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The Thirsty Gallon: an H2O-fueled podcast hosted by Griffyn and Ethan, your local tie-dye wearing trash panda and floppy drag queen icon Ethan. Join us while we talk about body positivity, sexual positivity, stereotypes, functioning as millennial ''adults'', and all the eye-opening experiences of da…

Griffyn Albers

  • Sep 12, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 37m AVG DURATION
  • 8 EPISODES


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See Ya On The Flip Side

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2020 4:48


Hello my little Hydro Beans. Excited and kinda sad to announce we are rebranding The Thirsty Gallon. It's time for a change and after a 7 Month hiatus, it feels right. Hope you'll still stay on the journey with me, and if you're new to the family welcome! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

6: Don't Cork Your Wiffle Ball

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 49:27


Hello friends family and co-workers! Welcome to Episode 6 of TTG. Today Ethan and I delve into the fascination of "The Chase." We are always chasing after something new, something better, something cooler, something whatever-but is it because we don't already appreciate what we have? Or because we all have this innate fear that we will be stuck settling instead of seeking the next dream? So fasten those seatbelts, grab that water, and as we say on The Thirsty Gallon: "Stay hydrated, stay happy, stay healthy!" Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Instagram: @uticaqueen Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

5: I Want Your Face, Not Your Genitalia

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 52:23


Hello friends, family and coworkers. Per usual the rollercoaster of my dating life has had many ups and downs and whirly woops and wow, it's been quite a last couple weeks. Today Ethan and I delve into how it is dating someone completely different from you, the exact same as you and the stigma towards the word Slut. It's another goofing and insightful one, so fasten those seatbelts, grab that water, and as we say on The Thirsty Gallon: "Stay hydrated, stay happy, stay healthy!" Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Instagram: @uticaqueen Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

4: We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 48:45


What's up friends family and co-workers! We are back with another episode of TTG. Today we delve deeper into how FREAKING FUN dating has been so far. Spoiler Alert. Fun is not always the word I would use for it. But ya know what, it's been an adventure and sometimes you just gotta shake the etch-a-sketch and move on. Just let that shit go ya know?! Coming out just before Thanksgiving-so hope you have a magnificent week and holiday-next episode will be delayed a week because of the holidays, but we will be back in December! So grab that water, and as we say on The Thirsty Gallon: "Stay hydrated, stay happy, stay healthy!" Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

3: WE HAVE A MOTHER TRUCKIN' GUEST KIDS

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2019 44:50


Hey friends, family and co-workers! Welcome to Episode 3 of The Thirsty Gallon. Sorry for the delay between episodes, life, as we know it, gets crazy. But I'm back and better than ever, with the podcast's FIRST GUEST. That's right, I'll say it louder for the people in the back, WE HAVE A MOTHER TRUCKIN' GUEST. Introducing my best friend Ethan! We discuss his life as a Minneapolis Socialite and well known Drag Queen in the area, dating in the gay community and how we bonded on a two hour ride to a show whilst eating cold spaghetti-os. I APOLOGIZE in advance, I definitely accidentally muted our conversation half way through and the video ends moderately abruptly, but hey, we got a good chunk of love to share with you all beforehand. TTG is available on all podcast listening platforms. It would be top notch if you could go give some love and review on apple podcasts to try and get the word out. But until then, grab your water, stay hydrated, stay happy, stay healthy and enjoy episode 3! Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline QUEEN UTICA: Instagram: @queenutica Facebook: Utica Queen Email: queenutica@gmail.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

2: I'm Taking Back the Word Fat

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 49:56


Welcome to the new listeners, welcome back for the OGs. This episode is a little....well alottle...different from episode one, but I touch on requested topics from listeners and share some personal information about my life journeys, being fat and interracial dating. I hope, even though it's not as funny, you will still get something out of this! Share, subscribe, enjoy. And as we say on The Thirsty Gallon: Stay Hydrated, Stay Happy, Stay Healthy! Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

1: My Mother is Going to Disown Me

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 42:23


Welcome to the first official episode of The Thirsty Gallon! We hit on tinder experiences, being fat in today's society, trying to be an adult and my favorite drunk Griffyn Story in this episode. If my mother ever sees it I will probably be disowned, so if anyone wants to be my new family, hit me up! Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

The Thirsty Gallon Intro Teaser

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 6:45


Are you fastening your seatbelts? it's okay.....I'll wait......Okay kids, grab that gallon of water, buckle down, and get ready for the whirlwind that is The Thirsty Gallon: and H2O-fueled podcast hosted by Griffyn, your local tie-dye wearing trash panda. Where she is going to take you on an adventure of body positivity, tinder nightmares, trying to function as a millennial adult and whatever else fuels her hate fire of the day. Instagram: the.thirsty.gallon Email: thethirstygallon@gmail.com LOGO CRED MADEL BERENDSEN: Instagram @letteringbymadeline --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/griffyn-albers9/support

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