Vocal Virgins

Ghaliens.. do they exist? The one where the boys get into depth about some ghaliens, black air forces and the Draymond energy they exude, and even the tunes the boys go to when practicing baby-making. Tis lit, muuuuuhhhfuuuhhhga. Make it a good day... or not, the choice has already been made. Follow us on Twitter to get a peak at our super exclusive nudes: @VocalVirgins and Instagram: @VocalVirgins_

The one where the boys have in depth conversation about various topics such as middle school shenanigans, biggest fears, hot dudes, and the all new Dear Vocal Virgins segment. Spread the word and maybe the boys will come roll a tech deck on ur mom's tiddy, if ur lucky. p.s. Come at us Corey Jo. 4 points in 28 minutes is more despicable than them yellow thangs in overalls. Follow us on Twitter to get a peak at our super exclusive nudes: @VocalVirgins and Instagram: @VocalVirgins_

From mental health to rage quitting, Dave spent all waking hours of the night editing this pod. This is the one that sounds like T-Pain: chopped and screwed. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins and Instagram: @VocalVirgins_

The one where the boys talk about hella. From Iggy Azalea, Lil Boat, all the way to the Wemenz College World Series. If any of y'all D1 softball playas want to hit your boys up, we're biiiiiiiiiiiiiig fans. Let's go half on some D1 babies, lil mamas. Happy Friday Jr. Timmys & Timmettes. Let's get this bread. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

*Paul Revere riding into town* Pauly boi: "The boys are coming! The boys are coming!" Town: *erupts into cheering, heavy drinking, and break dancing* Two weeks, Timmys. Two of them thangs. The boys come back skrong on dis one talking about gun girl Kaitlin Bennett, jaw jackin' dat sweet cash in all we do, & also try to put into words just how amazingly breathtaking Jennifer Joanna Aniston really is. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

The one where Dave doesn't have enough time to think of a description because he has assignment deadlines in an hour & he needs to graduate. On this episode, Cowboys, Dave, C-man, and DJ simply go through various ASMR, *queue 21 Savage - ASMR*, that'll most likely seduce any mom; including yours. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

The one where C-man & DJ admit to being frequent cheaters; from relationships, to chess, to schoolwork, to even pickup basketball. "Aye, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't trying. Its only wrong if you get caught" - Bill Bellichick Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

First & foremost the happiest of birthdays to one of our very own... DJ D Rek. The one where the boys give you all the answers you need. We did the assignment for you already & even tho it's late, you can have our answers. Don't worry, all the answers are right; we used the C-man's already paid-for Chegg account (which actually 100% exists). Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

The one where the boys talk about wasps and being sex-free, recovering mountain dew addicts. Oh, and the bros hit on some of our real-life, drunk tales. Jasted (/ˈjāstəd/) - Otherwise known as "juul wasted", that feeling where you're damn near drunk off your juul. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

Fresh off the plane from saving DJ's sweet arse. The one where the boys discuss giving the double hand shake weight for 90, or taking the baby gravy for 10; & of course, wemenz. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

The one where we find out if it's gay? Disclaimer: Sadly, Derek was kidnapped and we have received his ransom letter. Unfortunately, we cannot afford the ransom and have contacted the kidnapper in efforts to trade a bologna sandwich & a caprisun for our precious DJ. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_

Slootz n bootz & everything in between. don’t smoke this if ur an easily offended girl. Follow us on Twitter: @VocalVirgins & Insta: @VocalVirgins_