE THOUGHT WE MIGHT TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT. ENJOY. LOVE YOU. TAKE A PROBIOTIC.
INFINITY WAR: HAS THE MOST AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER IN HISTORYHECTOR AND PELEN VS. THE WORLD: HOLD MY BEER
IN THIS EPISODE WE ARE JOINED BY JUAN CAMPOS TO DISCUSS PHOTOGRAPHY, HALLOWEEN, BACON, AND KHALID'S BEARD. @ WHITNEY HOUSTON PLS DON'T SUE US QUEEN
IN THIS EPISODE WE ARE JOINED BY MAX WOLF AND ALEXIS CLARK (TWO WHITE NIGGAS) TO DISCUSS RACIAL ISSUES, TWEETS, FLORIDA MAN, CENSORSHIP, BEING GAY, AND WHY DADDY DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. OKAY IM GOING TO GO EAT DINNER. DON'T LET THIS PODCAST FLOP D:
ON OUR FIRST EPISODE WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS ERIK RAYGADAS AND EMMANUEL MORENO TALKING ABOUT POLITICS TO MIKE PENCE HATING WOMEN TO HOW DISGUSTING DENNY'S IS.