So Below Average

Allison takes us back to high school in her review of Stones to Abbigale by Onision. Featuring teen trauma bonding, Gun control, and a more than questionable author, Allison has her work cut out for her as she dissects a book that has been described as “Nihilistic Cringe”. School is in session, kids: this book is so below average!

Grab your Bibles and holy water, because this episode is straight out of hell. In our third installment, Allison has a breakdown after being confronted by 12/12/12 (Evil Born), a film so bad that it nearly killed her. Featuring a paper-mache demon child, maddening amounts of misogyny, and camera work only comparable to 2000’s Battlefield Earth, this episode is sure to make you want to exorcise yourself – it's so below average! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome back, sufferers, to the So Below Average Podcast. On this, our second ever Episode, Allison explores The Jurassic Games, a movie concept so laughable that she changed her topic for the week on a dime. A mash-up of The Hunger Games, The Running Man, and Jurassic Park, this movie is sure to stun with terrible dinosaur effects and an ending holey-er than Jesus’s fishing net. May the Jaws be Ever in Your Favor! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Welcome to the first episode of the So Below Average Podcast! In this episode, Allison suffers through her review of Toxic Shark, the horrendous inspiration for this terrible podcast. Directed by Cole Sharpe and featuring a mutant shark, a bickering set of exes, and slime straight out of the Kid's Choice Awards, this movie is sure to delight those of us who love the worst things in life. It’s so below average! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, the So Below Average podcast is here to remind you that it’s not... mostly because the pool behind your house is probably haunted by a terribly animated man-eating ghost shark. Join us every other Wednesday for laughs, a terrible review, and horrible puns with your below-average host! Find us on twitter @SoBelowAverage1