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Each week we analyze a movie, one minute a time... except the movie doesn't exist. Hosted by Stephen C James, Michael Jonathan Smith & Chris Yule.

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  • Dec 12, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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Broken Comet Justice Minute 21: It's Coming

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 26:52


This week, our heroes try to figure out what to do with a small hole! Do they put something in it? Do they not put something in it? WHAT WILL THEY DO?! Find out as we open up minute 21 of Broken Comet Justice.ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 20: Gear Gnomes

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 27:38


Meet our movie's version of Ewoks! Little gnomes with clockwork teeth! Sounds adorable right? You won't be disappointed probably!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 19: Dance of the Lances

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 32:47


What's in the cave? Only what you take with you... sweet dance moves! We stare into the true heart of beauty in minute 19 of Broken Comet justice.ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 18: Revenge of the Spinefruit

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 32:52


Buckle in for the breakdown of the funnest action scene this side of a trampoline park! It gets messy fast. And I am NOT cleaning it up.

Broken Comet Justice Minute 17: Sand Plans

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 30:45


It's an ambush at the mountaintop! but who will do the ambushing? Hopefully our heroes, but it's up for debate as we graph out minute 17 of Broken Comet Justice. 

Broken Comet Justice Minute 16: Under a Triangular Moon

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 31:54


This is what happens when an action hero, a 5 inch tall woman, and a space cat stop being polite… And start getting real… This is the campfire scene from Broken Comet Justice. Plus there’s a nice song in this one!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 15: Montokk Walk Montage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 22:30


So many teeth. Why are there so many teeth. Every time I close my eyes. It's all I can see. Enjoy the episode.ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 14: Clip Clop Hooray

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 31:25


Ever wonder how a reverse pegasus works? You're about to find out. Sorry. As we open the dusty tome of minute 14 of Broken Comet Justice!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 13: The Big Dapple

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 36:36


This week we all watch in horror as Greta goes for that red flag deep in The Nose to take down some real mean Thag thugs. Don't google ANY of that. ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 12: Crabssassin

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 40:58


Look out market stalls! You're all gettin' flipped in this minute of Broken Comet Justice. Come along as we document each desecrated space apple and take the "Run Like A Crab Assassin Challenge'!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 11: Crash Into Us

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 36:56


Theres no better day in an actor's life than when they get to walk around a fake spaceship flipping switches willy nilly. And there's lots of that to go around in minute 11 of Broken Comet Justice. As well as explosions and all that jazz. We will break it down just for you!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 10: Eight Ounces of Paper

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 33:12


What do get when you add a hard-assed space pirate, a 5-inch tall woman, and a many-horned cat alien nerd thing? Pure Cinema Magic! (TM)  Join us as we dissect the minute where our heroes finally unite! ALSO, IT TURNS OUT BRAX HAS A SCORPION TAIL.TN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 9: Hail Crabbah!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 39:49


Where's a crab handler when you need one? It's coolers and coolers of crabs as we meet the Great One Himself! Plus we get a taste of authentic space music and some nasty mayonnaise play. Enjoy this minute, if it's even possible!!!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 8: Oh Craps

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 35:40


Who's that in the butter hot tub? That's right, it's your three favorite podcast hosts breaking down another wacky minute of Broken Comet Justice! This one has extra sniveling!ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 7: Wall to Wall Crawl

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 28:21


Join as as we strain ourselves trying to watch minute 7 of Broken Comet Justice through an incomprehensible and ever expanding text crawl! It's almost fun! ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 6: An Aerial Arial

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 32:50


It's a ballet of blood, lasers and way too much exposition as we unbox minute 6 of Broken Comet Justice. ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 5: Skinsbestos

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 35:02


We look deep into the abyss of minute 5 of the very real movie, Broken Comet Justice. What do we find? A miniature women flying through the air raining laser hell on an army of space valets. Totally normal. ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website 

Broken Comet Justice Minute 4: A Symphony of Screams

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 38:34


Get your pencil and paper out, we've got some hot financial tips from some super cool money dudes. Also lots of lasers as we peel open minute 4 of Broken Comet Justice. ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website  

Broken Comet Justice Minute 3: Broken People

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 33:04


Space Valets! A horny cat! Kathy Bates' green breath! This episode has it all as we breakdown minute 3 of the totally real movie, Broken Comet Justice! ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 2: Nailed it in One

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 30:11


Shoulder check that baby out of the way because this episode demands your attention. It's time to meet our hero in minute 3 of Broken Comet Justice! ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

Broken Comet Justice Minute 1: Zarxx on Zarxx

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 29:26


It's all papyrus and parachute pants as we dive in to the first minute of our first movie! ITN on TwitterITN on InstagramITN Website

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