Twisney Whirled

Airy and Elle talk about what they think is the shittiest inspo for a theme park ever. Why? HOW DID ANYONE GREENLIGHT THIS? Did these adults read the source material? Did they understand it? Reading is fundamental and teachers need to be paid more. Also, they make a Blood and Sand cocktail. It’s a topical tipple. Haha. Tipple.

Airy and Elle make a delicious dessert cocktail; the Brandy Alexander! They discuss Universal Studios Florida’s Cabana Bay resort, and why they feel it’s a bomb-ass example of an immersive hotel at a decent price point. And they decry the popular concept of “modern millennial” themed hotels.

Ari and Elle discuss what Immersion actually means to them. They teach you how to make a Mai Tai and warn you about the importance of avoiding both orange and blue Bols. What are great examples of immersive theming, and what win the “you tried” awards?

Elle Phantasm and Ari Paradise discuss their love of immersive environments and theming. They teach you how to make a real-ass daiquiri, and commiserate over being childless millennials who have to explain to other adults why they want to go on a cruise helmed by a giant rodent.