X Beers Deep

In this special final episode of 2018 Helen and Mark regale each other (and now you!) with offputtingly dark tales of domestic abuse and local murder, followed by upliftingly light tales including Mark's inability to handle ice and the obsolescence of Wonderwall. Plus, Mark accidentally invents Janet from The Good Place! And be sure you don't miss out on our very first special guest appearance (spoiler alert - it's an airplane)

In this news-light, digression-heavy installation of X Beers Deep our hosts dabble in such topics as Stompin Tom Collins (naturally), Germany's flashy new 21st century serial killer, and the US election-swaying scandal of unknown origin among other newsy tidbits. On top of that Helen also shares her Top Tips for Bagging a Man! You don't want to miss out on this special messy and inconsistent take on the world today! Git on in here!

The topics this week include such humdingers as the reason why old people shouldn't drive, tales of shameful teenage follies and attempted pizza robbery (the worst kind of robbery). Join Helen and Mark as they drink surprisingly little and yet still come out looking like a right pair of fools.

In this special-bumper-premiere episode of X Beers Deep Helen and Mark unintentionally record their dumb asses prattle on for over 2 hours, begging the titular question : "Who do we think we are?" Join them as they ruminate on topics including the radically reckless road practices of Irish motorists, 007's uncertain future, the perverted practices of parish priests, and much more! Sure it might not sound particularly entertaining, but what else have you got to do?