Sit back and relax as little-known moron, Jacob Doherty, just keeps loudly talking about nothing at all in particular! Described as "self-indulgent" by his girlfriend, this cast is sure to help you ease into a wholesome day of relaxation.
What more can I say that the title already hasn't already? Welcome to the internet, where every single hollowed out space will be filled with half-naked women! That's what you wanted, isn't it? Of course it is! Now shut your filthy pie-hole and enjoy.
Having a good laugh at that young dad across the street who is mowing the lawn in his old navy cargo shorts? Well yuck it up while you can, because once calamity strikes that man will become your worst nightmare. Mark my words.
Just a little bonus for all my devote fans who follow my bi-yearly podcast. I'm not even sure what day of the week it is right now, but I am dealing with a lot of over ripe avocados at the moment.
It's been a year, alright? I ranted a bit in the last episode. This one? Nothing but wholesome content. However, I got a real problem with how hard it is to get a coffee in this town and I'm going to tell you about it! Don't like it? Too bad, I ain't no Joe Rogan.
They say the mighty Phoenix can rise from it's ashes... I cannot. I am more like an infestation of rats that is impossible to eradicate. BASK IN MY RETURN! DO IT!
What the hell have I been up to? Well I've been eating a lot of soup for one. Making a lot of soup, thinking about soup a lot. Not only do I think I can revolutionize the fad diet world with my all pea-soup diet, I think I can also capitalize on a new unit of measure... for soup. Now before you beat yourself up with the "Why didn't I think of it first?", we allll knew it had to be done. I was just the first to pull the trigger.Twitter: @Snake_Doherty
In these times of social distancing, there has been a sudden influx of people set out to achieve social media fame. Like the 49'ers of the gold rush however, most will achieve nothing more than being another body clogging up one particular place. All looking for the same thing, doing the same, at the same time. So I implore you, please... stop saying "Coronavirus" like Cardi B.
God damn am I feeling peppy! I stood in line for over 45 minutes yesterday to purchase one bulb of garlic! All this "Coronavirus" pandemonium has whipped me into an awfully good mood, stay sanitary everybody.
After the Terri Schiavo mishap of last week's episode, I decided I needed to become more cultured. Expand my horizon's a bit. So I invite you to enjoy this very refined, eclectic, new brand of the Easy Podcast. It's like NPR, but with swear-words!
In another disgraceful half-an-hour display of reaching for things to talk about, I end up bringing up Terri Schiavo. I instantly regret it, and then leave on a low note. Not 100% on what the first half was about, probably cigarettes. Enjoy!
There is a little saying out there that goes "All good things must come to an end". As life continues to barrel forward I find this to be proven true, time and time again. That is why, after a ten-year love affair, I had to kiss cigarettes goodbye. Join me as I reminisce on all the good times I had smoking, how cool smoking makes you look, and how horrible not smoking is. Which reminds me of another little saying out there that goes "All bad things must go on forever". R.I.P. old friend!
Hey I talking about drinking in this episode, again! Maybe I should change the name of this podcast to "Talking About Alcohol: The Podcast". Or maybe I should find something else to talk about? Nah. Enjoy!
Let's face the facts here folks, the last episode I posted was not even close to the high standard you have grown accustomed to as a savvy podcast consumer. So instead of repealing that last episode, I decided that I should go ahead and crank out another low-effort episode in the classic "quantity over quality" spirit. Or did I get that backwards? Eh, who cares it's free and there is only five of you! N.P.R. keeps asking me for hand outs. I talk about that in this, ain't that funny?
I can not recall one single thing I talk about in this episode, and I recorded it less than twelve hours ago. Oh well, let's roll the dice and slap it up here anyways. This should be a great one to blast if you need to focus on something else, or are trying to convince your parents that the friend you have over isn't imaginary. Good luck!
It's a new year, and that means a whole new podcast! Oh wait, never mind it is exactly the same. Anyways, why do health insurance companies want to sell my information so bad? *RE-UPLOAD* The extremely FREE podcasting service I use originally uploaded only the first 5 minutes of this episode. I took it down, now this one is the whole enchilada. I would complain, but I refuse to pay any money for this service so...
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