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We want to meet Nicolas Cage, and we will stop at nothing until we do. To pass the time, we talk about his filmography and dive deep into the details, things like "how insane is his hair?" and "Was that his dick?" We have fun.

Ryan Kohn & Amelia Hanks

  • Jul 14, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
  • 12 EPISODES


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Episode 12: "The Weather Man"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2019 72:30


After a four-month hiatus, HUMNC returns with a discussion of 2005's "The Weather Man." Actually, it's more like a "discussion." I don't know. A lot of time is spent on how dumb we were as kids. Intro music: Sløtface - "Pitted"

Episode 11: "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans"

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 80:36


Nic Cage does drugs, makes sports bets, threatens old ladies and eventually catches criminals, and we're here for all of it. The Sarasota Observer's Sam Chaney joins Ryan and Amelia (and Amazon Alexa) on this wild ride. Intro music: "Let Me (Die in New Orleans)" by Lord Kenney

Episode 10: "Wild at Heart"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2019 78:38


Sailor Ripley! Lula Fortune! Bobby Peru! Perdita Durango! David Lynch! Actual anal sex? This movie's got it all, baby. Come take a bite of our peach, 'cause "Wild at Heart" has got us hotter than Georgia asphalt. Intro song: "Wild at Heart" by Flor Braier

Episode 9: "Next"

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2019 66:14


Hello, we have an important message for you on this Big Game Sunday: The movie "Next" can frick off!!! It is bad!!! Follow us on Twitter @helpusmeetnic and email us (send questions please!) at cagepod@gmail.com. Ryan can be found on Twitter @Ryanakohn, while Amelia would rather perish than have you find her socials. This week's theme song: "Future (Remix)" by Kellee Maize

Episode 8: "Vampire's Kiss"

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2019 68:42


I don't even know!!! The only thing worse than this movie is this episode's audio quality. Despite the difficulties, Ryan and Amelia answer a fan email, dissect Nic Cage's bewildering accent work and debate if a brother-sister pair is fucking or not, PLUS dig deep into some wild IMDB trivia.

Episode 7: "The Family Man"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 92:15


Ryan is sick, but he and Amelia decided to pump out an episode before Christmas anyway, because reasons. They watched "The Family Man," and they talk about the movie a bit, but mostly about Amelia's weird dream that now has her furious at Ryan. Merry Holidays!

Episode 6: "The Wicker Man"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 79:23


Ryan and Amelia are joined by first-time guest Elizabeth Djinis (Sarasota Herald-Tribune, going apeshit on Twitter) and frequent guest David Conway (Sarasota Observer, going apeshit on Twitter) to discuss Cage's 2006 film "The Wicker Man." Topics include: Why Cage is once again A Good Guy, the message of the film being that women are evil, and why the film's third act became a meme-heavy wonderland. This was recorded incredibly late on Halloween, so it's extra spoOoOoOoOky. Also, apologies for the annoying Lime-a-rita can slams! Sometimes people get TOO rowdy with the alcohol. Thanks to this week's sponsor*: Iced tea! I love a good tea. "What's the tea, sis?" Iced, iced, baby!! *we don't have sponsors

Episode 5: "Red Rock West"

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 61:53


Ryan, Amelia and Katie Johns discuss the forgotten '90s classic (?) "Red Rock West." They talk about a lot of things but the most important of them, by far, is the mysterious case of #CageDick.

Episode 4: "Mandy"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 70:17


In this Very Special Episode of HUMNC, Amelia, Ryan and guest Katie Johns take a 45-minute trip to see a special screening of sweet angel Nic's new movie "Mandy." Two of us had a whale of a time! One did not.

Episode 3: "Moonstruck"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2018 65:24


Ryan, Amelia are again joined by David Conway (the people love him!) to discuss the 1987 rom-com "Moonstruck." Topic include: Our sweet boy's public declaration of suicide, his chemistry with Cher and fun facts from the film's IMDB trivia page.

Episode 2: "Con Air"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2018 87:58


Journalist David Conway joins the pod to discuss the 1997 classic (?) "Con Air." Then, Amelia and Ryan prod David for information on how to meet their favorite crazy boy.

Episode 1: "Face/Off"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2018 88:34


Ryan Kohn and Amelia Hanks are joined by friends Katie Johns and Niki Kottman in the premier episode of Help Us Meet Nicolas Cage. They discuss "Face/Off," take a Cage-centric quiz and try to take a first step in their quest to meet their hero, Nic Cage.

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