Dead Letters Bureau

"I never understood people who said they’d be glad if they wouldn’t have to eat in the afterlife. When I die, I’m going to miss eating the most. Specifically bread, pizza, and Indian food. In that order. The second most missed thing will be the people I leave behind, maybe. Who even knows if I’ll be capable of missing things? Either way you look at it, it’s comforting to assume I can miss anything during death and not be focused on solely one thing like, say, revenge. Or haunting a place. Or misery. I hope to have a wide spectrum of emotions."Show Notes:Story: Mika McIntoshPerson #1: Rebecca HansenPerson #2: Mika McIntoshPerson #3: Mary FonsPerson #4: Mitch HansenPerson #5: Jill RiddellMusic: Dave Supplee

"Did you know that the politics we normally associate with bees, a queen with her drones, is actually only the politics of honeybees and bumblebees? Most bees native to North America, and the honeybee is not native mind you, are solitary creatures or have a more democratic approach to their societies."

"My life’s painfully mediocre. Tuesdays I hang out with some guys from work-- I don’t even think I like most of them, but making friends as an adult is a pain. Every other Thursday is karaoke night with Calvin. I have insomnia so sometimes I stay up past 3 AM watching infomercials and badly dubbed foreign films and usually on Saturdays I spend the entire day in my boxers briefs eating cereal and watching cartoons oh my gosh I am being a little too honest." Story: Mika McIntosh Christian: Andrew Ceco Thiel: Rebecca Hansen Logo & Sound Editing: Brock Rasmussen Music: Dave Supplee Sponsored by Gruffy Mart, where nothing ends in 99 cents!

"I’m not sure why or how our collective thoughts created a gay Welshman, but hey. It’s not our place to decide why a person exists, but to accept them and all of their unique quirks in this beautiful yet tragically flawed world that is our home." Story: Mika McIntosh [static]: Jeffrey Hein Logo & Sound Editing: Brock Rasmussen Music: Dave Supplee Sponsored by Gruffy Mart, where nothing ends in 99 cents!