Dungeons Against Humanity

Having finally muted that king, Team Regicide turns their attention to the elven king. Dimitri makes a long-distance phone call. Salima’s fleet was fleeting. Elahimm stakes his claim. Solkinn Rai wants to buy a hat. Music included “Kabbalistic Village,” “Genesis,” “Long Way to Go,” and “Pirates Out For Blood” by Miguel Johnson, “Growing Shadows” by myuu, “Mountain Village” by Alex Chorny, and “A Chant in the Wind” by Tristan Lohengrin. All music is used under the creative commons license.

Team Regicide is reunited, but not in the way they hoped. Dimitri makes a choice. Salima spends some time outside herself. Elahimm picks someone’s nose. Solkinn Rai is good at guilt trips. Music included “The Battle of 3302,” “The Battle of 3303,” “The Mothership Attacks,” and “Genesis” by Miguel Johnson, “Star of the County Down” by Martin Britz, a Halloween 80’s mix by Aries Beats, and “The Devil’s Cell” by Darren Curtis. All music is used under the Creative Commons license.

Don’t split the party! Oh God, they’re wearing earbuds, they can’t hear us. They’re splitting the party. Dimitri throws up the horns. Salima squares off against her babydaddy ex. Elahimm is an elven cape. Solkinn Rai is firm and immaleable.

Team Regicide nears the endgame. Dimitri gets a makeover. Salima goes the rodeo and wins. Elahimm bends reality. Solkinn Rai goes to the rodeo and loses. All music used under the Creative Commons license. A techno mix by DJ Delite “Abyss” by myu, “The Battle of 3033” by Miguel Johnson “The Devil’s Cell” by Darren Curtis

Team Regicide continues through the garden maze. Dimitri doesn’t stick the dismount. Salima has an unwanted passenger. Elahimm is gonna die looking good, dammit. Solkinn Rai unleashes a breakdance attack on some basic bitches. All music used under the Creative Commons license: “Blackout” and “Abyss” by myuu “The Battle of 3033” by Miguel Johnson “The Devil’s Cell” by Darren Curtis

What’s a good D&D adventure without a labyrinth full of dangerous creatures? Dimitri decides to let his enemies fight each other. Salima takes a trip into the mind palace of a Mimic. Elahimm examines the local foliage. Solkinn Rai rips apart an enemy verrry slooowly. Music includes: “Mnemosine” by L’horrible passion, “Abyss” by myuu, and “The Battle of 3033” by Miguel Johnson. All music is used under the Creative Commons license. #dahpodcast