Is It Future or Is It Podcast?

Gonna take dead Laura to the uh I guess shoreline? and wraaaaap her in plastic... Sorry. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

We watch What Did Jack Do and barely pay attention. Also featuring Omar. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

The one that Kat didn’t supervise. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

In which Kat and Erica watch the latest episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, and talk about their sex lives. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

We kinda just recorded an episode of The Ex Files over here. Sorry if you’re expecting Twin Peaks. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

Not a clue what this episode is really about. We got drunk on my birthday and talked about Peaks with friends. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

None of this movie needed to happen. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

(shot glasses clink) FRIEEEEED GUNSSSSSS!!!!! This episode of Twin Peaks: The Return brought to you by Valero and liver failure. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

There was a cherry stem! In the shot glass! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

He was really trusting Mr. C a lot. And why does he know how to do emoticons? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

It's Monday, we're hungover and tired. Much like Andy, we have two braincells. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

Who ordered just cheese??? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

Portals have two butts. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

Harry and Coop are the best couple in Twin Peaks, fucking fight us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

We’re ROLLIN OUT with the first episode of our new series, Triple C. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

This place has everything: portals, exploding heads, screaming ladies in cars, puking zombies, cherry pie, and ANGELO. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

Still no portals. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

~ * ! ~ jöín ūs aš wę êmtër *******Thé Żøńbê******* uwu ~ ( * ~ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

In which NOTHING HAPPENS (except gay Laura). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

We done did the thing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

51 minutes? Why??? I hate us. I was sitting on my phone the whole time? I wasn't charging it? Dammit. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

*VIOLENT AIR HORNS* Nothing happens in this episode so we just make a lot of sound effects and eat Bugles while people die. Feat. a dramatic reading of Twin Peaks' greatest meme. RIP Shellie Faulkner. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

Somehow we made our single-episode episode just as long as our other ones. In which we yell about how two VERY attractive people can produce a Becky, Jeremy Renner's CGI arms, and Kat's stoned notes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

And we have our first special guest! Our friend Joe gets black out drunk and joins us on our quest to meet Wally Brando, Major Briggs' disembodied head, and the love of our life, Jade, Giver of Two Rides. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support

We might have invented podcast shitposting??? Kyle MacLachlan please don't block us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/is-it-future-or-is-it-podcast/support