Starboy's Cinema Club

In this episode I had to do research about Gungans, so you have to learn about them too, but we also finally answer Thaden's question of what the hell the blue ball things are in Phantom Menace. I took 2 full pages of notes on this episode and we talk about a terrible nickname my mother gave to me as a child, certainly a great way to finish this off. Embarrassingly mediocre, thanks for listening! Hopefully we'll have more content for you soon, but until then thanks for joining us on this weird adventure. 

"You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head." In this episode Jordyn gets mad about babies and betrayal. Ron Perlman is the voice of a melting alligator thing. And there's a lot of talk about animation teams. We also talk about the almost war crime that was chocolate flavored, Shrek themed toothpaste. 

I'll be honest I lost my notes for this one, I couldn't think of a pun, and I really didn't want to listen back to the episode. There's some cool stuff in this episode, I'm sure, and we're probably pretty funny. Probably. 

In today's episode Jordyn loses her mind over droids...again. And hopes for the podcast may be summed up into this great quote, "I actively hope we get worse." Will we? Who knows? I certainly only know that I love PLNK droids and want an army of them. 

Warning: This episode starts off rather loud so adjust your volume. Anyways, I'm gonna be real with you, this episode is mostly us talking about Pokemon. We also talk about Yu-Gi-Oh!, Beyblades, and Digimon a little bit, it was like a trip down nostalgia road as we get so many details wrong, but we have a good time doing it. 

Not gonna lie, we talk about Florida a lot in this one and I don't know why. Also the most relatable quote in this one, "It's gonna be the dumbest thing I've ever done." AND you all get to hear Jordyn lose her mind for a sec about how cute droids are. Trust me there's more to come with the droids. (Kudos if you understand the reference in this episode title -- like please tell me if you actually know what it is.)

On this episode we talk about other random things not involving Star Wars with memorable quotes like, "I took the worst road and it didn't pay off." and "Well I know the voice actor is probably sexy." (Spoiler: he is) 

It’s our first official episode! Listen in for gems such as, "Oh, I don't want to do this." or "No child left behind, but the kids are clones." and much more! 

Episode Zero of our newest venture. Come meet the nerds who will be talking about Star Wars for the next millennium. We promise it'll only get weirder as we go on.