2 Minutes To Midnight

Jeff and Tony sneak into a baseball game that Tom Waits performs the seventh inning stretch so if you have been hoping and praying for that to happen someday, pray no more fam! We even get to hear an interview with him afterwards in which we discuss breakfast foods. Note: We upgraded some of our equipment and we will be working on our quality in both sound and writing... I do think that the Tom Waits stuff is the best thing we have done so far and I think we are just getting started. Subscribe and all that shit, if not for me, for you.

When you think of gassy moms, do you think of secret police sent into Portland by the President of the United States? You do now! We do a silly cover of a Primus song and have a new sponsor: marijuana. Also, are secret police coming to Chicago? Does the head of the FOP sound like a generic version of Papa Emiritus doing a generic version of an Italian accent? Maybe.

Loud JJJeff and TTTony are back for another episode where we dive into the fuct-up-edness of it all and attempt to bring humor to our world and yours. Listen as we talk about Karens, our new sponsor Karen Alert and our neo-futuristic version Idiots Are Taking Over by NOFX! Jeff even has a close encounter with a very unstable Karen! It's crazy!

2 Minutes is back! We almost changed the name to Impartially Biased but then it was like why make extra work for ourselves when we had the perfect podcast name in the first place. We discuss masks and the assholes that won't wear them. Also, free speech means you can be an asshole and I can call you an asshole. Why am I saying asshole so much?

This episode brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. Intro music by Vile Cynic

The Boys talk about the fact that the United States is currently detaining children separated from their families and what type of person would actually want to work in these detention centers. Do you think that we should be doing that? If you do, what the fuck is wrong with you? Hit me up at @LoudJeffrey on Twitter and let me know why you support these centers. I'll be sure to tell you that you're an asshole. It was difficult to put humor in this one but hopefully our opening skit made you laugh. If it didn't hit me up on Twitter and I'll be sure you ignore your comment but might pass it on to Tony because Jeff has seen the fury that could be unleashed and would rather it be directed towards you and not him. Brian wants you to listen to Slayer. Jeffrey Epstein didn't hang himself. We end the show talking about great riff writers because for fuck's sake we need a break from the daily bullshit coming out of DC. Opening death metal song by Vile Cynic. Check them out, they rule.

Let's face it, Facebook sucks now. But why? Has it always sucked? All that and stuff about death, darts, bullies and more. Intro music is Lightbringer by Vile Cynic. Check them out on Spotify or wherever you stream music.

Jeff, Tony and Brian discuss Megachurches and talk about going to one.  Who's Brian?  Oh, well, we had another episode before this where the audio ended up not great.  Brian is an old friend and one of the few "left-wing Christians" that I know (I'm Jeff typing this by the way) so his perspective along with mine and Tony's atheist asses is what is going to take us all to the promised land.  So this is episode 4.  You'll probably never hear episode 3.  Sorry.

Jeff and Tony talk about a 16 year old girl and the assholes that hate her for some reason.

First episode.