WQUR: Queer Quarantine Radio

It's Episode Two of WQUR! Peaches Christ: Private Paranormal Detective The private dick gets into a public showdown as zombies storm the city! How will the queen of crime-fighting solve this undead dilemma!? Leave it To Beelzy Big brother Kit is in for it, after a shoplifting scandal. Little Beelzy may be the devil incarnate, but isn’t stealing gum the true sin? Murder at Darlington Mansion The Darlington clan has a shocking plan: find who killed the dowager Lorna before they’re the next victim. But when an inspector calls, will the plan get… cut short? Also, the song “Wash Your Hands” By Betty And-I-Oop!

Episode One: P.P. Dick: Private Paranormal Dick - When Mr. DeLaCreme goes missing, BenDeLaCreme turns to San Francisco’s finest P.P. Dick - that’s Private Paranormal Detective - Peaches Christ for help. Little does Peaches know this case could either make her career... or take her life. Can Peaches outsmart Monsoon and her goons and solve the case? This is Peaches Christ, Private Paranormal Detective in: “Midnight at the Oasis!” Leave it to Beelzy - The Commons are the picture-perfect American family living the ideal suburban life behind their white picket fence. There’s Beverly, the attentive housewife, Walter, the fond father, Kit, the good-natured son, and Beelzebub “Beelzy” Lucifer Commons, the fallen angel to the god Jehovah. He shall bring forth the end of all that is holy on this earth. That’s our Beelzy! Song: "To Be Near You" performed by Major Scales Darlington Mansion - The Darlington family has gathered to celebrate the birthday of Lorna Darlington, their beloved, wealthy matriarch, and her spiteful twin sister Agatha, when Lorna is discovered dead just before dessert. Who killed Lorna Darlington? What could possibly be the motive for murdering this extremely wealthy woman? Will Stilton stop bumping into the gramophone? Tune in for a hair raising chapter of: The Murder at Darlington Mansion!